Then I saw her faceNow I'm a burritoWith just a traceof cilantro and lime I'm at lunchYeah I'm a burritoyou couldn't eat it if you tried
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:03 (eleven years ago)
Will you guys perform at Derek Jeter's Taco Hole? y/n?
― an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)
Eat up rice and beansOh what can it meanto a tortilla eaterwho don't love sour cream
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)
Boom, just get me Ricky Schroeder and we can sell out Music Hall of Williamsburg in a day.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:21 (eleven years ago)
Jaleel White's frozen food-themed Ramones cover band:
Twenty Twenty Twenty-four seconds to goI want a pizza bagelNothin to do nowhere to go oh ohI want a pizza bagelPizza in the morningPizza in the nightWhen pizza's on a bagelIt's pizza anytimeNo no no no nooooh
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 14:55 (eleven years ago)
Dog Marley
― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 15:14 (eleven years ago)