least appealing song on the new DJ Khaled album, The Ring

isn't it called Kiss The Ring?

i don't know if any of these songs i haven't heard can possibly be less appealing to me than "I Wish You Would," but the troika of wimpy tasteful earnest new 'stars' on "They Ready" is pretty damn unappealing

whoops yes it is -- i can't read

yeah, it has to be "they ready"

altho the idea of wale, tyga, mack maine & kirko bangz over a runners beat is truly one of the most repulsive ideas of all time

man they brought DJ Toomp back from the dead and just for an ACE HOOD OUTRO

6. “I’m So Blessed” Ft. Big Sean, Wiz Khalifa, Ace Hood & T-Pain, Produced by K.E./Co-Produced by DJ Khaled

i like K.E. but these three guys rapping about how "blessed" they are.... fucking hell

hahah, having traumatic flashbacks of Schoolboy Q doing an endless, joyless version of "Blessed" at Pitchfork

this one will probably be even longer

wait what

He did a version of "Blessed" (sans Kendrick Lamar) that just went on forever. Songs about being blessed are always a slog; songs with "Blessed" in the title are even worse

oh i didn't realize that he had a song called "blessed" -- i thought you were saying that, like, the song on this khaled album was a re-make of a schoolboy q song

“I Don’t See Em” Ft. Birdman, Ace Hood & 2 Chainz probably gets my vote. That's a lot of clumsy on one track.

10. “Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners

i infer that everyone else on this album pays 4 it

6. “I’m So Blessed” Ft. Big Sean, Wiz Khalifa, Ace Hood & T-Pain, Produced by K.E./Co-Produced by DJ Khaled

i like K.E. but these three guys rapping about how "blessed" they are.... fucking hell

― tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:19 (55 minutes ago) Permalink

OTM, lock thread, etc.

that 'blessing' sounds more like a CURSE in disguise, amirite?

lolling at "suicidal thoughts ft mavado"

5. “They Ready” Ft. J.Cole, Big K.R.I.T. & Kendrick Lamar, Produced by J. Cole

7. “Hip-Hop” Ft. Scarface, Nas & DJ Premier, Produced by J.U.S.T.I.C.E. League. Scratches by DJ Premier

^ will bet u these'll be way lamer than the stupid sounding ones

well that first one sounds pretty stupid

lolling at "suicidal thoughts ft mavado"

― r|t|c, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 4:01 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

produced by boi-1da!

boi 1da's hi-hats have given me suicidal thoughts

2. J. Cole, Big K.R.I.T. & Kendrick Lamar, "They Ready" (produced by J. Cole)

These three guys are touted as some of the most exciting young talents in popular rap, and in each case that proclamation has at least some degree of truth. But putting them together is just an incredibly obvious and pandering move, a late, out-of-touch MTV segment or Rolling Stone sidebar brought to life.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2012/08/dj_khaled_kiss_the_ring.php

Literally laughed out loud several times reading this piece. Awesome job, Jordan.

thanks! it was fun

i think people are seriously underestimating the possibility that "I'm Blessed" will consist of everyone on the track claiming to have huge cocks

hahaha, holy shit, yeah: http://www.carltonjordan.com/2011/11/30/confidence-is-key-big-sean-says-hes-blessed-with-a-big-situation/

The Big Sean pretty much writes itself "wibildy wibildy whoa, go, look at me blow..."

Dude's verses are 80% catch phrases now. He's definitely the Urkel of the G.O.O.D. Music family

that's why their wins low!

We're solving some serious mysteries today!

Big Sean's comic dorkiness is his only redeeming trait.

Big Sean's comic dorkiness is his only trait period.

hate to admit this but the "They Ready" and “Bitches and Bottles" beats are both pretty crazy

“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners
“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners
“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners
“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners
“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners
“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners
“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners
“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners
“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners
“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners
“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners
“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners
“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners
“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners
“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners
“Don’t Pay 4 It” Ft. Wale, Tyga, Mack Maine & Kirkgo Bangz, Produced by The Runners

Hey, that new Ace Hood joint goes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGlyXdWcCbA

"B.L.A.B." is a joint too

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might end up listening to this...........................

you can listen to it, but don't pay 4 it

Mack Maine has the best verse on this album fyi

i believe it

wow, dj drama

1. Goin Down Ft. Fabolous, T-Pain x Yo Gotti
2. Never Die Ft. Jadakiss, Cee-Lo Green, Nipsey Hussle & Young Jeezy
3. My Moment Ft. 2 Chainz, Meek Mill & Jeremih
4. We In This Bitch Ft. Young Jeezy, T.I., Ludacris & Future
5. So Many Girls Ft. Wale, Tyga & Roscoe Dash
6. Clouds Ft. Rick Ross, Miguel, Pusha T & Curren$y
7. Chocolate Droppa Skit – Kevin Hart
8. Ima Hata Ft. Waka Flocka, Tyler, The Creator & Debo
9. Real Niggas In The Building Ft. Travis Porter & Kirko Bangz
10. My Way Ft. Common, Lloyd & Kendrick Lamar
11. Pledge of Allegiance Ft. Wiz Khalifa, Planet VI & B.o.B.
12. Same Ol Story Ft. Kid Ink, ScHoolboy Q, Cory Gunz & Childish Gambino
13. We In This Bitch 1.5 Ft. Drake and Future
14. My Audemars Ft. Meek Mill, Birdman & Gucci Mane
15. Monique’s Room Ft. Fred The Godson

is Wale dating Tyga or something? that would explain how he got the first verse on the "Rack City" remix i guess

10. My Way Ft. Common, Lloyd & Kendrick Lamar

seriously wtf is this

6. Clouds Ft. Rick Ross, Miguel, Pusha T & Curren$y

this is so bizarre

Quality Street Music, featuring appearances from Childish Gambino, B.o.B, Drake and Tyler The Creator

i was just thinking that Miguel singing about clouds was kind of a natural progression for soft batch Rozay songs

true.. but if currensy is on it it kinda has to be about weed right?

yeah i guess.

in Drama's defense "We In This Bitch" and "My Moment" are already better than anything on Kiss The Ring

yeah, "my moment" is very underrated imo

15. Monique’s Room Ft. Fred The Godson

Something about the song title, the fact that it's last, and that it's only fred the godson is really cracking me up

i've seen a video for that, it's basically a remix of Drake's "Marvins Room" and it's terrible

and that it's the closer of the album!

DJ Drama album kinda has joints? i mean nothing amazing but easily better than any Khaled album

ok on this slow sensitive Fred The Godson song he says "you had dicks on the ceiling, you fucked it up"

can we talk about the 'take it to the head' video

chris brown sings the hook from a cage as the room floods with water

a truck falls through the ceiling

yeah that video is so weird. why is it set in like a decaying power plant?

an ELECTRIC cage

my beard is almost as good as dj khaled's these days

because khaled rejected my treatment for a video that takes place in a bathroom

xp

lmao

I'm really enjoying the new Ace Hood album

http://i.imgur.com/wg5P7W2.jpg

gave the ok for the servers
didn't actually *pay* for them

"Yo, Khaled, we got an emergency! Your album is selling like crazy!"
"Alright, do what you gotta do."

"Khaled, yo, ever since your album went up an hour ago, we've been getting nonstop emails and calls"
'I told you, we the best!'
"No, you don't get it, you gave us JPG files instead of MP-"
'Do what you gotta do to keep the party goin!'

(click)

Obama could have saved himself a lot of headaches if the ACA healthcare exchanges hadn't been launched on shared servers with the new Khaled single