yo is it true mc chris got sonned by a wite kid after a twitter beef??????

So glad not to know anything about any of these people except for this.

Worth it, however, for this masterpiece of petulance:

http://www.thegauntlet.com/photos/mcchris07171210%2005.jpg

Some time back between 2006-2008, he was repeatedly asking for help (through myspace) with his networking configuration as he couldn't get on XBOX Live.

I hope he did so with that face.

nerdcore rap is literally the worst thing in the history of music

there was this doc on netflix about this dude I think it was too sad to lol @

I have nothing against opinions. i have something against you insulting my friends.

I can understand how he wouldn't want fans to disrepect his opener, you know like walking onto the stage in the middle of his set to throw a petulant temper tantrum.

haha nightwing fans are the lamest

When his music used to be on adult swim I thought it was as a joke, didn't think he was honestly recording or touring. Who would want to listen to that?

oh my god I had no idea he actually LOOKED like Hesh

twitler as I now call it

lmao @ all the redditors with stories about how mc chris was a dick to them

I wasn't digging his opener, Richie Branson. I felt his lyrics were lame and pandering to us gamers and other assorted nerd fans.

signed, a guy who paid to see a band called "Powerglove"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRVOOwFNp5U

This is the future of hip hop and I think reddit will approve. Meet Hopsin.

[–]ramrob 837 points 13 hours ago
Did he just somehow make rapping about being responsible cool?

cosby rap

i had to write a blurb about this tour in my paper's show listings last week, i wish this whole thing had happened sooner so i could've written something harsher than just "MC Chris and Powerglove perform stale jokes for gamer dweebs at the Ottobar"

I also didn't think his delivery was good and his beats were mostly sampled from others songs and music

http://mcchrissucks.tumblr.com/

if you go to an MC Chris show you should be kicked out of humanity

so fucking help me if there's anyone on ILX who will defend this glorified minstrel show for stunted idiot man-children

a dubba dobba deeba dobba deeba duh MARIO
a derpa lerpa nerpa doopa woopa roppa WARIO

^ someone 'shop a beard onto photo in OP

yeah i remember mc peepants from aqua teen, but i didn't know he like had a career until a pub trivia host wearing a sleeveless star wars t shirt and a sailor cap played some of his songs

No 13th "story" on that Tumblr-- fear of bad luck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVFv6BAH0yM

I know that's not the incident we're talking about itt, I just want to remind everyone what it sounds like when MC Chris kicks you out of a show

zombie sweatshirt

i didnt even know who this guy was until yesterday

yeah i remember mc peepants from aqua teen, but i didn't know he like had a career until a pub trivia host wearing a sleeveless star wars t shirt and a sailor cap played some of his songs

― een, Thursday, July 19, 2012 2:26 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

CP: Can you tell us a little about the first show?

Ross Nover: We did our first Super Art Fight, which was a small event, upstairs at the Ottobar [with headliner MC Chris].

NB: So originally it was going to be this side attraction in between bands. Sometimes when you go to shows, whether you're into the band or not, your attention wanders. Why not have something else going on?

MD: MC Chris is very particular about his opening acts. He likes to handpick them, he likes to have some control over them, and at the time we had no web presence. So he requested that weren't on the show. But Todd [Lesser] at the Ottobar thought that there would be an audience for what we do, so he said, "Alright, I still want you on the show tonight, but I'm going to put you guys upstairs." We were going to be very respectful. MC Chris goes on at 11 and we were going to finish at like, quarter of. So [we] go to the show, set up, and people are just entranced in the art [the competitors] are creating.

RN: And it's just so obvious that we're clearly capturing the audience's attention.

MD: In the transition period of us wrapping up and going downstairs, they had a DJ start playing upstairs.

NB: The volume levels were going up and, like, there was this party vibe in the room and it felt like something had exploded.

MD: We go downstairs. MC Chris is doing his thing, we're having a fun time. The bass from the DJ upstairs is so loud he can hear it onstage. And he calls us out, and he calls us "fags," and accuses us of trying to get on his show.

JN: So for our first official show, we wore shirts that said "White Rappers Hate Art Fight."

Never heard of this guy. Guess he's just full of beef?

http://i.imgur.com/ek33g.png

am I a terrible person for giggling at the mental image of MC Pee Pants crying in a mall

http://i52.tinypic.com/kb63iu.jpg

"Security is going to take you the fuck out now! That's what you get for talking shit on Twitter!"

also I am in love with that tumblr:

mc chris sucks story 19

This past year when MC Chris was in Denver, he yelled at a girl in the first row for placing her beer on the stage between an opener and his performance and made her lose her place along the front row over it. He yelled at her through the mic, humiliated her, and would not continue with his show until she and her friend “got the fuck out of here.” Sure, she was a knuckle head for placing her beer there but he was totally being a dick.

She apparently stuck around and got super drunk because near the end of the show she got close to the stage and hurled her beer glass, hitting him in the dick. He freaked out (understandably) and ended the show early, but then bitched incessantly on facebook about it for at least a month to the point that I dropped him from my newsfeed. He even lectured on his facebook that fans shouldn’t come to his show and drink…pretty hypocritical considering his shows often happen in bars and he constantly raps about how high/fucked up he and his friends are/were.

Yeah, she was out of control, but get over it at some point and don’t blame all of Denver for that. He could have avoided the whole incident by not making such a big deal about her putting a drink on the edge of the stage. He could have told security prior to going on stage and had her removed more quietly. I like his rap but his facebook self comes off as really immature, petty, and bratty.

Can't wait for his emo nerd rap mixtape about all this.

he has a 5-minute apology up on youtube if anybody wants to go look it up

don't care unless it contains the phrase "I want candy"

xpost -- that'll be ten minutes of my life I won't be able to get back.

Does he suck his thumb at the end?

Hesh is sad

The audience are lucky he didn't make them stay in detention until the person responsible for throwing that bit of paper sending that tweet owned up.

Does he suck his thumb at the end?

― second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Thursday, July 19, 2012 8:55 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he seems about a minute away from it actually

I can't believe a grown man is crying over a video game rap beef.

to be fair this is a grown man who has dedicated his life to video game rap

Maybe he has a secret superhero identity where he works in middle management and goes home each night after quietly drinking in a sports bar.

Nah, he's probably another jorts-wearing manchild.

I can't believe I actually managed two minutes of that video. Jesus, this guy.

I really hope the Aqua Teen ppl rip the video from that and have MC Pee Pants tearfully deliver parts of that monologue to Meatwad

‏@ThatKevinSmith

You know who has made my life & art more fun the last few years? @_mcchris. I'm still in love with the SMOD and GET OLD themes. Thanks, man!

Of course.

MC Chris, Harry Knowles, Daniel Tosh and Kevin Smith walk into a bar, and the bartender kills them, the end.

honestly, no and kind of (he had a beard then)

Then he had the courage to come out as a gamer.

dope new mc chris video

http://bit.ly/Q8Plkn

thank u

...

gr80: yeah maybe so. i'd be damn petrified and embarrassed tho, no matter what! something about his descrip made me think he knew the room was getting tense?

it's weird to me he made some career outta this, probably shouldn't be. i remember him as peepants and hesh - what, '05ish? '06? - and my friends had some cdr they passed around where he was rapping about star wars and it was cute and w/e, and then i heard nothing at all about him until today. my universe was a lot better when he was just some adult swim voice actor and there was no such thing as nerd rap.

― arby's, Thursday, July 19, 2012 4:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

oh i didnt know he was literally mc pee pants, i thought people were just calling him that to own him

[–]jace100 1618 points 1 day ago
I saw him at Van's Warped Tour about 5 years ago with my then girlfriend. The girl I was dating was significantly more attractive than me. She and I went to his booth after the show to shake his hand and maybe buy merch. We get up to him and my girlfriend says "My boyfriend and I love your music" gesturing to me. He says "Do you know how fine you are? Why are you dating this fat fuck? Did your Dad rape you a bunch or something?" and then moved on to the next person in line. I stopped listening to his music that very day.
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You think you've made it, you're just a lucky man
Guess who controls your destiny, fans
But you diss 'em cos you think you're a star
That attitude is rude, you won't get far
Cos they'll turn on you quick, you'll drop like a brick
Unemployment's where you'll sit
No friends cos you dissed 'em too
No money, no crew, you're through

You played yourself...
That's right, you played yourself...
You played yourself...
Yo, yo, you played yourself...

he brought a lot of laughs to our production of romeo & juliet.

How long until he rips a verse on a Pomplamoose track?

that very day

a dubba dobba deeba dobba deeba duh MARIO
a derpa lerpa nerpa doopa woopa roppa WARIO

― camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, July 18, 2012 11:08 PM (2 days ago)

I refuse to listen to MC Chris but lol at this

lol @ this being the dude that did the Kevin Smith podcast theme song. i thought 'MC Chris' was just an uncreative name for some Smith fanboy, not a dude that actually did this stuff for a career.

He appears to be involved with all my least favorite things and people.

he appears to have a legitimate talent for trick rhymes, unfortunately

yeah i wonder how long it took him to come up with a killer rhyme like, "everybody spark a spliff for that legend Kevin Smith"

he appears to have a legitimate talent for trick rhymes, unfortunately

― thomp, Friday, July 20, 2012 12:38 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that like when country soungs would make you think they're gonna say "shit" but then they say "surely" or

hilarious to me that people here have never heard of dude—he's a legitimate celebrity in the videogame-nerd circles of the internet I used to run in (c. age 14). basically the only thing that saved me from becoming a fan was narcissism of small differences, having previously cast my lot with MC Frontalot (look him up, or on second thought don't)

'small differences' = Frontalot isn't an angry spoilt-by-success dick

ya sorry didn't mean to imply anything about dude other than "lol nerdcore"

Nerdcore is a long way down the list of things that make this guy's butthurtedness lol-able. Yesterday I was going to post something along the lines of 'proof that success doesn't make miserable people happy', but really this guy would be an angry blaming sack of faeces regardless of whether he was working in an office or pretending to be a rapper. At least as an MC he's not making some office worker's lives unpleasant.

is that like when country soungs would make you think they're gonna say "shit" but then they say "surely" or

― camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, July 20, 2012 9:52 AM (4 hours ago)

This is what I think of as a Dr. Demento rhyme

http://i.imgur.com/SxOJ9.png

but still

lol he's playing down the street tonight, bernard snowy are you goin

Even as a joke I couldn't listen to that for more than a couple of minutes.

what if someone did an improv everywhere/flashmob type experimenter to see how many ppl they could troll MC Chris in to kicking out of the same show?

lol he's playing down the street tonight, bernard snowy are you goin

― tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, July 20, 2012 11:13 PM (Yesterday)

probly that whole "not having a ticket" thing

Fucking facists man

lost a lot of respect for mc peepants itt

is that like when country soungs would make you think they're gonna say "shit" but then they say "surely" or

― camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, July 20, 2012 9:52 AM (4 hours ago)

This is what I think of as a Dr. Demento rhyme

― in charge of refreshments tonight is (Abbbottt), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:19 (Yesterday) Permalink

SHAAAVING CREEAAMM

I tried to get my band in college to cover "shaving cream"

There was a great bit on Dr Katz about those kinda songs

i had to write a blurb about this tour in my paper's show listings last week, i wish this whole thing had happened sooner so i could've written something harsher than just "MC Chris and Powerglove perform stale jokes for gamer dweebs at the Ottobar"

― Barack 2 Chainz Obama (some dude), Wednesday, July 18, 2012 8:50 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

lol was so happy to see i got angry comments on this:

Christian Langton

Gamer dweebs? That's what you call journalism?

gurst

"MC Chris and Powerglove perform stale jokes for gamer dweebs at the Ottobar." What fucking bullshit, this reeks of a lack of research. They are both musicians, not comedians. You know fucking nothing about their music.

while i don't ultimately disagree, shitting on the performers would be a much better thing than shitting on the fans

I just hope that's the tone for every blurb. "Eric Clapton wanks for an audience of affluent, menopausal males."

if only i could be that consistent

indeed

while i don't ultimately disagree, shitting on the performers would be a much better thing than shitting on the fans

― mookieproof, Tuesday, August 21, 2012 11:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, some dude was right

yes, but not in that venue

the Ottobar?

tbf i am not a music journalist. if some dude wants to take shots at fan groups on his blogspot that's cool. i may well be wrong, but i kinda think writing for a paper is a little different.

it's lazy and weirdly self-congratulatory. if he writes about how phish fans are dirty hippies and posts angry comments from them, should we hi-5 him?

yes

nah, maybe a low-5 at best

oh no won't someone protect the self-indentified "geeks" and their invented persecution complexes

its not just their pockets that need protecting huh

smh

i saw this dude open for pinback. first he comes out and complains how cold the room is. (it was cold, to be fair.)

presses play on his boombox and does a few songs. stops one halfway through to berate two kids in the front row who are dancing and clapping along. he says they're clapping offbeat and messing him up.

no joke, in a room of 500 people, these two kids were the only people paying attn to him.

anyway, he starts another song and either stops it or finishes it, yells at the kids again, and then calls for security to toss them out. security looks at him like "ha ha ... this must be part of the act." but then they realize he's serious and lead the kids out the door. fortunately, the promoter went out and got them and brought them back in.

mc chris isn't worth getting mad over, but it was seriously fucking ridiculous, and the most unprofessional behavior i have EVER seen at a concert.

dude is the worst.

lol joe budden is the new mc chris: http://www.avclub.com/articles/joe-budden-kicks-audience-member-out-of-show,89277/