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Saw her on the front of Sleaze Nation and she's looking quite bootylicious deez days. According to some fashionisdick twap, it's because she's not eating as many peanut MnMs as she used to. But yeah, i would.

― Sean F, Friday, 18 October 2002 14:37 (twenty-three years ago)

i agree she looks nummy. i'd let her...

― bob zemko (bob), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

She's too skinny now. She's starting to look like Kelly Rowland! (No, I concede, that's not a bad thing, but I thot zaftig Missy was hot!)

― Jody Beth Rosen, Friday, 18 October 2002 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

good god, i just googled this and that CAN NOT POSSIBLY BE MISSY ELLIOT SAY IT AINT SO PLEASE DEAR GOD

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Does this mean we're going to have to put up with crap rants from fat riot grrls if the NME goes and writes an article about how SMALL Missy Elliot's arse is now?

― kate, Friday, 18 October 2002 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

The thing was, I never noticed Missy as being heavy in the first place! Then everyone said so and I was all, "She is? Er, okay." Strange.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.sleazenation.com/images/cover.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen, Friday, 18 October 2002 17:07 (twenty-three years ago)

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― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:13 (twenty-three years ago)

What? Why is she trying to look like the gormless one out of Destiny's Child?

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Because she wants to feel sexy and she's sick of everybody talking about how big her ass is, DUH!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Did she not always feel sexy, though?

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

those seem like pretty crap reasons to me, tracer. (i mean, the first is okay, but not if it means "i want to feel sexy because sexy = the skinny, gormless one* from destiny's child.")

(*haha take yr pick.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 October 2002 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Because she wants to feel sexy and she's sick of everybody talking about how big her ass is

Ba-dunk-a-dunk-dunk?

― Nate Patrin, Friday, 18 October 2002 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I dunno that's just what I always figure when slightly overweight people that I know go crazy with exercising/dieting, maybe I'm wrong. I make no judgement about the crapness or not of that line of thinking, I mean it's their body. Believe me I thought she was sexy to begin with, but I bet no matter what she does to herself her ass is going to still "donk-a-donk-donk" so it's all good.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 18 October 2002 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Since when did "gormless" get redefined to mean "YUM YUM GIMME SOME"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

That's her 'sex me and i go blah blah blah' face. Or perhaps her 'yurrrrf frimmy dippit nayamaaf frenoo' face. Can we compile an ILM endorsed Missy dictionary?

― SeanF, Saturday, 19 October 2002 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

still, though:

:'(

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 19 October 2002 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I think we've already had that thread, Dan.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 19 October 2002 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't fret Jess her arse still goes BOOOM! when she takes off her thong

― SeanF, Saturday, 19 October 2002 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah - note how the picture tactfully does not feature her arse.

― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 19 October 2002 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

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It's Yurrrrrf Frimmy Dippit Nayamaaf Frenoo

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