a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 08:39 (twelve years ago)

is he on a skateboard?

the late great, Monday, 22 July 2013 08:40 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 08:40 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 08:43 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 08:44 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 08:48 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 08:51 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 08:56 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 08:57 (twelve years ago)

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slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:04 (twelve years ago)

amazing

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:05 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:10 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:21 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:24 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:28 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:29 (twelve years ago)

If I saw any of these bands swaggering down the street towards me I'd certainly piss myself... laughing

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:30 (twelve years ago)

(slight Walker Brothers vibe from that last one which slightly saves them though)

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:31 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:32 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:34 (twelve years ago)

Well look on the bright side, at least none of these bands will fall foul of a club's 'no trainers' rule. The 'no looking like a complete twonk' rule might be a problem however.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:36 (twelve years ago)

http://blog.ivonmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Kasabian.jpg

"Well, if you're going to be like that, we're going home!"

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:36 (twelve years ago)

sometime in 2033: "This is what your dodgy uncle looked like twenty years ago!"

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:37 (twelve years ago)

See, I did wonder if that first picture was those twunts Kasabian or just some twunts trying to look like Kasabian... and I still have no idea.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:38 (twelve years ago)

http://www.clickmusic.com/images/uploads/kubichek300.jpg

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:40 (twelve years ago)

http://www.music-dash.co.uk/siteimages/bands/koreans.jpg

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:41 (twelve years ago)

kubichek photo does not belong here

take that, bitterman (electricsound), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:42 (twelve years ago)

if i knew which one was which i could maybe agree but i can't spot any odd ones out

as i scrape further down the barrel i'm finding that the bottom-feeders usually have one guy who hasn't quite got the look down

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:46 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:47 (twelve years ago)

That last pic has somebody doing the look down.

xpost DAMN TIMING!

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:48 (twelve years ago)

lol beautiful

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:51 (twelve years ago)

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what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:52 (twelve years ago)

RONNIE!!!!!

(lane)

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:52 (twelve years ago)

Ornamental scarf count so far: 7

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:53 (twelve years ago)

xxp who's that woman who looks like Rod Stewart?

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:53 (twelve years ago)

"Colossal, monolithic, gargantun are three adjectives that might begin to describe the swaggering sound of Scottish 5-piece Modern Faces"

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:54 (twelve years ago)

"Wop Man Gargan Tun"

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:56 (twelve years ago)

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woof, Monday, 22 July 2013 10:18 (twelve years ago)

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Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 22 July 2013 10:21 (twelve years ago)

every band pictured here are better than the smiths tbh

mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)

the key to having the swagger of Oasis is looking like you huffed too much gas at some point in your life.

Poliopolice, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)

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piscesx, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:28 (twelve years ago)

no way do The Last Shadow Puppets belong here.

piscesx, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:28 (twelve years ago)

for a while im like why are yall posting a bunch of pics of the same band and then i was like smh uk white ppl

neil degrasse (m bison), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:02 (twelve years ago)

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/land/440/s/sergeant-band-09092.jpg

woof, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:05 (twelve years ago)

Our music is easy to listen to, nothing complicated, just great, positive tunes, obviously influenced by core bands like the Beatles, Oasis, and the Stone Roses. But for me personally, we are all about the songs.

woof, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)

"Yea definitely, the industry’s a bit too squeaky clean, and has been for quite a bit now. Hopefully we can give it a kick up the arse. Especially with The Stones Rose(sic), and Noel Gallaghers new albums sort of taking off quite big, hopefully it will be a big surge and not just one band – a movement bringing guitar bands back. Hopefully we can be involved in that." Tom from The Modern Faces.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:34 (twelve years ago)

Every month is white guitar band history month

click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:38 (twelve years ago)

such a horrifying thread title.

scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)

There's some (undeclared) nepo baby duo getting puff pieces for their exciting mod revival shit at the moment on the socials so I'm afraid this is definitely happening (again)

Parallel Heinz (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 January 2026 11:34 (five months ago)

I think the nepo baby siblings duo "The Molotovs" are the kids of Tory MP for Suffolk, James Cartlidge. Jesus fucking wept and apologies to the legendary Soviet diplomat.

calzino, Saturday, 10 January 2026 12:01 (five months ago)

In an ideal world I would like to separate out the "you are shit and your music is shit" thing from the "also you are indulged by a soi-disant industry that just makes 'jobs' for the spawn of rich clowns" but, well, fuck it

At least most of the lads on here are authentic petit-bourg wastemen

Parallel Heinz (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 January 2026 12:04 (five months ago)

it's getting harder out there for petit-bourg wastemen, or even talented ones because all arts and entertainment is going to be nepo-ed out. They never realised how how good they had it in the 80's when you could sign on, doss about for months, tell DWP staff to go fuck themselves if they pointed you towards the workhouse.

calzino, Saturday, 10 January 2026 12:18 (five months ago)

Ironically that's a lyric on the nex5 Sleaford Moderates record

Parallel Heinz (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 January 2026 12:19 (five months ago)

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they're calling it grit-rock now lads

Reggaeton Sax (NickB), Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:16 (five months ago)

Misread that as git-rock. Can you blame me?

Wilfried Nuance (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:17 (five months ago)

shit-rock? sheet rock?

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:20 (five months ago)

grift-rock, although probably not in this case

I walked with a nimby (Matt #2), Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:27 (five months ago)

also a tip of the bucket hat to this lot for their name...

https://www.alivenetwork.com/bandpage.asp?bandname=Chelsea%20Swagger

Reggaeton Sax (NickB), Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:33 (five months ago)

Bit icy out, time to get some average music onto those roads

LocalGarda, Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:47 (five months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDhEbXuLUxw

well i lasted 23 seconds

Reggaeton Sax (NickB), Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:48 (five months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGSucLVuVkA

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:49 (five months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzzFBwbvX2E

Reggaeton Sax (NickB), Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:53 (five months ago)

I think the nepo baby siblings duo "The Molotovs" are the kids of Tory MP for Suffolk, James Cartlidge. Jesus fucking wept and apologies to the legendary Soviet diplomat.

oh dang i saw these guys open for Iggy a few months ago. they were bad

ICE = Tonton Macoute (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 10 January 2026 15:41 (five months ago)

(xp) The drummer should be in a better band.

Wilfried Nuance (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 January 2026 15:54 (five months ago)

four months pass...

Ed O'Brien The legendary guitarist talks to Outside about how psilocybin, walks in the woods, and daily cold showers pulled him out of a deep creative darkness and were the drivin

no thanks

shaking babies (map), Monday, 8 June 2026 21:14 (two weeks ago)

haha

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 8 June 2026 21:23 (two weeks ago)

his new album is really good

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 13:53 (two weeks ago)

don't know if i can give it a fair shake now that i'm imagining his shrunken cold shower tater tot.

shaking babies (map), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 15:15 (two weeks ago)

Agreed that the new album is really good. I found his first album to be rough sledding so I was shocked by the uptick in quality on all counts.

Davey D, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 15:16 (two weeks ago)

ok i'm checking out "blue morpho" and it's pretty in a nick drake with adhd kind of way but doesn't hold a candle to "blue morpho" by king gizzard and the lizard wizard, which is in the same key, coincidentally. i also read about ed o'brien's pandemic depression, living in brazil with his young family and then finding an idyllic home in wales. good for him.

shaking babies (map), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 19:56 (two weeks ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/jun/15/andy-burnham-manchester-music-his-political-identity

Think this belongs here

LocalGarda, Monday, 15 June 2026 09:27 (one week ago)

he's got qwhite horribly vanilla taste in music which makes it qwhite annoying that he co-opted the Northern Soul banner into his campaign. Cunt.

calzino, Monday, 15 June 2026 09:43 (one week ago)

A mix between soft left and centrism with the swagger of the arms industry

duffel coat music (Matt #2), Monday, 15 June 2026 13:06 (one week ago)

On the Makerfield campaign trail Burnham said he was a big fan of Christy Moore. Christy was detained in 2004 (while Burnham was a backbench Labour MP) at the UK border under anti-terrorism legislation and questioned about the content of his song lyrics. I wonder whether Burnham will reflect on this and current events.

AlanSmithee, Tuesday, 23 June 2026 11:00 (four days ago)

There is a lot of that shit going on these days, I doubt Burnham cares a jot - he will pick fashionable causes that serve his career. It's interesting that Paul Mason was attacking RLB as a Catholic Labour candidate and posting that we don't want the Pope dictating Labour's reproductive healthcare policies and yet he's on Burnham's without a word about him being a Catholic.

calzino, Tuesday, 23 June 2026 11:42 (four days ago)

on Burnham's dick I meant

calzino, Tuesday, 23 June 2026 11:43 (four days ago)

On Burnham's Dick sounds like a lost Vaughan Williams piece

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 June 2026 11:47 (four days ago)

lol!

calzino, Tuesday, 23 June 2026 11:48 (four days ago)

lol... and also lol @ Paul Mason

stanes on the knees and blood on the jumber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 June 2026 11:48 (four days ago)

lol, fuck right off

In the early 80s, I was not really knowing what to listen to – there was Culture Club, Adam And The Ants and all kinds of rubbish at that time.
https://thequietus.com/interviews/bakers-dozen/andy-burnham-bakers-dozen-favourite-music/3/

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 23 June 2026 14:28 (four days ago)

what a boring cunt

calzino, Tuesday, 23 June 2026 14:35 (four days ago)

Picking thirteen albums for this interview was, Burnham explains over the phone on a wet Manchester Monday afternoon, “really hard, not because it’s a lot but because it’s just so few.”
then proceeds to select the most boring selection of white bread indie albums possible.

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 23 June 2026 14:39 (four days ago)

"Morrissey continues to be a huge influence on my thinking about immigration."

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 June 2026 15:10 (four days ago)

Doves - The Last Broadcast, this is what he actually listens to

pax ramona (Matt #2), Tuesday, 23 June 2026 16:23 (four days ago)

can't argue with that #1. the beatles were a great band.

shaking babies (map), Tuesday, 23 June 2026 16:27 (four days ago)

he has basically picked "the best of the beatles" though

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 23 June 2026 16:39 (four days ago)

the best of the best 🥹

shaking babies (map), Tuesday, 23 June 2026 16:43 (four days ago)

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( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 23 June 2026 18:29 (four days ago)

Very similar to Noel Gallagher's rebellious jukebox for Melody Maker. At the time I remember someone saying, it looked like he bought his music exclusively at petrol station cd stands

https://www.reddit.com/r/oasis/s/hhRFyP7SwO

ringworm, Wednesday, 24 June 2026 06:24 (three days ago)

jesus, that is absolutely stultifying. reveals quite a lot. the thread of his interior life could have seriously borrowed from that.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 24 June 2026 07:22 (three days ago)

Picking thirteen albums for this interview was, Burnham explains over the phone on a wet Manchester Monday afternoon, “really hard, not because it’s a lot but because it’s just so few.”

Just once, I would like someone to reply to one of these with "it was difficult, too many spots, was struggling to find things to include tbh".

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 24 June 2026 07:30 (three days ago)

"bloke who went to the hacienda but refused to take an E" is a good indication of this guy's vibe

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 24 June 2026 07:37 (three days ago)

xxp there's a top Boaby G anecdote in that Noel list too

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 June 2026 08:12 (three days ago)

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

stanes on the knees and blood on the jumber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 June 2026 08:16 (three days ago)

weirdly enough amongst all the boring Noel picks he does cite Neil Young's Weld, not the first Neil record you might expect him to choose

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 June 2026 08:17 (three days ago)

I did see a more recent playlist from Noel, it was more interesting, certainly.

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 June 2026 09:36 (three days ago)

there's a top Boaby G anecdote in that Noel list too

yes A+

uploading this content requires perseveration (sic), Wednesday, 24 June 2026 10:19 (three days ago)

Oh, the "you know, don't you" one?

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 June 2026 12:57 (three days ago)


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