The Gospel According to Britney Spears ?

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alexander-spangher/britney-spears-meets-jesu_b_4214868.html
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/the-musical-about-jesus-set-to-britney-spears-music-is-meant

Well then! I suppose this is the thread where we talk about what song/situation pairings we'd like to see? Maybe Jesus singing "Crazy" to Judas during the Last Supper?

I doubt it achieves any level of success, and it sounds stupid gimmicky, but could bring a lot of LOLs not seen since Turn Off the Dark?

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago)

"everytime" for the crucifixion please

this will be everything, i feel

lex pretend, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago)

piece of me for the stations

i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago)

"(kingdom of) heaven on earth" should be in there somewhere

prolego, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago)

Early morning, she wakes up
Knock, knock, knock on the door
It's time for make up, perfect smile
It's you they're all waiting for, they go

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Fra_Angelico_020.jpg/589px-Fra_Angelico_020.jpg

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago)

lol

dyl, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago)

me against the pharisees (feat. the madonna)

prolego, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago)

"my loneliness is killing me / i must confess, i still believe" during the 40 days and 40 nights

lex pretend, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago)

"stronger" having survived the temptations obv

lex pretend, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago)

lol, my friends and I were talking about this and I mentioned "Lucky" as well, though I was thinking more when Jesus is walking around by himself asking God to "take this cup away from me if you can pls".

also Judas singing "Oops I Did It Again" pls

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago)

baptism = "i'm not a girl, not yet a woman"

lex pretend, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago)

hahahha

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago)

"e-mail me back and say our love will stay alive forever / e-mail my heart" meaning repent now and accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior to receive God's grace

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago)

the apostles all sing "Do Somethin" in exasperation while Jesus willingly gets taken by the Roman guards

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago)

as long as it starts with "it's jesus bitch" i don't mind

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago)

"before the goodbye" as jesus is led to be crucifed :'(

prolego, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago)

opening number being 'gimme myrrh' of course xp

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago)

And he saith unto them, Be not affrighted: Ye seek Amy

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago)

Bring it on
Ring the alarm
Don't stop now
Just be the champion
Work it hard like it's your profession
Watch out now
'Cause here it comes

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/636400/150307961/stock-vector-the-multiplication-of-the-loaves-and-fish-by-jesus-150307961.jpg

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:44 (eleven years ago)

She's so lucky, she's a God / But she die, die, dies on that lonely cross

Tim F, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago)

"it's been a while three days, i know i shouldn't have kept you waiting, but i'm here now"~~

prolego, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago)

"TOUCH OF MY HAND" WHEN HE HEALS THE LEPER

lex pretend, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago)

judas betrayal quite obviously to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAdl4rt-iCs

lex pretend, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago)

seriously how is this not going to be the pinnacle of western culture

lex pretend, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago)

fakin like a good one but i call em like i see em
i know what you are, what you are, baby

thrice-denier thrice thrice-denier you're a thrice-denier
oh thrice-denier oh you're a thrice-denier baby

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago)

feeding the 5000 w/ some bread and a "big fat bass"

prolego, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago)

where would 'Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know' fit in?

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago)

For a minute I was afraid that the thread title meant that this was what the new album was going to be called.

a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago)

"sometimes" closes the gethsemane scene

katherine, Friday, 8 November 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

bummed this never happened. Mary Magdalene sings "(You Drive Me) Crazy" to Jesus surely, while washing his feet with expensive oils?

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 04:07 (ten years ago)

four years pass...

So this never happened

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 23:54 (five years ago)

one year passes...

can someone write the book to this plz

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:28 (four years ago)

three years pass...

IT'S JESUS, BITCH

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 18:45 (one year ago)

oh shit, I think it DID actually happen...at least once, lol

https://www.columbiaspectator.com/2012/04/30/original-production-proves-britney-spears-jesus-christ-good-match/

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 18:46 (one year ago)


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