RetiredArtists.com

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RetiredArtists is a collective of musicians who were previously involved with touring the world and being in bands in underground scenes.

We grew up, but never had the love of music leave us. Everyone involved with RetiredArtists was in a band that was signed and toured extensively, on labels ranging from Victory Records to Bridge 9 Records. You most likely heard of the bands we were in, but we aren’t going to be specific on the site.

What do we do? We make it easy for that guy who wants to sing in a metal, hardcore, punk or rock band (but doesn’t have the music-writing friend to help him) write songs. We also make it easy for someone struggling with writing their own music in a band get consistent by writing songs that they can learn, as theirs, and branch off from there.

How do we do it? You tell us what style you want your songs in based on specific bands, and we will write you songs.

The best part? Everything is discreet. Nobody will know. Why play your shitty songs when you can play consistent amazing ones written by us badass guys who toured in (and with) bands whose names would make you nut yourself.

because my crummy songs are way more better than your amazing ones?

Hurting beat you to it.

Retired Artists: Our Professionals + You = Instant Band

Quite right! I'll lock this.