"No talent is required to perform electronic dance music" sez straight.com

http://www.straight.com/article-724491/vancouver/no-talent-required-edm

Wow:

"Case in point: Paris Hilton recently made her DJ debut in Brazil. She can’t give a competent on-screen blowjob—Christ, you just put it in your mouth and spin your head around like Linda Blair—but she sure can throw down Gotye remixes and Avicii tracks to big crowds."

By Michael Mann, July 4, 2012

I don't think many people can spin their heads like Linda Blair and continue living

human beings != owls

No talent is required to write an article for straight.com, just type random words, sexist comments, and swearwords, and make sweeping generalisations and mis-quotes.

what the fuck is "straight.com"?

but linda blairs head rotates AROUND right? like her head doesn't rotate (more or less) vertically while staying on the same plane right? so like in the writers' exorcist blowjob example would she basically rip your dick off?

i mean i think he means rotate like if you stuck a pencil in a pencil sharpener but he's getting more a weed-whacker rotation that could do some serious peen damage, hypothetically speaking

sounds like someone has never received a competent on-screen blowjob...

or seen the exorcist

it's true

this article speaks truth to power and all you people can do is mock

no talent is required to perform electronic dance music

welcome to the 21st

suckaaaaaaz

not quite lolling at the idea of someone hearing the exorcist described ("her head spins around and she barfs green goop all over the place!") and thinking, "you know, if it weren't for the vomit, it sounds as though she could administer an excellent blowjob."

Linda Blair was 13 when they made The Exorcist. Ergo Michael Mann is a dirty old p@3d0.