If ever there was a story made for this type of thread, it's this.
Ex-wife of Cormac McCarthy pulled silver handgun from her genitals during argument with boyfriend over space aliens
Let's get the obvious one out of the way...
Kiss: Love Gun
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)
Also obvious:
Beatles - Happiness is a Warm Gun
― Disco Ebionite (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:46 (eleven years ago)
AC/DC - Shoot To Thrill
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)
anything by the sex pistols
― it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)
McCarthy’s boyfriend told investigators that following the argument McCarthy departed her Aventura Road residence. Upon returning to the home, he told deputies, McCarthy went into her bedroom and later emerged “wearing lingerie and a silver handgun in her vagina.” She then proceeded to “have inner course with the gun,” according to the court filing.
While using the gat as a sex toy, McCarthy reportedly asked her boyfriend, “Who is crazy, you or me?” The probable cause statement, drafted by Deputy Chris Zook, does not indicate whether McCarthy’s boyfriend dared to answer that query.
After removing the gun from her vagina, McCarthy pointed it at her boyfriend’s head, investigators charge. Fearing that he could get shot, the man grabbed the weapon from McCarthy and put it in the toilet.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:50 (eleven years ago)
Michael Johnathon - "Tacobell's Pee-shooter"
― bodacious ignoramus, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)
wait wait wait her name was Jenny... McCarthy?
― goole, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:54 (eleven years ago)
I wonder what her feelings are about immunizations.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)
she's officially the second craziest jenny mccarthy
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)
brinsley schwarz - silver pistol
― ian, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)
It's the least crazy thing someone called Jenny McCarthy has eve done tbh
xposts
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)
Britney Spears - A Piece Of Me
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)
Hawkwind - "Silver Machine"
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)
pat benatar - sex as a weapon
― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)
terry reid - bang bang
― ian, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:03 (eleven years ago)
anthrax- discharge
― lj. 'hoover' egads (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:05 (eleven years ago)
Rage Against the Machine - "Clam Like a Bomb"
― bodacious ignoramus, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)
guided by voices - pink gun
― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)
A story like this makes some fiction seem plausible.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:15 (eleven years ago)
Kool G Rap - #1 with a Bullet
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)
Beatles - "Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey"
― bodacious ignoramus, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:22 (eleven years ago)
My ex-wife used her vagina as a goddamn holster. Whilst disputing with her current paramour the affections of space aliens. While wearing lingerie in New Mexico. From where it was placed in her womansparts, she retrieved it and then pointed at the man and asked Who is crazy you or me?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)
When I first heard "Darling Nikki" in 8th grade, I assumed this is what Nikki was doing with a magazine.
― tbd (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:29 (eleven years ago)
speaking of prince:
apollonia 6 - sex shooter
― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, January 8, 2014 10:25 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
que bueno
― i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)
Teena Marie: Lips To Find You
― kornrulez6969, Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gQEDwjhaDE
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)
Sleater-Kinney: Dig Me Out
― kornrulez6969, Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:35 (eleven years ago)
if the incident had gone wrong: In Flagranti - Striking Ejaculation
― spacemindy, Thursday, 9 January 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)
Cormac McCarthy's Ex-Wife Jenny, where is your iPod
― estela, Thursday, 9 January 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)
Genesis: In Too Deep
― kornrulez6969, Thursday, 9 January 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)
Tommy Tutone "867-5309/Jenny"
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)
The Only Ones "Baby's Got A Gun"
cant wait to hear what the judge thinks of this
― lj. 'hoover' egads (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)
― kornrulez6969
genuine lol at this
― balls, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)
http://www.vice.com/read/whats-the-best-kind-of-gun-to-conceal-inside-your-ladyparts
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 9 January 2014 03:12 (eleven years ago)
― estela, Thursday, January 9, 2014 1:23 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
flawless victory
― i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 9 January 2014 04:57 (eleven years ago)
Aerosmith "Jenny's Got A Gun"
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 9 January 2014 14:37 (eleven years ago)