TWITTY BURGER 4 oz. patty ground sirloin 1 large pineapple ring Graham cracker crumbs Shortening 2 slices bacon, fried crisp 1 (5-inch) hamburger bun Mayonnaise
Cook patty of ground sirloin as desired. Batter the pineapple ring with graham cracker crumbs and deep fry. Spread mayonnaise on both sides of bun. Put this all together - bun, patty, bacon and pineapple ring - for a Twitty Burger.
― 乒乓, Monday, 26 November 2012 23:27 (thirteen years ago)
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i went to Twitty City when i was a kid it was p awesome
― U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:28 (thirteen years ago)
conway twitty knows what's up
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:28 (thirteen years ago)
“Let me tell you about some of my current projects," Mr. Twitty told a high school graduating class in Linoln, Nebraska. “I have a chain of restaurants called, The Twitty Burger Restaurant. For the large appetite we have the Papa Twitty. For the medium appetite we offer the Mama Twitty. And, of course, for the small appetite we have the Itty Bitty Twitty. The Twitty Burger itself consists of a patty of 100 percent pure ground beef. Atop that we place a slice of American cheese, two strips of bacon and a slice of pineapple. We take that, dip it in onion ring batter, fry it to a golden brown, and place it on a toasted sesame seed bun.”
― 乒乓, Monday, 26 November 2012 23:30 (thirteen years ago)
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― 乒乓, Monday, 26 November 2012 23:31 (thirteen years ago)
the thing i remember specifically for some reason was there was this huge, like oxford english dictionary huge book for sale, and it was basically the complete ancestry of conway twitter -- like a list of every person in the US that could say they are related to conway twitty
― U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:32 (thirteen years ago)
there was also some bedazzled jeans jackets for sale that were really expensive, but this was before the word "bedazzled" was a thing
the itty bitty twitty committee
― les rallizes miserables (get bent), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:34 (thirteen years ago)
conway twitter
cheap lol
― THAT IS ONE BIG PIZZA (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:34 (thirteen years ago)
damn @conwaytwitter i should have used that :/
― U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 November 2012 23:37 (thirteen years ago)
Psssh...it's all about the Luther Vandross Burger.
― Cheeba McEntire, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:50 (thirteen years ago)
Shortening
What the shit
― van smack, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 00:59 (thirteen years ago)
go real or go home iirc.i would eat the fuck outta a twitty burger where can i get one?
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 03:13 (thirteen years ago)
twitty city.
― les rallizes miserables (get bent), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 03:13 (thirteen years ago)
In days of yore Conway Twitty's three kids provided entertainment for Twitty City visitors under the group name....
Twitty Committee
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― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 06:16 (five years ago)
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― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 06:17 (five years ago)