SUMMER OF HATE: Round 2 - Most Hated Musicians - Group 4

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Vote for the most horrible. terrible. godawful. of each pair.
John Mayer vs. Calvin Harris
Chris Brown vs. Phish
James Taylor vs. Lumineers
Macklemore vs. Limp Bizkit

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Mayer, Brown, Lumineers, Bizkit 16
Harris, Brown, Lumineers, Bizkit 14
Mayer, Brown, Lumineers, Macklemore 13
Harris, Brown, Lumineers, Macklemore 7
Mayer, Phish, Lumineers, Macklemore 6
Mayer, Phish, Lumineers, Bizkit 6
Harris, Phish, Lumineers, Bizkit 3
Harris, Phish, Lumineers, Macklemore 2
Mayer, Brown, Taylor, Macklemore 2
Mayer, Phish, Taylor, Bizkit 2
Mayer, Brown, Taylor, Bizkit 2
Harris, Brown, Taylor, Macklemore 1
Harris, Brown, Taylor, Bizkit 0
Mayer, Phish, Taylor, Macklemore 0
Harris, Phish, Taylor, Macklemore 0
Harris, Phish, Taylor, Bizkit 0


not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Friday, 23 August 2013 10:53 (twelve years ago)

Why is Macklemore "most hated"? Granted, I've only heard that pro-gay tune by him, but that one is quite good! Is his career even long enough to warrant an inclusion to this list? If you want to have a token white rapper, why not Vanilla Ice? (I actually like some of Vanilla's tunes, but if you asked people to name the worst white rapper, I'm sure most would name him.)

Tuomas, Friday, 23 August 2013 10:59 (twelve years ago)

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Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2013 11:03 (twelve years ago)

Chris Brown vs. Phish

Diabolical.

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Friday, 23 August 2013 15:30 (twelve years ago)

can I pretend Brown means Danny?

rip van wanko, Friday, 23 August 2013 15:37 (twelve years ago)

Harris, Phish, Lumineers, Bizkit

emil.y, Friday, 23 August 2013 15:40 (twelve years ago)

Harris, Brown, Lumineers, Macklemore

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 23 August 2013 15:45 (twelve years ago)

Can't we have just one pass to vote for everyone in a round? I may have to abstain.

I'll take the jangle-jangle over the throb-throb (brg30), Friday, 23 August 2013 20:00 (twelve years ago)

If you already hate phish, well, I can't blame you. The Bruce Almighty thread reminded me of this:

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PholkTales: Encounters with the Band
I live in Los Angeles but was working on a movie in Vermont and staying in Burlington, and of course I wondered if I'd run into the boys. I really didn't think it would happen, but two weeks into my 13 week stay in Vermont (I loved it!) I was standing on a "downtown" Burlington corner, and there was Mike standing next to me.

Later we saw him in a bar and introduced ourselves... he was very nice. So it got to be funny; it seemed every other night we'd bump into Mike Gordon somewhere. I guess we were going to the right places in Burlington, all five of them. He was always courteous but very brief; he probably has fans bugging him all the time, and we were careful not to be like that (among the film crew were three other guys who love Phish as much as I do.)

One night we saw Mike, but this night the star Jim Carrey was with us. Now it's Mike's turn to stare. Do we wave politely and turn our backs like he did to us for two weeks? No way, come on over ya' big dickhead! Mike and Jim hit it off and Jim invited Mike to our movie set. When he came he invited all interested crew members to a party they were having the next night for the Phish workers and friends... at Trey's barn!

Look at the wall in your room right now. That's how close I was to them playing. When we first got there it was a party, everyone from their crew and ours getting to know everyone. I immediately searched for Trey just to see what he looks like in person. Not finding him, I looked for the next best thing; a cold beer. The bar was crowded and as I reached the bartender, Trey appeared and told the bartender he had a call. He then looked at me and asked what I wanted to drink. Trey served me a Sierra!

He started tending bar so I didn't get a chance to introduce myself, but later Jim Carrey stopped me to ask me what I knew about Phish. I saw Trey ambling up and realized no one had introduced them yet. Jim Carrey, Trey Anastasio, Trey Anastasio, Jim Carrey! I was in that conversation for about two seconds, and Trey started gushing a little over Jim. The place reeked of chocolate the entire time we were there, and as the sun set, pan after pan of "brownies" appeared.

So many of the 20th Century Fox folks ate some that I am sure had no idea what they were doing. And then the music started. We went front row as soon as we saw them setting up in the front of the barn (I could go on for another page about how cool that place is, it's beautiful.), and I wasn't sure what to expect music-wise, but we got a show.

Set I: Farmhouse, Moma Dance, Hey You, Meatstick, Come Together. Jim got up and sang Hey You with them and then sat down, and they played Meatstick. Somewhere in the middle of Meatstick they realized they were playing Come Together, and Jim got up and sang that along with some made-up lyrics that were hysterical. Longest Come Together in the history of music, it was jammimg and it was funny and it was Phish magic.

how's life, Friday, 23 August 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 29 August 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Mayer, Phish, Taylor, Bizkit

Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Thursday, 29 August 2013 00:33 (twelve years ago)

why is calvin harris hated? did he do something reprehensible or does he just suck

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:33 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 30 August 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

I've said this elswhere on this board but mayer can shred.

brimstead, Friday, 30 August 2013 00:08 (twelve years ago)

tbh when i saw 'calvin harris' i was like whoa do ppl really hate k records like that?

mookieproof, Friday, 30 August 2013 01:43 (twelve years ago)

Phish is worse the Brown? Get off the pipe people!

I'll take the jangle-jangle over the throb-throb (brg30), Friday, 30 August 2013 01:47 (twelve years ago)

That's Phish isn't worse than Brown?

I'll take the jangle-jangle over the throb-throb (brg30), Friday, 30 August 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

i don't understand your jargon

mookieproof, Friday, 30 August 2013 01:49 (twelve years ago)

WINNERS
Chris Brown
Lumineers
Limp Bizkit
Jimmy Buffett

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Friday, 30 August 2013 03:49 (twelve years ago)

john mayer, jimmy buffett, i always make that mistake

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Friday, 30 August 2013 03:53 (twelve years ago)

chris brown's music is a wet fart compared to phish shitting on you all the time

mh, Friday, 30 August 2013 03:55 (twelve years ago)

Whoa. I had always thought ilxor had a huge contingent of Chris Brown apologists. Was looking forward to all the Phish hate to come. Guess I didn't add enough fuel to the fire by exposing the Phish/Jim Carrey nexus.

how's life, Friday, 30 August 2013 09:37 (twelve years ago)


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