Benevolent trippers who manage to make you do unspeakable suspenders in bed.

http://flavorwire.com/428848/stereotyping-you-by-your-favorite-album-of-2013

Just coming here from Facebook

I was prepared to hate this article but I think pretty much all of it is otm

post yr sterotype

hahaha pow pow pow to end it

a couple of these were a touch "just reviewing the artist" but prob better than it had any right to be, way funnier than vice, much-needed corrective to the consensus etc

>:( that dawn richard can't even get into this though >:(

i loled at the Paul McCartney one

i would like you guys to post yr combined stereotypes like i did in the title

HOW if flavorwire don't even acknowledge my favourite album

just pick from what they offer gawd

they don't acknowledge my 2nd, 3rd or 4th favourite albums either >:(

but combining my 5th and 6th gives us

Tweens gone bad who’ll corner you at parties and talk extensively about how Edward Snowden proves they were right all along.

From the albums selected I think I am Jeff Koons - a tween gone bad who likes listening to hardcore and pop music while wearing flowing ’70s full-length summer dresses.

lolll!
lolll! Xp

Intense, hollow-eyed girls who should have office jobs and still subscribe to The Wire, but don't.

I'm a conspiracy theorist who should remember the 90s but can't :D

Well-off 30-something in a black cloak who majors in arguing about music in the toilet at parties while doing psychedelics to The Wire

Studious gender studies majors who'll corner you at parties and talk extensively about how the pills used to be better than their intimidating knowledge of tea

cmon guys, srsly?

do yours

My likely top five or so aren't in there, but out of the ones that will probably make an appearance, I am:

A hollow-eyed music major in a black cloak who used to subscribe to the Wire (and will again).

Pretty much right. I should relisten to Boards of Canada, though, because I love me a brown cardigan.

I haven't heard Haxan Cloak yet so I was probably too hasty before.

what a boring and interminable listicle

no h8rs allowed itt srorrynotsorry

Actually I'm not even sure if the Oneohtrix/Hecker albums will be in my list, I didn't really listen to them much this year. I think I got disheartened by none of my favourites being in there and grabbed at things that are 'my sort of thing' instead. Pharmakon/Holter/Haxan Cloak will be, though.

xxp hehehe listicle sounds like testicle hehehe

Tweens gone bad.

This is "me" 2 a "T"

;)

minor tenured gender studies academics

I cheated a lil but I'm not sorry

Oh Come On

every time i hear the word "listicle" i think of the word "testicle"

same

isn't that the point?

my two choices are probably both top 10 in my *actual* list, almost surprised there's that much overlap

So, according to this I'm:

Well-groomed, stylish fashion industry girl under 25 who has stock portfolios, manages to make things like suspenders look cool and I own more dress shirts than T-shirts and several of those flowing ’70s full-length summer dresses.

This is a lie. I don't make suspenders look cool.

yes you do hon

i like shopping

well-groomed bro under 25 who can't remember the 90s and something about ariana grande i guess

most of that is actually true of me fwiw

partic the thing about ariana grande, call me

favorites aren't on the list, but...

Musical Gender Studies major, benevolent but also genuinely terrifying, spinning conspiracy theories on several psychedelics (having let my wire subscription lapse).

i love those flowing ’70s full-length summer dresses.

i havent heard the haim album fwiw

A studious man in an old brown cardigan who used to subscribe to the wire and still does. Wow I sound sexy.

Studious men who used to subscribe to The Wire.

:-/

rumbled

in the spirit of reductivity i think we shd come up with trite demographic descriptors for other plausible #1 albumz

eg hookworms - pearl mystic - www.drownedinsound.com

deafheaven - sunbather - bros who stopped listening to metal in about 2004 but kinda miss it

we should put the websites after the #1 albums that were on those websites' eoy lists, burn

Cornelius "Design Ah" - people that bought theremins in the 90s

this could be an app

lol whoops show formatting help

an app

first one was kind of funnier

tweens gone bad who used to subscribe to the wire

use these stereotypes to show how you defy stereotypes with this one weird app

Double major in music and gender studies, own a black cloak

(This thing'd be funnier if it wasn't taking potshots)

I don't mind a good takedown here and there

Early 20s types who nurture inexplicably fond memories of pop punk.

Screen to Stereo

i give $5 to the person who takes all of these descriptors and makes complete sentences out of them, así

Creepy smooth-talking bros who refer to women as “ladies.” shop for their dinners after work.
People who will admit with a little sympathetic prompting that, no, they didn’t realize Charli XCX wasn’t in the band tend to enjoy long walks on the beach.

Dudes who are too young to remember the ’90s but are totally sure that was the time they should have been alive frequently send gifts to their mothers.

anything goes -- I'm just looking at sentence structure