Here's your chance to OFFICIALLY humiliate the worst artist of the year...

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Greetings, Q4music.com registrant,This week we have more Q Awards-related competitions than you can shake a stick at, if stick-shaking is your thing. With just over two weeks to go until rock's great and good settle down at London's super-posh Saatchi Gallery to indulge and imbibe at The Q Awards ceremony for the year of our lord, 2002. And, in a unprecedented move, Q will be inviting the year's top musical villain to the show, then BANNING them and letting a Q reader take their place at the Awards ceremony! Yessir, the Q Most Unwanted Award is your chance to vote for the year's baddest (in the rubbish sense) artist, industry personage or other individual, who, in your opinion, has put a very visible blot on the musical landscape of the last twelve months. Will it be Liam or Noel? Waterman or Cowell? Geri or Posh? Slipknot or Toploader? Plus, we get to humiliate them! Hurrah! To vote for your favourite baddie and to be in with a chance of "stepping out" at The Q Awards on 21 October, click on this link.

http://www.ProcessRequest.com/apps/redir.asp?link=XbdiijjhEF,ZcbbghgigcDJ&oid=Uc hcaBB&iclitemid=XbeajbdbBJ&tid=WbbidggCF

ATTTTTAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Saturday, 5 October 2002 01:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Never mind. I would've loved for the whole Forum to use this link to vote, but the link doesn't seem to work.
(Try it out. Is it my browser...or is the link a load a hoo-ey?)

― Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Saturday, 5 October 2002 01:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn. Well, when you DO get the link to work, I have just the target...

― Nate Patrin, Saturday, 5 October 2002 04:04 (twenty-three years ago)

There are a number of potential nominees who I would like to suggest:

1) Phil Collins
2) Bryan Adama
3) Phil Collins
4) Kenny G
5) Phil Collins

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Saturday, 5 October 2002 05:22 (twenty-three years ago)

here are some more:
Nick Drake
Van Morrison
Stevie Winwood

(has ilm ever done Stevie Winwood?)

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 5 October 2002 08:17 (twenty-three years ago)

''Nick Drake''

that might be difficult...

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 5 October 2002 08:44 (twenty-three years ago)

he is the worst artist of every year julio

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 5 October 2002 09:00 (twenty-three years ago)

David Gray, surely?

― robin carmody (robin carmody), Saturday, 5 October 2002 15:13 (twenty-three years ago)

The mere fact ov any artist being "Q"s musical villain ov thee year is enough in itself to make me like them. The pissy, cynical mean mindedness on display in the message cust0s quotes is typical of the lazy rubbish "Q" has spouted monthly for far too many years. I personally would vote for the entire editorial staff ov "Q" in thee above "award", and would modify it slightly so that the winners would have to re-enact the shit-eating sequence from Pasolini's "120 days of sodom" before a braying audience ov drunken candy ravers and l33t 5kr!pt k!dd!3z. Imagine the worst small scene fanzine possible. There is no way that such a publication could be anything other that 1254% better that "Q", b/c at least it wd have been written out of some kind of actual enthusiasm, not my k-lame m0th3rfux0rz who are sleepwalkinh thru life on thee evidencve I've seen. Fukc "Q" it is a smelly abcess, not a magazine.

― N0RM4N PH4Y, Saturday, 5 October 2002 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Try this:

http://www.q4music.com/nav?page=q4music.now.redirect.qanda&resource=196504

― Bob Crain, Saturday, 5 October 2002 23:57 (twenty-three years ago)

MOBY!!!!!!1111111 HUMILIATE HIM! BEAT HIM! Make Moby SUFFER like my #MOby obsessed neighbour makes me suffer

― Marinaorgan (Marina Organ), Sunday, 6 October 2002 02:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Martin Grech? Aqualung? Are they actually different people?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 6 October 2002 11:10 (twenty-three years ago)

norman phay is otm. q can fuck right off.

― ambrose (ambrose), Sunday, 6 October 2002 13:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm going with Moby, as well, much as I hate to second anyone!

― matt riedl (veal), Sunday, 6 October 2002 15:13 (twenty-three years ago)

nick drake gets my vote as the "most often and inappropriately referred to" artist of the year

― steve k, Monday, 7 October 2002 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Has anyone officially put in their votes yet?

― Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Monday, 7 October 2002 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)

we can't be bothered to vote anymore. haven't you read yr history books?!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark, what do you dislike about Nick Drake?

― sundar subramanian, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

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