Least sexy male vocals

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Chris Martin perhaps? Or Damon A...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 19 September 2002 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark E. Smith

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Jello Biafra.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Bobby Bland.

― TMFTML (TMFTML), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Julian Assablancas.

― kate, Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

glen johnson

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Tiny Tim.

― g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

David Gedge. Thom Yorke. Otis Redding.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Blackie Lawless

― Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

what am i thinking??? Neil Young owns this thread, and leases the rest out to Jonathan Donohue

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Gareth is absolutely OTM!

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Louis Armstrong

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Yound does not own this thread. George Formby does.

― Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Yound? duh - sorry Young.

― Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Lyle Lovett.

― Derek Dalek (Derek Dalek), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Who's the lead singer of Cradle Of Filth?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Jad Fair

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Shane MacGowan (Sorry Shane)

― Derek Dalek (Derek Dalek), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

(Hah my other answer was going to be Shane MacGowen!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Michael Gira sings like a fucking corpse and Tomas Haake sounds like voice of the evil spirit that put him there.

― christoff (christoff), Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

GEDDY LEE!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 19 September 2002 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Doc Dart.

― Mike Appelstein (mike a), Thursday, 19 September 2002 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I like Neil and Shane. I was gonna say Billy Corgan but I think it's trumped by Geddy. Funny how this question is easier than the other.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Usher and Stipe.

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Stephen Malkmus

― Micheline Gros-Jean (Micheline), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:24 (twenty-three years ago)

sean tollefson from tullycraft

― joan vich (joan vich), Thursday, 19 September 2002 17:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom Waits

― Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

aaron neville / rick astley

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

James 'More Feeble Granddad' Walsh.

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 19 September 2002 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Michael Gerald from Killdozer

King Diamond

David Tibet

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 19 September 2002 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

David Thomas! Daniel Johnston! Eno?

― Clarke B., Thursday, 19 September 2002 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Bob Dylan

― Enid Roach (Enid Roach), Thursday, 19 September 2002 19:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Hurricane Smith. The one with the reedy voice in Beachwood Sparks.

― Arthur (Arthur), Thursday, 19 September 2002 22:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Bill Callahan

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 September 2002 22:21 (twenty-three years ago)

there's something a bit brtet anderson abt this thread if you ask me (kate and arthur and possibly teeny and enid excepted)

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 19 September 2002 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Danielson Family

― wl (wl), Thursday, 19 September 2002 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Lemmy.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 19 September 2002 23:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Half of these guys sound sexy enuff to me...Bill Callahan's "Dress Sexy At My Funeral" is, err, sexy as hell, and I can't even begin to understand a mind that does not find Otis Redding or Bobby Bland's voices sexy (tho maybe those were jokes?)

― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 19 September 2002 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

a young Geddy Lee singing and Jello Biafra otherwise.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 20 September 2002 00:39 (twenty-three years ago)

The guy from NOFX.

― Poppy (poppy), Friday, 20 September 2002 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Ernest Celsius Smitten, a.k.a. Hidden Under the Hidden Under. "The Cadaver Hung Itself," his cover of Bright Eyes' "The Calendar Hung Itself," appears on Magnet's Sampler #25 and is quite possibly the least sexy thing I have ever heard. Intentionally so, I hope.

― Steph (Steph), Friday, 20 September 2002 04:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Who's the lead singer of Cradle Of Filth?
-- Dan Perry

Jad Fair
-- dave225

comedy gold.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 20 September 2002 05:02 (twenty-three years ago)

J Mascis

― Josep, Friday, 20 September 2002 05:50 (twenty-three years ago)

James Hetfield

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 20 September 2002 06:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually I find Shane McGowan's voice rather attractive...

― Charlie (Charlie), Friday, 20 September 2002 06:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom Waits voice isn't sexy? What nonsense is this? You'll be saying Captain Beefheart's voice isn't sexy next!

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 20 September 2002 07:31 (twenty-three years ago)

How the hell is Tom Waits not sexy with all the sly whispering he does? Captain Beefheart + Barry White spoken intros = Tom Waits

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 20 September 2002 07:37 (twenty-three years ago)

why has nobody mentioned chad fucking kroeger?

― michael wells (michael w.), Friday, 20 September 2002 07:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Chad fucked Kroeger?!!!

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 20 September 2002 07:46 (twenty-three years ago)

That's unfair. Magnum did score once in a while, didn't he?

Somehow managed to forget Billie Joe Armstrong, Tom DeLonge and him out of Bowling for Soup. "She likes the Godsmack" - Bet she does, mate. Bet she does.

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 20 September 2002 10:27 (twenty-three years ago)

What about Eddie Vedder?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 20 September 2002 11:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Tommy Shaw.

― My name is Kenny, Friday, 20 September 2002 13:51 (twenty-three years ago)

actual girls to thread!!

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 20 September 2002 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Spot on - Chad Kroeger and Ed Vedder, both similar, both totally unsexy

― Saskia, Friday, 20 September 2002 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

confirmation that feminine side fully operational.

― michael wells (michael w.), Friday, 20 September 2002 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

El Duce
Jandek
the guy from Toto

― Mike Appelstein (mike a), Friday, 20 September 2002 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Y'know what? I just remember a recorc review I read once where the reviewer said "Falco's voice is as appealing as hearing someone vomit outside your window."
I don't think its that bad, but I've heard better.

― Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Friday, 20 September 2002 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I am suprised nobody mentioned John Lydon.

― mt, Friday, 20 September 2002 23:36 (twenty-three years ago)

"actual girls to thread!! "

Ok then... I think John Lydon's voice is *most* sexy...

Louis Philippe's voice is not so sexy--but I don't mean this as a negative thing...

Least sexy male vocals award would have to go to Pee Wee Herman...

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 21 September 2002 00:13 (twenty-three years ago)

"Louis Philippe's voice is not so sexy" - What the the what what what?

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 21 September 2002 01:08 (twenty-three years ago)

david byrne.

― Adrian Langston, Saturday, 21 September 2002 13:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Louis Philippe--his voice seems to me so high and gender-free, and not in a sexy way... Hm... I wonder if I think all high happy voices are not sexy--like the Beach Boys... But please don't get me wrong, I like Louis Philippe!!--his music, his voice, it's just not something that when I listen to it I think about sex at all... For me, it is sexless, which I suppose is diffrent from unsexy...

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 21 September 2002 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Johnny rotten

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 21 September 2002 17:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Jeff Buckley (ha, contrast this with my answer in sexiest male vocals). The singer from The Vines (Craig someone??).

― lyra (lyra), Saturday, 21 September 2002 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

The lead singer of The Queers.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 21 September 2002 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoever sings the Sun City Girls' track "Civet's Tango."
Whoever's singing in Renaldo and the Loaf.
MC Hawking.
Peter Brady in the Brady Bunch's "Time to Change."

― Ernest P., Sunday, 22 September 2002 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Tiny Tim and Pee Wee Herman, absolutely. In the non-novelty department, Ian MacKaye (too strident and straight-ahead).

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 22 September 2002 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I vote for Michael Bolton. His voice makes me angry - and not in that good sexually tense way either.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 22 September 2002 01:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Guy from Mister Mister

― Clarke B., Saturday, 5 October 2002 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Conor Oberst should fite this out with Jonsi from Sigur Ros. Though Jonsi sounds more than a whale than a male.

― alex in mainhattan (alex63), Saturday, 5 October 2002 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Geddy Lee, definitely.

― Jody Beth Rosen, Saturday, 5 October 2002 19:13 (twenty-three years ago)

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