http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alexander-spangher/britney-spears-meets-jesu_b_4214868.htmlhttp://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/the-musical-about-jesus-set-to-britney-spears-music-is-meant
Well then! I suppose this is the thread where we talk about what song/situation pairings we'd like to see? Maybe Jesus singing "Crazy" to Judas during the Last Supper?
I doubt it achieves any level of success, and it sounds stupid gimmicky, but could bring a lot of LOLs not seen since Turn Off the Dark?
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago)
"everytime" for the crucifixion please
this will be everything, i feel
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago)
piece of me for the stations
― i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago)
"(kingdom of) heaven on earth" should be in there somewhere
― prolego, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago)
Early morning, she wakes upKnock, knock, knock on the doorIt's time for make up, perfect smileIt's you they're all waiting for, they go
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Fra_Angelico_020.jpg/589px-Fra_Angelico_020.jpg
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago)
lol
― dyl, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago)
me against the pharisees (feat. the madonna)
― prolego, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago)
"my loneliness is killing me / i must confess, i still believe" during the 40 days and 40 nights
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago)
"stronger" having survived the temptations obv
lol, my friends and I were talking about this and I mentioned "Lucky" as well, though I was thinking more when Jesus is walking around by himself asking God to "take this cup away from me if you can pls".
also Judas singing "Oops I Did It Again" pls
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago)
baptism = "i'm not a girl, not yet a woman"
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago)
hahahha
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago)
"e-mail me back and say our love will stay alive forever / e-mail my heart" meaning repent now and accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior to receive God's grace
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago)
the apostles all sing "Do Somethin" in exasperation while Jesus willingly gets taken by the Roman guards
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago)
as long as it starts with "it's jesus bitch" i don't mind
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago)
"before the goodbye" as jesus is led to be crucifed :'(
― prolego, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago)
opening number being 'gimme myrrh' of course xp
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago)
And he saith unto them, Be not affrighted: Ye seek Amy
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago)
Bring it onRing the alarmDon't stop nowJust be the championWork it hard like it's your professionWatch out now'Cause here it comes
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/636400/150307961/stock-vector-the-multiplication-of-the-loaves-and-fish-by-jesus-150307961.jpg
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:44 (eleven years ago)
She's so lucky, she's a God / But she die, die, dies on that lonely cross
― Tim F, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago)
"it's been a while three days, i know i shouldn't have kept you waiting, but i'm here now"~~
― prolego, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago)
here comes the showdown
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Giotto_-_Scrovegni_-_-27-_-_Expulsion_of_the_Money-changers_from_the_Temple.jpg/608px-Giotto_-_Scrovegni_-_-27-_-_Expulsion_of_the_Money-changers_from_the_Temple.jpg
what goes around comes around
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago)
"TOUCH OF MY HAND" WHEN HE HEALS THE LEPER
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago)
judas betrayal quite obviously to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAdl4rt-iCs
seriously how is this not going to be the pinnacle of western culture
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago)
fakin like a good one but i call em like i see emi know what you are, what you are, baby
thrice-denier thrice thrice-denier you're a thrice-denieroh thrice-denier oh you're a thrice-denier baby
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago)
feeding the 5000 w/ some bread and a "big fat bass"
― prolego, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago)
http://truthbook.com/images/site_images/William_Hole_Jesus_appears_to_the_disciples_400.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVhJ_A8XUgc
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago)
where would 'Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know' fit in?
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago)
For a minute I was afraid that the thread title meant that this was what the new album was going to be called.
― a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago)
"sometimes" closes the gethsemane scene
― katherine, Friday, 8 November 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago)
bummed this never happened. Mary Magdalene sings "(You Drive Me) Crazy" to Jesus surely, while washing his feet with expensive oils?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 04:07 (ten years ago)
So this never happened
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 23:54 (five years ago)
can someone write the book to this plz
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:28 (four years ago)
IT'S JESUS, BITCH
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 18:45 (one year ago)
oh shit, I think it DID actually happen...at least once, lol
https://www.columbiaspectator.com/2012/04/30/original-production-proves-britney-spears-jesus-christ-good-match/
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 18:46 (one year ago)