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8. "Raine" (featuring Edwin McCain)

is that the "i'll be" guy?

oh shit it is

10. "Nothing to Lose" (featuring Miley Cyrus)

I mean, why

I thought Leslie West had died years ago.

18. "Something to Believe In" (solo)

this was the most satisfying lol though

why Loretta why

1. "Nothin' but a Good Time" (featuring Ace Frehley, Michael Anthony & Lil Jon)

wait why didn't this register at first

16. "Margaritaville" (Recorded Live in Detroit) (featuring Jimmy Buffett)

finally!

Hugh McDonald (Bon Jovi bassi

Alec John Such is no longer in the band??

Huh, apparently, he was replaced in 1994.

6. "The App Song" (featuring Brian Nutter, Jimmy Buffett & Bobby Capps)

oh man i can just picture how terrible this one must be.

2. cuts off Peter Keys (P-Funk, Skynyrd)

5. cuts off Robert Mason (Lynch Mob), Frank Hannon is from Tesla

9. Eric Brittingham (Cinderella)

12. Chris Cagle (00 country d-bag) and another country guys Mark Wills

http://open.spotify.com/album/4HbPx7Mwbn1CDdNShv3XAj

LET'S DO THIS

those guys should start a supergroup called nutter, buffett, and capps
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11. "What I Got" (featuring Jaret Redick (fuckin' Bowling For Soup! Sure, why not?!)

If this is a Sumblime cover than THIS THIS THIS

lol Sublime, I mean

I am 40 seconds into this and I can tell that my expression for the rest of the day will be o_O

seriously what the hell is happening here

cut straight to "What I Got" and zomg

also apparently Bret already covered this in 2010?

The lineups above should have instead covered the My Dick album.

i am offended that Mark McGrath isn't on this

one thing I'm learning is that Lil John cannot seamlessly slot into just any old song

da croup - HE IS

3. "Talk Dirty to Me" (featuring Mark McGrath & Scot Coogan (Brides of Destruction))

track 3 da croup

thank you!

fyi bret replaces "fucking, fighting, it's all the same" with "hurting, healing, it's all the same"

lmao @ lil jon's terribly mixed vocals

i mean...digging out ricky medlocke from BLACKFOOT..that's a deep fuckin cut right there

oh my god you guys

this fucking thing

Pretty sure is/was in a latter-day Skynyrd.

xp

"Hey guys, you know what would really make this version of 'Talk Dirty To Me' sing? Let's slow it down and ramp up the bass! ROCK AND ROLL!"

it's like, the one thing this horrible song had going for it was a bouncy sense of fun and this version removes all of that then tries to compensate by making Mark McGrath attempt to match pitch with someone

what's the point of having mark mcgrath on your track if you're just going to have him double your vocal, this is just going to disappoint the mcgrath completists who check out your album

oh dear god, the Shields Brothers are the worst backup vocalists I've ever heard in my life and I just heard a track with Mark McGrath attempting to sing in unison with someone

if this keeps a true artist from combining michael antony, ace frehley and lil jon on a track i will never forgive bret

also "Unskinny Bop" remains one of the worst fucking songs ever written why god why

also now I'm wishing Antony Hegarty appeared on this thing

maybe he was supposed to be on "Something To Believe In" but backed out

excited for DJP to get to "Party Rock Band" I bet it's even better in context

really too bad it isn't "Party Rock Anthem"

haven't quite recovered from this: "Just like every cowboy sings the same, sad song/Every rose has its.../Yes it does!"

SPOILER: oh shit you guys "You Know You Want It" is electronica

I will say, with a little polish I'd totally believe "The App Song" was an actual country hit

bowling for soup guy human beatboxing!

man bret really doesn't handle sublime's sing/rapping thing very well :/

this entire thing sounds like I mastered it

also....Weezer has a "musical director"

lol DJP yeah "Mastered in Garageband"

No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

god in "go that far (hybrid mix)" the "dance music" breakdown is amazing, also there's this recurring sample that kind of sounds like a cow mooing

Bret and Miley sitting in a tree
you know what, I can't, I really can't

NOOOOO!!!

why am I listening to this thing straight through, do I hate myself OH MY GOD THE BEGINNING OF "WHAT I GOT" O_O

I am not even listening to this and I feel like I want to punch a stranger

oh dear lord, I am hurting myself by stifling screaming laughter

it's like he said "This is a really good song, only... can we make it less funky? Like 'Pat Boone meets Van Halen' unfunky?"

"girls used to talk dirty to me
but now it just really hurts when i pee"

oops spoiler alert djp

wtf is this "Go That Far" thing btw

"girls used to talk dirty to me
but now it just really hurts when i pee"

― "If you like the Byrds, try Depeche Mode" (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, July 8, 2013 1:50 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No. This is not real. NO.

Bret has fully committed to being a country cornball in country cornball's clothing, huh

this is what I always imagined the Chris Gaines album to sound like

hurt when i pee line is from party rock band, probably the best song on the album tbh

we used to sing "why does it hurt when I pee" as a vocal exercise in college so kudos to Bret for that

wait why does this sound like The Ramones

live margaritaville...i dunno...sometimes i get the sense that jimmy buffet is just going through the motions

I feel like every song here was recorded with the thought "you thought the previous song was the album's nadir? well CHECK THIS OUT" running through all of the participants' minds

a jimmy buffet concert must be like sitting through a 3 hour seventh inning stretch at a cub's game

oh my god "You Know You Want It" sounds like a rejected Jesus Jones song

i like how the version of every rose has its thorn without loretta lynn is the COUNTRY version

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http://tomatrax.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/jj.jpg

"C'mon DJP, have a heart, mate"

I mean honestly, "You Know You Want It" could have had David Bowie pop up chanting "little wonder, little wonder, oh you little wonder you" and I would have been like "well of course"

dear god "Margaritaville", don't we have drones for this kind of thing

lol just noticed this:

"Get Your Ride On" (AMA Supercross Theme) (featuring Phil Collen & Sal Costa)

omg "Old men in tanktops" *CRAZED SCREAMS IN LEFT EAR* I mean come on audience, have some diginity

is there anything more soul-crushing than being Jimmy Buffett's backup singer

real honest qn: is phil collen's guitar playing still pretty cool or what

i'm never going to hear this for myself so please answer as accurately as possible.

13. "Fallen" (featuring Jimmy McGorman ('musical director' for Avril Lavigne & Weezer))

How does one get this job? Do you have to defeat the previous musical director in mortal combat?

I cannot shake the feeling as I go through this collection of songs that I am listening to Bret Michaels masturbate

real honest qn: is phil collen's guitar playing still pretty cool or what

― goole, Monday, July 8, 2013 2:10 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbh phil doesn't get much of a chance to shine :/

looks like half these tracks were already released by 2010 so we're apparently listening to a semi-"best of"

Holy Shit

also "Unskinny Bop" remains one of the worst fucking songs ever written why god why

― big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Monday, July 8, 2013 6:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unskinny Bop is really something, I think about that song a lot. Why it was a hit, what it means etc.

Resolved Question

What does the phrase unskinny bop mean?
i know its a kick a$$ song by poison but i was just wondering what the phrase meant

6 years ago

bop bop bop bop

He likes fat chicks.

omg The App Song

He likes fat chicks.

― I'll take the jangle-jangle over the throb-throb (brg30), Monday, July 8, 2013 8:08 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pshaw, as if the lyrics are this simple

Weird. The guitar chords/rhythm on the verse of this version of 'Nothin' But a Good Time' totally rip off Free's All Right Now.

wow this sounds even better than Guitar Heaven: Santana Performs the Greatest Guitar Classics of All Time

is it too late to point out the misspelling of "appalling" in the thread title?

1. Whole Lotta Love (featuring Chris Cornell)
2. Can't You Hear Me Knocking (featuring Scott Weiland)
3. Sunshine Of Your Love (featuring Rob Thomas)
4. While My Guitar Gently Weeps (featuring India.Arie & Yo-Yo Ma)
5. Photograph (featuring Chris Daughtry)
6. Back In Black (featuring Nas)
7. Riders On The Storm (featuring Chester Bennington & Ray Manzarek)
8. Smoke On The Water (featuring Jacoby Shaddix)
9. Dance The Night Away (featuring Pat Monahan)
10. Bang A Gong (featuring Gavin Rossdale)
11. Little Wing (featuring Joe Cocker)
12. I Ain t Superstitious (featuring Jonny Lang)

6. Back In Black (featuring Nas)

what the

if only layne and kurt had lived to be on that santana album, man RIP

I could see a Nas verse on "Back In Black."

That cover of 'Photograph' is abominable.

There's, like, a fucking bell ringing in the middle of the chorus!

The super deluxe vers of that Santana record features Santana with Scott Stapp doing "Fortunate Son" just in case you were curious what the most awful sound in the world might sound like.

he should have done "Crazy Horses"

Hahaha!

10. Bang A Gong (featuring Gavin Rossdale)

This is the Platonic ideal of something, but I'm not sure what.

We have an extremely asstastic competitor to this from 1994

http://www.discogs.com/Trixter-Undercovers/release/4007034

It's all on YouTube. Enjoy a sample!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thmHA5ivzJE

jesus fuck

That would be more appealing.

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That Trixter record includes:

50 Ways To Leave Your Lover (Unplugged)

did we talk about this

https://play.spotify.com/album/4Z9ddBjODHuphOloPwHBdz

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