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i was just surfing thedarknessrocks.com and was laughing at the message board, though someone has caught on, all the messages are fakeed very very badly.

so having your publicists, a and r and buddies on your message board - classic or dud?

doom-e, Thursday, 10 October 2002 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)


some samples....hahahaha....the best is when there is three DARKNESS RULE messages under different names but posted one after another - and there is hundreds of them!

fascinating!

i say classic shameless self promotion!
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Name: hollymullen
Sent: 5.59 PM - 10/10 2002

Hey Ed, remember me? We shared a few nights of passion in Lowestoft before you made it big. Congrats on hitting the big time!
Holly


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Name: hollymullen
Sent: 5.59 PM - 10/10 2002

Hey Ed, remember me? We shared a few nights of passion in Lowestoft before you made it big. Congrats on hitting the big time!
Holly


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Name: Dear all
Sent: 9.21 AM - 10/10 2002

You've got to see this week's Kerrang!

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Name: Mr Graham Burgess
Sent: 8.33 AM - 10/10 2002

stinker of a live review in this week's nme but i would take that as a compliment!

ps. head park shark - i'm glad it's not just me that heard a bit of big country in that track.

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Name: Jill
Sent: 8.39 PM - 9/10 2002

Yr single is destroying me. I really want to see you guys live. I live in Glasgow though, but go to London a lot. I hope yr site is updated frequently so that I can plan my next visit and catch a show. Or alternatively, please let me know.

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Name: Sam
Sent: 2.08 PM - 9/10 2002

Heard u guys on Radio 1, and was soooo impressed! Geez, that phenomenal voice! The amazing music!!! It's about f-ing time Britain had a decent band like this! Keep on rockin like a weeble, u deserve to go v. far indeed.

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Name: Jason
Sent: 6.57 PM - 8/10 2002

The Darkness RULE!!!!!!

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Name: Head Park Shark
Sent: 6.27 PM - 8/10 2002

I think the way The Darkness have blended different styles of Rock and put that into a song like Love is only a Feeling is fantastic.
There is a blend of Thin Lizzy, Big Country, and ACDC in this composition and in my opinion this song is a rock classic !
We need you fellas playing Bradford Soon!

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Name: Rictor
Sent: 4.21 PM - 7/10 2002

Hey guys. Saw ya @ JB's last week. I thought u were superb. Shame the crowd weren't getting in to ya. I'm just looking forward to the next opportunity i get to see ya, oh, and the album!!!

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Name: Tommy
Sent: 11.54 AM - 7/10 2002

You guys f'ing rule, we need you hear in aberystwyth, we need good love music, and you guys are it! Come to us, We Need You!!!

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Name: Scott
Sent: 11.58 PM - 6/10 2002

You guys rock. Come to the US!!

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Name: Head Park Shark
Sent: 12.07 AM - 6/10 2002

Although i,ve only heard the three tracks on the single,Love is only a Feeling is one of the best rock song i,ve heard!If the quality of The Darkness compositions are of this standard they will a massive success.Fellas please play Bradford soon and lets see how good you are.

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Name: Wills
Sent: 9.41 AM - 5/10 2002

AC/DC + Queen = The Darkness. Heard the single on radio 1 last week,when is the album out.
Keep up the good work lads!!!!!
Wills (Proud to be welsh)

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Name: Damian Stroud
Sent: 11.14 PM - 4/10 2002

To that fat Captain Sensible lookalike at The Astoria heckling Justin: You don't have the talent, balls or the figure to do what he does, ie. rock like a motherfucker. And Kevin Cook - why bother? You've embarrased yourself! Love 'em (as I do) or hate 'em, you'll never forget The Darkness!

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Name: Head Park Shark
Sent: 10.24 PM - 4/10 2002

Love is only a feeling is a class rock song,and if that is the quality of The Darkness compositions they will be a massive success.Hope to see you fellas in Bradford Soon!

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Name: Mike
Sent: 8.26 PM - 4/10 2002

Bell ends!

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Name: Dan
Sent: 12.30 PM - 4/10 2002

Never seen or heard The Darkness until last night at the Astoria. Hell's teeth! They were awesome! I've never heard a voice like that before - not ever! They were even more entertaining than The Wildhearts (from the biggest Wildhearts fan in the world)! Gotta get the CD.

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Name: Andy
Sent: 9.34 AM - 4/10 2002

Can't work out how many parts Queen to how many parts Spinal Tap. It doesn't really matter - The Darkness ROCKED the Astoria last night. The frontman's piggy-back through the crowd whilst playing a blistering solo was fantastic !

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Name: Pufnstuf
Sent: 12.43 AM - 4/10 2002

Saw The Darkness for the first time tonight at the Astoria... crackin'!

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Name: Johnny Thunders
Sent: 11.28 PM - 3/10 2002

just saw the darkness at the astoria, they rocked, you tease me with your plectrum, justin xxx

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Name: me
Sent: 4.33 PM - 3/10 2002

i am!

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Name: Jesus
Sent: 1.23 PM - 3/10 2002

WHO IS READY TO ROCK THE ASTORIA?

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Name: christian p.
Sent: 2.00 AM - 3/10 2002

QUEEN IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER.

THE DARKNESS ARE SECOND.

Thank you.

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Name: andy
Sent: 3.26 PM - 2/10 2002

oh yeah, and what time are the darkness on stage tomorrow?

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Name: Norman
Sent: 2.25 PM - 2/10 2002

No he does not sing about biting shoulders. Radio One session is at http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/onemusic/features/darkness239.shtml

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Number of messages: 363

doom-e, Thursday, 10 October 2002 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

it sort of reminds me of that classic site rockandrollbadboy.com

!

doom-e, Thursday, 10 October 2002 19:17 (twenty-three years ago)

those are all sooo fake!

A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 11 October 2002 03:06 (twenty-three years ago)

the darkness are rubbish.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 11 October 2002 03:10 (twenty-three years ago)


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