Cormac McCarthy's Ex-Wife Jenny, what's on your iPod

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If ever there was a story made for this type of thread, it's this.

Ex-wife of Cormac McCarthy pulled silver handgun from her genitals during argument with boyfriend over space aliens

Let's get the obvious one out of the way...

Kiss: Love Gun

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)

Also obvious:

Beatles - Happiness is a Warm Gun

Disco Ebionite (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:46 (eleven years ago)

AC/DC - Shoot To Thrill

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)

anything by the sex pistols

it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)

McCarthy’s boyfriend told investigators that following the argument McCarthy departed her Aventura Road residence. Upon returning to the home, he told deputies, McCarthy went into her bedroom and later emerged “wearing lingerie and a silver handgun in her vagina.” She then proceeded to “have inner course with the gun,” according to the court filing.

While using the gat as a sex toy, McCarthy reportedly asked her boyfriend, “Who is crazy, you or me?” The probable cause statement, drafted by Deputy Chris Zook, does not indicate whether McCarthy’s boyfriend dared to answer that query.

After removing the gun from her vagina, McCarthy pointed it at her boyfriend’s head, investigators charge. Fearing that he could get shot, the man grabbed the weapon from McCarthy and put it in the toilet.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:50 (eleven years ago)

Michael Johnathon - "Tacobell's Pee-shooter"

bodacious ignoramus, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)

wait wait wait her name was Jenny... McCarthy?

goole, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:54 (eleven years ago)

I wonder what her feelings are about immunizations.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)

she's officially the second craziest jenny mccarthy

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)

brinsley schwarz - silver pistol

ian, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)

It's the least crazy thing someone called Jenny McCarthy has eve done tbh

xposts

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)

Britney Spears - A Piece Of Me

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)

Hawkwind - "Silver Machine"

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)

pat benatar - sex as a weapon

fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)

terry reid - bang bang

ian, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:03 (eleven years ago)

anthrax- discharge

lj. 'hoover' egads (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:05 (eleven years ago)

Rage Against the Machine - "Clam Like a Bomb"

bodacious ignoramus, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)

guided by voices - pink gun

fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)

A story like this makes some fiction seem plausible.

earlnash, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:15 (eleven years ago)

Kool G Rap - #1 with a Bullet

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)

Beatles - "Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey"

bodacious ignoramus, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:22 (eleven years ago)

My ex-wife used her vagina as a goddamn holster. Whilst disputing with her current paramour the affections of space aliens. While wearing lingerie in New Mexico. From where it was placed in her womansparts, she retrieved it and then pointed at the man and asked Who is crazy you or me?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)

When I first heard "Darling Nikki" in 8th grade, I assumed this is what Nikki was doing with a magazine.

tbd (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:29 (eleven years ago)

speaking of prince:

apollonia 6 - sex shooter

fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)

My ex-wife used her vagina as a goddamn holster. Whilst disputing with her current paramour the affections of space aliens. While wearing lingerie in New Mexico. From where it was placed in her womansparts, she retrieved it and then pointed at the man and asked Who is crazy you or me?

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, January 8, 2014 10:25 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

que bueno

i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)

Teena Marie: Lips To Find You

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gQEDwjhaDE

Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)

Sleater-Kinney: Dig Me Out

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:35 (eleven years ago)

if the incident had gone wrong: In Flagranti - Striking Ejaculation

spacemindy, Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

Cormac McCarthy's Ex-Wife Jenny, where is your iPod

estela, Thursday, 9 January 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)

Genesis: In Too Deep

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 9 January 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

Tommy Tutone "867-5309/Jenny"

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

The Only Ones "Baby's Got A Gun"

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

cant wait to hear what the judge thinks of this

lj. 'hoover' egads (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

Genesis: In Too Deep

― kornrulez6969

genuine lol at this

balls, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

http://www.vice.com/read/whats-the-best-kind-of-gun-to-conceal-inside-your-ladyparts

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 9 January 2014 03:12 (eleven years ago)

Cormac McCarthy's Ex-Wife Jenny, where is your iPod

― estela, Thursday, January 9, 2014 1:23 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flawless victory

i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 9 January 2014 04:57 (eleven years ago)

Aerosmith "Jenny's Got A Gun"

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 9 January 2014 14:37 (eleven years ago)


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