What the fuck is with the song about Putin?

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On CNN now--some chicks with teased hair and greasy make-up singing in a studio about how they dumped their boyfriends because they weren't enough like Putin.

― Ashley Andel, Sunday, 6 October 2002 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha.. next Royal Trux release their new single "Bushsexyfuck"

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 7 October 2002 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Political Groupie

I've sucked Richard Nixon's nose
danced with Bush in pantyhose
I put the swagger in Jimmy Swaggart
I am Deep Throat's little braggart

Got fondled by Jim Bakker
Got off on Margaret Thatcher
Took nembies with Ted Kennedy
Put mascara on Reagan in Reykjavik

Clinton let me watch him with Lewinsky
the tobacco made her labia burn
He let her give him head, and suddenly
in came Gore who got in a turn

Castro got me castor-oiled in Havana
Mandela sodomised me with a banana
Ariel Sharon and I play Truth or Dare
and Tony Blair has no pubic hair

I need a chorus to intertwine this--does anybody have any ideas?

― Ashley Andel, Monday, 7 October 2002 03:43 (twenty-three years ago)

It was written spontaneous, and it no doubt contains errors, but it's a start!

― Ashley Andel, Monday, 7 October 2002 03:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha, next George Michael releases next single, oh wait. Nevermind.

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 7 October 2002 05:53 (twenty-three years ago)

luvscake to thread!

― Jeff W (Jeff W), Monday, 7 October 2002 07:28 (twenty-three years ago)

i've played golf with Adolf, swam with Saddam, shared a burrito with Benito and waved hello to Uncle Joe...

but i've never met a nice south african, la la la...

― blueski, Monday, 7 October 2002 11:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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