Please help me make a mix so I can properly weird out my friends!
1. Miguel, "Pussy is Mine"
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)
King Missile - "Detachable Penis"
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)
Nine Inch Nails - "Big Man with a Gun"
4. Ween, "LMLYP"5. Zappa, "Tengo Na Minchia Tanta"
― WilliamC, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)
Divinyls - I Touch Myself
Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Special Secret Song Inside"
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)
The Yin Yang Twins - "Wait (The Whisper Song)"
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)
subhumans - slave to my dick
― nostormo, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)
N.W.A. - "Just Don't Bite It"
9. Subhumans, "Slave to My Dick"
xp hahaha
― WilliamC, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)
11. Tonetta - A Really Big Cock
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)
Riskay, "Smell Yo Dick"
― Euler, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)
Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Give It Away"
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)
almost every AC/DC song e.g. "Big Balls"
― Euler, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
consolidated, 'you suck'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)
Insane Clown Posse - "Bugz on My Nugz"
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)
Brian McKnight, "How Your Pussy Works"
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)
aerosmith, 'big ten inch record'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)
100 songs about my privates? But I've only written 82!
― wk, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXKxeO0mcT0&feature=fvst
― nostormo, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EztdoqpeJBs
― nostormo, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLetxdfgO00&feature=related
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
Dj Quik And Kurupt, "Cream N Ya Panties"
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)
You can probably fill the rest up with GG Allin songs but the one that I first thought of is:
GG Allin & The Scumfucs - Needle Up My Cock
― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)
Judge Dread - "Big Six", "Big Seven", "Big Eight", "Big Nine"
― rhino what boys like (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)
Chuck Berry, "My Ding-a-Ling"
― WilliamC, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
Is this specifically for songs about the vocalist's genitals, or is "yer" to be taken more widely?
― emil.y, Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)
Didn't Iggy do a song along the lines of "Cock in my pocket"?
― Rob M Revisited, Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SG_Nk5cmEs
― Gary Mayonnaise (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)
Genitals should always be taken widely imo
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)
Vivian Stanshall's Men Opening Umbrellas Ahead seems to be about half full of songs about his dick.
― Stevolende, Thursday, 25 October 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)
XTC - "Pink Thing"
― ‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Thursday, 25 October 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)
Haysi Fantayzee - John Wayne Is Big Leggy
― passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Friday, 26 October 2012 11:25 (thirteen years ago)
whitehouse - my cock's on fire
― whining boom (electricsound), Friday, 26 October 2012 11:44 (thirteen years ago)
The Frogs - Hot Cock Annie
― Bout to go Jethro TULL on that ass (Johnny Fever), Friday, 26 October 2012 12:30 (thirteen years ago)
― Rob M Revisited, Thursday, October 25, 2012 6:33 PM (Yesterday)
Yes, with the Stooges.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spF0gR54XUU
― ILX until I die (snoball), Friday, 26 October 2012 12:33 (thirteen years ago)
(NSFW lyrics)
― ILX until I die (snoball), Friday, 26 October 2012 12:34 (thirteen years ago)
XTC - My Weapon
... I think
― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2012 12:41 (thirteen years ago)
Khia - "My Neck, My Back"
― LeRooLeRoo, Friday, 26 October 2012 14:15 (thirteen years ago)
XTC's "Pink Thing" could either be about a baby or a penis.
― Bout to go Jethro TULL on that ass (Johnny Fever), Friday, 26 October 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)
Some nice line-walking imo.
Peter Gabriel - "Sledgehammer"
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 26 October 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)
Um, fathers aren't usually condemned for waking their baby.
If I could only wake you from your slumber curled, Pink thing what would straight folks say? That man isn't fit to enter heaven. That man is a sinner, Ever burning in disgrace. Pink thing, spit in my face, I'd love you for it.
― I wanna double boom (Sanpaku), Friday, 26 October 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)
MBV - Soft As Snow (But Warm Inside)
Sheena Easton - Sugar Walls
― Lee626, Friday, 26 October 2012 23:28 (thirteen years ago)
Meat Loaf - "California Isn't Big Enough (Hey There Girl)"
― I wanna double boom (Sanpaku), Friday, 26 October 2012 23:34 (thirteen years ago)
PJ Harvey 50 Ft Queenie
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Friday, 26 October 2012 23:35 (thirteen years ago)
Haha, I guess the post I just wrote for the Toni Braxton - "Secrets" thread fits here as well.
About "You're Makin' Me High":
Funny how she, "classy" new R&B star as she was at the time, got away with "I can imagine you touching my private parts". I don't remember anyone blinking an eye, maybe because she bluntly put it right there at the start of the song. As it happens, touching her own privates could have very well been be the subject of Another Sad Love Song off her debut album, but there it was nice and coded ("I'm in my car again").
― breastcrawl, Friday, 26 October 2012 23:38 (thirteen years ago)