Your best Barry White impression?

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Make it smooooooooth.

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 27 September 2002 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

[UBER BASS VOICE]Yeeeaah baaaaabbbbeeeeeee[/UBER BASS VOICE]

Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Friday, 27 September 2002 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"You know baby, you look sooooo good doing laundry....now prop yourself up on the machine."

Simona (Simona), Friday, 27 September 2002 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah baby, daddy's home...why don't you change out of that housecoat, flip off those fuzzy rabbit slippers...yeah, you know it girl...tonight, it's you and me...i feel like slipping into something a little more comfortable...like, maybe, you!

*song begins*

Derek Dalek (Derek Dalek), Friday, 27 September 2002 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

'ow my kidneys!!'

simon trife (simon_tr), Friday, 27 September 2002 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

leave....the snakes....alone.....

everyone come up to my square...its safe and its seexxxy...

blueski, Friday, 27 September 2002 17:42 (twenty-three years ago)

rub it like that......yeah baby, all round, i"m goona learn to love me harder.....

Barry White after going on the Dr Phil show

Queen G (Queeng), Friday, 27 September 2002 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Baby,I got my viagra so lets make sweet sweet love allllnighttttt.

brg30 (brg30), Friday, 27 September 2002 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Stickin a load of hair to my face and makin like a beached whale.

Saskia, Friday, 27 September 2002 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmm, seems like a nice enough guy. Untroubled by his bigger than life self image, but tends to sweat profusely. This is from watching him on television a couple times (Showtime at the Apollo). Also, a good sense of humor. Nice voice too.

what was that?

...Oh...

C'mon girl, you know I don't need drugs when I got you around. Cuz it's ecstacy, when you lay down...next to me. Alright.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 27 September 2002 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

FACT: my uncle's name is barry white. when i was very young i used to wonder why the hell he was pretending to be a very big black man with a beard. for what it's worth even though my uncle barry can't sing, i bet barry white wouldn't be a very good painter and decorator and would know next to nothing about model trains and lathes...

commonswings, Friday, 27 September 2002 23:04 (twenty-three years ago)


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