1. Jools Holland plays "boogie woogie piano" all over the guests' songs he joins in with on 'Later'
― Morrissey & Clunes: The Severed Alliance (PaulTMA), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)
2. Isaac Brock is a rapist.
― nicky lo-fi, Monday, 25 June 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)
can't believe sick sick people are calumnizing jools holland on internet forums
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)
I don't know who Isaac Brock is, but Jool Holland really does do that a lot.
― Lil' Kim Philby (Call the Cops), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 07:12 (thirteen years ago)
I don't know who Jool Holland is, but Isaac Brock really does do that a lot.
― ENPBGIW (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 08:13 (thirteen years ago)
Wow. Um, really, can we not do the rape jokes on ILX, please?
Seriously, not funny, not cool.
― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 08:18 (thirteen years ago)
3. The standard cost of a CD album is £18.
― if, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 08:19 (thirteen years ago)
sorry WCC, wdn't normally do that and was blinded by Brock hate
― ENPBGIW (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 08:21 (thirteen years ago)
OK, I looked up Isac Brock on wiki.
Story ends.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 08:39 (thirteen years ago)
Jools plays boogie woogie piano, but does he drown his guests music in it? He's a great example:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exm4MixX4Vw
― Morrissey & Clunes: The Severed Alliance (PaulTMA), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:39 (thirteen years ago)
4. Mama Cass choked on a ham sandwich.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:05 (thirteen years ago)
5. Jeff Porcaro died from an allergic reaction to pesticides.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:10 (thirteen years ago)
6. Lester Bangs died of the flu.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:12 (thirteen years ago)
7. *insert genre* is dead.
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:13 (thirteen years ago)
8. The Stereophonics initially weren't that bad
― Morrissey & Clunes: The Severed Alliance (PaulTMA), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:17 (thirteen years ago)
6. People who prefer guitar music to dance music are probably racist or homophobic and possibly both.
― Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:18 (thirteen years ago)
Sorry. 9.
10. Creedence Clearwater Revival were never popular in the UK
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:20 (thirteen years ago)
11. Roy Harper contracted a serious illness from snogging a sheep.
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:52 (thirteen years ago)
12. The Velvet Underground were unknown in their lifetime
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:52 (thirteen years ago)
13. LCD Soundsystem's "45:33" has anything at all to do with running or exercise.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:56 (thirteen years ago)
"Sorry. 9."
I don't mind. I don't mind.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 12:17 (thirteen years ago)
14. Grunge killed metal dead.
― Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 12:37 (thirteen years ago)
By its final season, Top of the Pops was worth saving and was thought of fondly.
― my opinionation (Hamildan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)
I'm not sure I've ever heard anyone say this
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)
16. Smash Hits was the best music mag in the 80s
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)
17. Select was the best music mag in the 90s.
what was the best (UK) newsstand music mag in the 90s?
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)
18. Frank Zappa had witty and useful opinions on music journalism that merit repeating on a regular basis.
― Get wolves (DL), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
19. Everyone reads Pitchfork.
― Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)
Was waiting for Dorian to bring up No 18.
20. The radio session version of the early B-side was the best thing they ever did.
― Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)
21. Ringo wasn't a very good drummer.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
22. All dance music is techno. (doesn't apply to this forum)
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
23 Lana Del Rey had her lips done
― piscesx, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)
24. Bernard Purdie played drums on some Beatles tracks (that one still may be true i've honestly no idea)
― piscesx, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)
25. It sounds better/ warmer on vinyl
― piscesx, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)
26. the early-mid 70s were crap before Punk (not this forum obvs)
― piscesx, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)
27. Malcolm Mooney is a qualified veterinary surgeon.
― Lil' Kim Philby (Call the Cops), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 12:03 (thirteen years ago)
28. AnCo's Beach Boys harmonies (via Dario G)
― Morrissey & Clunes: The Severed Alliance (PaulTMA), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 12:06 (thirteen years ago)
29. Dexter Holland of the Offspring has a PhD in molecular biology (he was a candidate, but abandoned it)
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 12:07 (thirteen years ago)
30. People shouldn't use the term 'IDM'.
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:23 (thirteen years ago)
31. Your favourite genre of music is objectively better than that crap that sheeple like.
― ENPBGIW (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:42 (thirteen years ago)
Boogie woogie piano is probably better than most currently updating british rock bands
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:47 (thirteen years ago)
lmao @ dog latin
― some dude, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)
I've definitely heard people say things like "Those first few singles were pretty good" (they weren't).
― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)
33. Wilco, the plaid Radiohead
― Morrissey & Clunes: The Severed Alliance (PaulTMA), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)
all garage bands only ever put out one good single, cos they had no other material.
― Stevolende, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)
The Velvet Underground have no influence from r'n'b
― Stevolende, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
lol. I hadn't ever heard that one until that SPIN list a couple months ago.
― the dave cool channel you are supposed to watch (how's life), Thursday, 28 June 2012 01:09 (thirteen years ago)
ringo as a bad drummer is srsly insane
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 28 June 2012 02:02 (thirteen years ago)
34. <i>Slanted and Enchanted</i> is a "low-fi" record.
35. <i>Radio City</i> is a "power pop" record.
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 30 June 2012 04:50 (thirteen years ago)
cripes! I keep doing that with the html
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 30 June 2012 04:51 (thirteen years ago)
36. Katy Perry has DD cup breasts.
― Electro-Shock Rory (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 June 2012 06:52 (thirteen years ago)
37. The Top isn't as strong as the rest of The Cure's pre-Wish output.
― LeRooLeRoo, Saturday, 30 June 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)
38. Q-Tip is "the gay rapper".
― Playoff Starts Here (san lazaro), Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)
39. Pet Sounds is important because it influenced Sgt. Pepper.
― Vic Perry, Friday, 6 July 2012 04:45 (thirteen years ago)
47. The Beatles were the most revolutionary, more creative and more distinctive in terms of popular music.
― kafkaesque (c21m50nh3x460n), Friday, 6 July 2012 06:13 (thirteen years ago)
48. Captain Beefheart has an extraordinary 8-octave range or whatever was on that early press release that idiot rock critics keep repeating ad infinitum
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 6 July 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)
I guess fill in #40 - 46 with other specious "is important because" arguments. "Brian Eno is important because he influenced David Bowie." "Terry Riley is important because he influenced Brian Eno." "David Bowie is important because he is one of the biggest influences on David Bowie." "J.J. Cale is important because his name sounds like John Cale whose name I confuse with John Cage.""John Cage is important for his work in The Velvet Underground." "The Jesus and Mary Chain Gang are important because they influenced My Bloody Valentine's Day Massacre."
― Vic Perry, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)
40 - 46 is -6, guy.
― kafkaesque (c21m50nh3x460n), Saturday, 7 July 2012 08:30 (thirteen years ago)
and you're the guy who mysteriously skipped from 39 to 47
― I'm HOOSin' out, 36 o's, so I'm drivin' round with that steena (some dude), Saturday, 7 July 2012 11:12 (thirteen years ago)
If band a sounds a certain way then band b cannot sound remotely like it. Or be using similar influences to a slightly different end.
Or the archetype thing. a certain sound/genre is best represented by this band, how can you think this other band has anything to do with that sound/genre?
― Stevolende, Saturday, 7 July 2012 11:22 (thirteen years ago)
The posts of kafkaesque live up to the air of confusion and menace invoked by the adjective.
― Vic Perry, Sunday, 8 July 2012 05:03 (thirteen years ago)
and you're the guy who mysteriously skipped from 39 to 47― I'm HOOSin' out, 36 o's, so I'm drivin' round with that steena (some dude), Saturday, July 7, 2012 4:12 AM (Yesterday)
― I'm HOOSin' out, 36 o's, so I'm drivin' round with that steena (some dude), Saturday, July 7, 2012 4:12 AM (Yesterday)
― kafkaesque (c21m50nh3x460n), Monday, 9 July 2012 02:22 (thirteen years ago)
The posts of kafkaesque live up to the air of confusion and menace invoked by the adjective.― Vic Perry, Saturday, July 7, 2012 10:03 PM (Yesterday)
― Vic Perry, Saturday, July 7, 2012 10:03 PM (Yesterday)
― kafkaesque (c21m50nh3x460n), Monday, 9 July 2012 02:24 (thirteen years ago)