who do you feel worse for - Bruno Mars or The Weeknd?

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these guys both sing songs about letting love slip away, messing everything up. i think they just need a good shoulder to cry on! but pretend you only have one shoulder. which one of these radio-friendly crooners would you offer it to, as a tear-absorbent pillow?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
The Weeknd	9
Bruno Mars	0

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)

The Weeknd. Bruno seems like he's gonna be alright.

― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:04 (twelve years ago)

Tracer I love you but can you run these poll ideas past someone or

― Tim F, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:23 (twelve years ago)

I just feel bad for these guys. Bruno really SHOULD have bought her flowers, the selfish little fuck. And now look how it is. He's going to be moping about it on the radio for months now!

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 11:15 (twelve years ago)

As you can see I feel somewhat differently about these guys' respective heartbreaks this morning

Man up

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 11:17 (twelve years ago)

You wouldn't catch Olly Murs blubbing like these losers.

― Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 11:18 (twelve years ago)

Seriously! Olly would call in a tactical airstrike of chipperness, desolating all about him with his accessible brand of bumptious fun

Tim F you know I love you too but I get to start polls about whatever I want, it's CALLED FREEDOM, MAN. MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE THAT IN TASMANIA I GUESS

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 11:21 (twelve years ago)

bruno's the bigger nihilist, shoulder on him would be wasted

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 12:05 (twelve years ago)

who do you feel worse for - Bruno Mars or The Weeknd (in a banana suit)?

― Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 12:20 (twelve years ago)

Need 'stfu and quit whining, bitches' option.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 13:28 (twelve years ago)

I don't feel bad for Bruno cos he's going to be fine and I don't feel bad for Abel because he's a sniveling shit who needs a good ass-kicking

― maura, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 13:43 (twelve years ago)

When Bruno Mars comes on the radio I only pity myself

― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 13:44 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 25 March 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

lol maura otm

― some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 00:29 (twelve years ago)

i would like to see a weeknd/chris brown supergroup

― sleepingbag, Monday, 25 March 2013 00:31 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

But... Bruno Mars doesn't ply girls with coke and then whinge when they reject him... he actually does coke. Copious amount apparently. Surely he's more deserving of our sympathy?

― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 00:08 (twelve years ago)

i'm not making any assumptions on who of these guys does more coke

― some dude, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 00:12 (twelve years ago)

My money's on the one that was caught with coke.

― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 00:23 (twelve years ago)

lol maura

― Heyman (crüt), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 00:26 (twelve years ago)

cause only people with drug arrests do lots of drugs!?

― some dude, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 00:28 (twelve years ago)

just saying i would bet there's more fronting in a bruno song about being heartbroken than in a weeknd song about being high

― some dude, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 00:29 (twelve years ago)

Lets just say I'm not entirely sold on the idea that Abel Tesfaye embodies what he sings about.

― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 00:41 (twelve years ago)

tscolombo on the tricky case of the young man doing drugs at parties with some girls

― r|t|c, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 01:23 (twelve years ago)

watching the end of a tea party through steam

― some dude, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 01:30 (twelve years ago)

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