FightClub! The hot new band from Sammy Hagar, Greg Kihn and Neil Schon....'s kids

Beat these people

"Not that the boys aren't trying to sweeten the pot. A $25 donation gets contributors two digital song downloads, but $2,500 gets you dinner with FightClub: 'Imagine the stories we have to tell?' the pitch goes. 'All travel and accommodation expenses to L.A. need to be paid by yourself in about a 45-day window while we are recording. Limited to 4 guests per day. We cover dinner bro.' But wait, there's more! If you throw in an additional $2,500 and bring your donation up to $5,000, you get dinner with the band plus a day in the studio. Mas tequila!"

$2500 to hear people tell you that their dads are cooler than yours?

I mean, if that's what I wanted, I'd just hop in a time machine and go back to middle school.

"We cover dinner bro"

The picture on that webpage is just crying out for ILXors to be photoshopped into it a lá Stan Lee and c4lum.

dinner bro is a lucky bastard, never having to pay for anything

That's too much money for 2 songs, forget the rest..

So, did the dads say "Go away, and make it pay for itself!" then?

What is appropriate here, hmm?

this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3hwEj5cQ5A

Fightstar vs Fightclub FITE!