Music Legends! (A thread of batshit insanity.)

http://wellaware1.com/music_legends.shtml

Just...keep reading.

very first paragraph delivers imo

I'm confused

(though maybe not as much as the author(s) of that web page)

http://wellaware1.com/artwork/small/loureed.jpg

lol the John Lydon one is such a bad lookalike, guess he thinks all Britishes look the same

I literally don't understand.

has Ed Chiarini not been 'done' on ilx before

his worldview is excitingly unique; I followed him on Facebook for a while but after the 90000th post about the victims of this or that gun nut massacre being played by actors I'd kinda had enough

Lady Gaga is Winehouse
Coming soon

It keeps Ed happy.

I am going to die laughing about this one.

http://wellaware1.com/artwork/small/perez2.jpg

hahaha that was the one the got me, too

I love that most of the time his "damning evidence" boils down to close-ups of two completely dissimilar ears

So, wait... actors are playing musicians and then they pretend the fictional musicians are dead to make money? Or musicians pretend to die but turn to acting as a lucrative sub-career? Why is his point about pretending to die to make money when most of the 'lookalikes' are still alive? What is happening?

Richie "Valenzuela" Valens
Get it? Venezuela

The artist that is better known as Morgan Freeman is also the artist that was known as Jimi Hendrix. His father is an actor as well, and is better known as Nelson Mandella. Get it? FREEMAN, as Mandella was said to be jailed for many years, all of which is just another lie.

b-but this doesn't look anything like Morgan Freeman...

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/28/b3/28b3169efd9b5c80b13b77e1aa586644.jpg?itok=P2lWCgg8

I take that back...it kinda does!

http://wellaware1.com/artwork/large/chevy_doors.jpg

but the tagline is the best
"Faces look ugly when your a loan (chase bank get it?)"

the facebook link is a whole pile of WAIT WHAT

"... The Jackass crew has been working hard to topple this government. Since two of them are royals and one the brother of the Princess I spent the weekend with in AZ, who was sent just to gain Intel about my investigation, they have had their scope on me since."

oops facebook link on this page: *http://wellaware1.com/jackass.shtml

Go a head and just try to tell me I don't know what I'm talking about, or that I'm crazy. You cannot deny this, therefore you must accept that if an event is real there is no need to fake anything.

*nods*