100 Acts Unlikely To Perform at the Super Bowl

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1. The Knife

kornrulez6969, Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:44 (twelve years ago)

2. Anal Cunt

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:46 (twelve years ago)

3. Cannibal Corpse

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:46 (twelve years ago)

4. Elvis Presley

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:46 (twelve years ago)

5. Concussion

Dr. Alfred P. Falfa (WilliamC), Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:48 (twelve years ago)

6. the sylvester hologram

a basset hound (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:49 (twelve years ago)

(may actually only exist in my dreams)

a basset hound (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:50 (twelve years ago)

7. Rahat Fateh Ali Khan

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 17:51 (twelve years ago)

8. Gary Glitter

kornrulez6969, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:02 (twelve years ago)

9. godspeed! you black emperor

call all destroyer, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)

10. emperor

call all destroyer, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)

11. Mobb Deep

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:07 (twelve years ago)

12 hitler

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:08 (twelve years ago)

micheal jackon

cheeseburger, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:08 (twelve years ago)

13 non mainstream bands

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:08 (twelve years ago)

14 juan carlos valeron

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:09 (twelve years ago)

15 Os Mutantes
16 The Boredoms

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)

17. Slayer

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:11 (twelve years ago)

18. Anthea Turner

glumdalclitch, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)

19. Space cows

glumdalclitch, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)

20. The Glam Metal Detectives

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:20 (twelve years ago)

21. The Fall

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)

22. GG Allin

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)

23. ABBA

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)

24. three quarters of ABBA featuring GG Allin on vocals instead of Agnetha ("Suck my Super Trouper it smells!!!")

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:23 (twelve years ago)

25

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/Kissing_Prairie_dog_edit_3.jpg/220px-Kissing_Prairie_dog_edit_3.jpg

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:26 (twelve years ago)

26 PIPPA'S ARSE

sarahell, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:26 (twelve years ago)

27. the second act in American lives

ima go (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)

28. the Taliband

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:28 (twelve years ago)

29. HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWSIE-WEWSIES

sarahell, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:30 (twelve years ago)

30. A Beatles tribute band playing Beatles Rock Band while standing on a rock.

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)

31. Noah Chomsky and the Football Haterz

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:33 (twelve years ago)

32. MOS FINEST AND THE DISPLAY NAMES

sarahell, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:34 (twelve years ago)

33. Custos' Last Stand

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:35 (twelve years ago)

34

http://jaysennett.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/performativity.JPG

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)

35. Ethella Chupryk and the Belarus State Orchestra

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)

36. Hildegard of Bingen Crosby

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)

37. Your mom

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:38 (twelve years ago)

38 http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2084/2446538738_ccc4c01069_z.jpg

sarahell, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:38 (twelve years ago)

39. R. Kelly

how's life, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:39 (twelve years ago)

40. http://archives.dawn.com/dawnat/wp-content/uploads/2010/Website%20SciTech/1431dead+penguin+in+brazil+ap.jpg

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

41. korn

manti 乒乓 (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

42. Ilxor markers performing that one youtube he used to post all the time

sarahell, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

43. http://www.distinctiontailoring.co.uk/images/star_clients/sammy_lee.jpg

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)

44. http://itpedia.nyu.edu/mediawiki/images/3/3e/Foucault-Discipline_and_Punish.pdf

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:42 (twelve years ago)

44 Marcus Kapitza, 28, was jailed for 12 months after pleading guilty to one charge of riot. On the day of the riot Kapitza wore a singlet with the words “Mohammed was a camel-raping faggot.” He was also involved in the attack at the train station shouting “Fuck off! Fuck off the Lebs.”[39]

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)

45. Rachel Ray lost 45 pounds with this one weird trick

sarahell, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)

47. http://www.theaa.com/images/travel/maps/walks/Derby_Walks_Map3.gif

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)

48. My Bloody Valentine

how's life, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)

49. the fifth book of the New Testament

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)

50. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klO6oyK9Y5w

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:45 (twelve years ago)

51. The Andrews Sisters

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:45 (twelve years ago)

52. http://bite-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Dog-Mower.jpg

sarahell, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:46 (twelve years ago)

53

http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/10/82/84078210/photos/the-blank-canvas-project/is%20australia%20racist.jpeg

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

54

http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/lake.jpg

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:48 (twelve years ago)

55. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVtVckGGFQs

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:49 (twelve years ago)

56. that old woman with the coil of poop coming out of her forehead

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:49 (twelve years ago)

57. http://www.ukgameshows.com/p/images/thumb/5/58/Pointless_Richard_Osman.jpg/350px-Pointless_Richard_Osman.jpg

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:51 (twelve years ago)

58. December 7 1941, a date that will live in infamy

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:52 (twelve years ago)

59. “If you wanna squeal”, said the F.B.I. “We can make a deal, make it worth your while” So he told them all and in return He got a credit card and a Thunderbird
And the maximum security Even after plastic surgery “So, go on and squeal”, said the F.B.I. “We can make a deal, make it worth your while”

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:53 (twelve years ago)

60. 12. hitler

sarahell, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:53 (twelve years ago)

61. Charlie Brooker. He had to change his name, because he's not very athletic.

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:54 (twelve years ago)

62. The Massed Pipes and Drums of the Sendero Luminoso

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)

63. http://www.oracleband.net/photos/Other/Gambrills-November-2009/Gambrills-Bull-Roast-46.jpg

how's life, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)

64. http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2010/6/3/1275566695644/Lembit-Opiks-comedy-debut-006.jpg

Hermann Hesher (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:56 (twelve years ago)

65. Mungo Jerry

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:56 (twelve years ago)

66 Citizen Kane is one such overrated movie. The American Film Institute however, thinks it’s the greatest movie ever made and has repeatedly put it at the top of its list of best 100 movies of all time. The truth however, is that it’s one of the most mundane movies I’ve seen. And if a movie is boring, it deserves not to be seen. I’m throwing down a challenge to whoever reads this. Watch “Citizen Kane” and tell me if it’s interesting. I don’t care about how groundbreaking it was in 1941 and how much it’s affected film making since then. I want to know if you think you can stay riveted on the plot and whether or not you can bring yourself to give a shit about a boring rich man who says “Rosebud.”

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)

67. Rylan Clarke (oh who am I kidding, he'll appear on anything)

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)

68. http://s.wat.fr/image/fine-young-cannibals-she_1b5mh_g063q.jpg

how's life, Saturday, 2 February 2013 18:59 (twelve years ago)

69. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WREiU7oZ2Fc/TC1uXXbi4lI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/8pJvbJJEHE4/s1600/trilogy.jpg

how's life, Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)

70. Jedward

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:03 (twelve years ago)

71 http://i.imgur.com/xR2tW.jpg

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:03 (twelve years ago)

72. Vanilla Ice

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:04 (twelve years ago)

73

http://i.imgur.com/ho3Cjiu.jpg

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:05 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loj4peQOo31qe27apo1_400.jpg

Still S.M.D.H. ft. (will), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:10 (twelve years ago)

74

http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/562/329674-77303.jpg

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)

75. Wet Wet Wet

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)

76. Rockbitch

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)

77. Black Lace

Prisoner: Cell Block J/K (snoball), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)

78. My mate Vassos.

glumdalclitch, Saturday, 2 February 2013 21:30 (twelve years ago)

79. Skrillex

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Saturday, 2 February 2013 21:43 (twelve years ago)

80. paolo

paolo, Saturday, 2 February 2013 22:15 (twelve years ago)

81. Janet Jackson

Josefa, Saturday, 2 February 2013 22:20 (twelve years ago)

82. The Scissor Sisters/Erasure/Bronski Beat/Frankie Goes to Hollywood All-Stars

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 3 February 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)

83. Eczema Live!

how's life, Sunday, 3 February 2013 00:37 (twelve years ago)

84. Phish

how's life, Sunday, 3 February 2013 00:41 (twelve years ago)


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