westboro baptist church pop song parodies

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who could forget wbc's rousing rendition of "god hates the world" or their electrifying performance of "god hates who u r" complete w/ ke$ha's backup dancers?

since it is hard to get any actual enjoyment out of these beyond how absurd they are (and how much effort seems to have been put into recording them - several even have music videos!) you may vote however you please: for the "best" or "worst" or "funniest title change" or "most patently ridiculous" or "most reprehensible" or whatever. i personally find foster the people's "666" to excel under several of those rubrics but what do YOU think

(the lyrics to all these and more, plus maybe recordings, are available here: http://www.godhatesfags.com/audio/index.html#parodiesPlaylist . many of the songs and videos are on youtube too)

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Paul Simon “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” -> “50 Ways to Eat Your Baby” 6
Woody Guthrie “This Land Is Your Land” -> “This Land Is Fag Land” 2
Johnny Cash “Ring of Fire” -> “Elizabeth (Taylor) in Fire” 1
The Beatles “Hey Jude” -> “Hey Jews” 1
Adele “Rolling in the Deep” -> “Rolling in the Heat” 0
Neil Diamond “Sweet Caroline” -> “Sweet Judgment Time” 0
Miley Cyrus “Can’t Be Tamed” -> “You’ll Be Blamed” 0
Michael Jackson “Beat It” -> “Read It” 0
Melissa Etheridge “Come to My Window” -> “Death in Your Window” 0
Queen “Bohemian Rhapsody” -> “Bohemian Tragedy” 0
Queen “Fat Bottomed Girls” -> “Fat Bottomed Whore” 0
Rick James “Super Freak” -> “Burning Freak” 0
Simon & Garfunkel “Scarborough Fair” -> “Satan’s Lair” 0
Styx “Renegade” -> “Reprobate” 0
The Carpenters “We’ve Only Just Begun” -> “He’s Only Just Begun” 0
USA for Africa "We Are the World" -> "God Hates the World" 0
Vanessa Williams “Save the Best for Last” -> “God Saved His Best Wrath for Last” 0
Whitney Houston “I Will Always Love You” -> “God Will Always Hate You” 0
Maroon 5 “This Love” -> “This Lust” 0
Luther Vandross “Dance With My Father” -> “A Glance from Our Father” 0
Lee Greenwood “God Bless the USA” -> “I’m Ashamed to Be an American” 0
Alicia Keys “Girl on Fire” -> “World on Fire” 0
Billy Idol “White Wedding” -> “Dyke Wedding” 0
Billy Joel “We Didn’t Start the Fire” -> “God Rained Down the Fire” 0
Carole King “I Feel the Earth Move” -> “You’ll Feel the Earth Move” 0
Dan Fogelberg “Run for the Roses” -> “Run to Our Savior” 0
Elton John “Philadelphia Freedom” -> “Philadelphia Treason” 0
Foster the People “Pumped Up Kicks” -> “666” 0
Garth Brooks “The Thunder Rolls” -> “The Terror Rolls” 0
Gloria Gaynor “I Will Survive” -> “You Won’t Survive” 0
Gorillaz “Feel Good, Inc.” -> “Fear God, Inc.” 0
Green Day “American Idiot” -> “American Sodomite” 0
Jay-Z feat. UGK "Big Pimpin'" -> "Big Fibbin'" 0
Katy Perry “Hot n Cold” -> “Lukewarm” 0
Ke$ha “We R Who We R” – “God Hates Who You Are” 0
Lady Gaga "Poker Face" -> "No Poker Face" 0
Lady Gaga feat. Beyoncé “Telephone” -> “Ever Burn” 0
other 0


dyl, Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:23 (eleven years ago)

"50 Ways to Eat Your Baby"

Eric H., Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)

“American Sodomite”

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

No way I'm clicking through but it seems hard to argue with Eric's pick.

pariah newsletter (seandalai), Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

couldn't be anything other than "God Hates the World," but shoutout to "Elizabeth (Taylor) in Fire"

charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

That's a Morrissey song, isn't it?

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:31 (eleven years ago)

also seems very important that this gets sung as the "na-na" chorus of Hey Jude:

Hey evil reprobate Jews,
God hates you,
You Christ-killers!

charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)

"50 Ways to Eat Your Baby"

― Eric H., Thursday, February 6, 2014 7:24 PM (8 minutes ago)

^^ This one.

emil.y, Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)

1 this land is fag land
2 god will always hate you
3 hey jews

k3vin k., Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)

lol even the wbc has covered hallelujah

1staethyr, Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)

their parody of morning has broken is especially deranged btw

1staethyr, Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)

wait...these are real...

k3vin k., Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

Billy Idol “White Wedding” -> “Dyke Wedding”

Feel like this could be cool if it was covered by Pansy Division or Heavens to Betsy.

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 February 2014 20:07 (eleven years ago)

this would be the ultimate mixtape after you get hardsonned

wilful brony (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 6 February 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

don't feel able to do this justice by trying to describe it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Bat4SQxxE

wilful brony (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 6 February 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

“Rolling in the Heat”
“World on Fire”
“God Rained Down the Fire”
“Philadelphia Treason”
“666”
“The Terror Rolls”
“You Won’t Survive”
“American Sodomite”
“God Hates Who You Are”
“Ever Burn”
“I’m Ashamed to Be an American”
“Death in Your Window”
“You’ll Be Blamed”
“50 Ways to Eat Your Baby”
“Bohemian Tragedy”
"Fat Bottomed Whore”
“Burning Freak”
“Satan’s Lair”
“Reprobate”
"God Hates the World"
“God Saved His Best Wrath for Last”
“God Will Always Hate You”

^^ hell of a grind comp right there

an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)

Anal Cunt song titles aren't funny anymore

raggett neds of your summer dress (The Reverend), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 04:08 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 13 February 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)


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