Saddam's Lijstje

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They Threw Us All In A Trench And Stuck A Monument On Top van Liars is zo'n titel, Caveman van The Cramps, dat soort dingen. Go!

Guuz H (Guuz H), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Zijn favoriete artiest moet in ieder geval Nick Cave zijn.

Christiaan, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Of Frank Beard van ZZ Top. Of Jim Beard. Of Spock's Beard. Of De Vettige Matjes.

Guuz H (Guuz H), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

in ieder geval niet suicide

ik gun hem:
kollaps van neubauten
my life in the bush of ghosts
alle duiven op de saddam

joost heijthuijsen, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Ik vond Saddam leuker toen 'ie nog underground was.

Martijn Grooten (martijng), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Sleater-Kinney, Dig me out en vervolgens Call the doctor :-)
Smog, Knock knock
Monkey Mafia, Shoot the boss
Dump, A plea for tenderness
Lambchop, I hope you're sitting down
Lullaby For The Working Class, I never even asked for light
Dancing Hoods, Hallelujah anyway

En natuurlijk...
dEUS, In a hole under the ground

Ike (ike), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Poison van de Gravediggers

Nanne Tepper (Nanne Tepper), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Deze draad heeft nu al een flinke baard.

Jasper van Vugt, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Al die dood en de duivel niet duchten
Moeten mannen met baarden zijn
saddam, Pier, Tjores en Corneel
Die hebben baarden, die hebben baarden
saddam, Pier, Tjores en Corneel
Die hebben baarden, zij varen mee

joost heijthuijsen, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Okkervil River - War Criminal Rises And Speaks, alhoewel dat waarschijnlijk eerder over Bush gaat.

Thijs (zilverberg.tk), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

'The american way of dying' van The Hard Feelings

Nanne Tepper (Nanne Tepper), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Diggin' in the Dirt van Peter Gabriel

Guuz H (Guuz H), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

the Beatles - Mean Mr. Mustard

willem (willem), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Deaf as a bat - The Jesus Lizard

Nanne Tepper (Nanne Tepper), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Survival Of The Fittest - Mobb Deep

Nanne Tepper (Nanne Tepper), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

don't drink poison van desert sessions

joost heijthuijsen, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Git Up, Git Out - Outkast

Nanne Tepper (Nanne Tepper), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

What's Missing - Bedhead

Nanne Tepper (Nanne Tepper), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

The Cellar Song - Palace Brothers

Nanne Tepper (Nanne Tepper), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Ik geloof dat Frank Sinatra zijn favoriete zanger is. Dus iets van Frank Sinatra. Help! Wat?

Nicole (StarShine), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

don't give up- basement jaxx

joost heijthuijsen, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

It'll be lonely this Christmas - Mud

Nanne Tepper (Nanne Tepper), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Slayer: Here Comes the Pain.
Timesbold: It's Been a Fine Time
Magnetic Fields: the Cactus Where You're Heart Should Be

Roger Teeling (Roger Teeling), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Alle Desert Sessions, natuurlijk.

Thijs (zilverberg.tk), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll never be the same - Frank Sinatra

Nanne Tepper (Nanne Tepper), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

T. Rex - Life's a Gas

willem (willem), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Trapped Inside The Rage Of Jahwell - Son Of Bazerk

Nanne Tepper (Nanne Tepper), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Iggy & the Stooges - Death Trip
(me with you, you with me, we're going down in history)

willem (willem), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Frank Zappa: You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
Frank Zappa: Let's Make the Water Turn Black
Queen: Great King Rat
Judas Priest: Victim of Changes
Celtic Frost: Dethroned Emperor
Alec Empire: Kick Some Dirt
Firewater: When I Burn This Place Down
PJ Harvey: Rid of Me
Lambchop: King of Nothing Never
Manowar: Warlord
Nine Inch Nails: a Warm Place
Michael Nyman: Endgame
Nomeansno: Kill Everyone Now

Roger Teeling (Roger Teeling), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Elbow - Fugitive Motel
Kettel - No Comfort at all

Ludo (Ludo), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The Guilty Have No Past - Death in June

jnhk (jnhk), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

my morning jackett: ill be there when you die

slunz, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

The Jam- Going Underground
PE- Caught, can we get a witness?
Parliament-Deep
Freddy King - Hideway
Cannonball Adderley- Why am I treated so bad?
Chemical bros- Dig your own hole
Kinks- You really got me
Kinks - Set me free

timmyhectic (timmyhectic), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Chemical bros- Dig your own hole

LOL!

Guuz H (Guuz H), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Eenzame Kerst van Hazes.

Maurice, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Sinatra?
I'll Never Be the Same
Here's to the Losers
I Gotta Right to Sing the Blues
Can't We Be Friends?
en als Kofi Annan zijn zin krijgt:
That's Life

Peter Abelsen (Peter Abelsen), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Of: It was a very good year?

Els (Aurora), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

The Gecko Brothers - Lock 'm Away

Paul van Dijk (ck666), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Deze zijn volgens mij niet genoemd:
Peter Pan Speedrock- de Schoppenaas
Alice Cooper- How you gonna see me now?
Evil Superstars- Your dump or mine
Golden Earring- Radar Love

Hotel Lives (Hotel Lives), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Geen plaat, maar ik vond Saddam erg op de Ol' Dirty Bastard lijken zoals die op de hoes van N***a please stond afgebeeld.

Michel (Michel), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

REM - Underneath the Bunker
ZZ Top - kies maar een nummer, het gaat natuurlijk meer om de band zelf
Lionel Ritchie - Hello (is it me you're looking for?)
Jamiroquai - Deeper Underground
Chemical Brothers - Dig your own hole

En een zoekopdracht naar het woord Beard in een song leverde dit op:
Fu Manchu - Weird Beard

Andre Kuijpers (Andre Kuijpers), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Waarbij ik er net achter kom dat de Chemicals al genoemd waren....

Andre Kuijpers (Andre Kuijpers), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Todd Rundgren - Can We Still Be Friends?

The Clash - I Fought The Law
B&S - Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
Powder - Shave Me
Eric B. & Rakim - Casualties Of War
Fleetwood Mac - Peacekeeper

Ariën Rasmijn (Ariën), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The Chemical Brothers - Exit Planet Dust

Norbert Pek (Norbert Pek), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

The Chemical Brothers - Surrender :)

Andre Kuijpers (Andre Kuijpers), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The CIA is trying to kill me - Non Phixion
Cave Bitch - Ice Cube
en de nieuwe ol'd Dirty heet natuurlijk... Dirt McGirt!! haha

ruderoy, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Dans Je De Hele Nacht Met Mij!

Keesje, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Heb Je Even Voor Mij!

Keesje, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Mr. Blue!

Keesje, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Vlieg Met Mij Mee Naar De Regenboog!

Keesje, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I Wanna Be Your Dog!

Keesje, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

No No No THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE IS NO LIMOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keesje, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

David Bowie - "Life on Mars" i.v.m. inhoud van Saddams koelkast...

Olaf K., Wednesday, 17 December 2003 08:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Kelis - Caught Out There (het I Hate You So Much Right Now zal dan richting Saddams tweede vrouw zijn, of andersom)

GzZz (Gzz), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

african head charge- my life in a hole in the ground

joost heijthuijsen, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

SADAM's HITLIST


is dat niet een betere naam voor deze thread?

anjou (anjou), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

sadDam met double D that is, like in Mad Sam

anjou (anjou), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Ik moet binnenkort draaien op een kinky sci-fi-feest in Paradiso. Dresscode: 'outta space'. Heel verleidelijk natuurlijk om dit jaar als Jabba The Scut te gaan he?

Hotel Lives (Hotel Lives), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I Did It My Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Keesje, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Deep in the Hole (Masters of Reality)

Martijn ter Haar (wmterhaar), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Diamanda Galas: Ain't No Grave Can Hold My Body Down

Roger Teeling (Roger Teeling), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Hell Awaits... Slayer
Angel of Death... Slayer
Hij was maar ´n Clown... Ben C.
Kiele Kiele Koeweit... Vader A.
Ace of Spades... Modderhead


Marthè, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

It's A Small World After All [door dat Disney-kinderkoor]

Mug (Mug), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Desert Sessions 1 - Cowards way out
Desert Sessions 5 - Punkrock caveman living in a prehistoric age
Desert Sessions 6 - Take me to your leader

Eigenlijk is alles van de DS wel toepasselijk.

jeroen (jeroen), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Gil Scott Heron's - B Movie

anjou (anjou), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs - The Hair On My Chinny Chin Chin

Zornik - The Place Where You Will Find Us (albumtitel, maar wel toepasselijk)

oratonastick, Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Gwar - Saddam a go-go

Gregory Isaacs - Rude Boy Saddam

Merciless - Saddam B-day Party

Pocket Fishmen - Go go Saddam Hussein

Twenty Brothers - Saddamn

ronnie B, Thursday, 18 December 2003 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so bored with the USA - the ramones
was altijd wel van toepassing

Paul van Dijk (ck666), Thursday, 18 December 2003 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

@Paul: I'm so bored... is natuurlijk niet van de Ramones, maar van de Clash.
Sinatra song: Let me try again

Jerry Goossens (Jerry G.), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Alice In Chains - Down In A Hole

en in het verlengde van Todd Rundgren, maar als track eigenlijk veel leuker: War - Why Can't We Be Friends?

Ariën Rasmijn (Ariën), Thursday, 18 December 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"B” Movie

Well, the first thing I want to say is…”Mandate my ass!”
Because it seems as though we’ve been convinced that 26% of the registered voters, not even 26% of the American people, but 26% of the registered voters form a mandate – or a landslide. 21% voted for Skippy and 3, 4% voted for somebody else who might have been running.

But, oh yeah, I remember. In this year that we have now declared the year from Shogun to Reagan, I remember what I said about Reagan…meant it. Acted like an actor…Hollyweird. Acted like a liberal. Acted like General Franco when he acted like governor of California, then he acted like a republican. Then he acted like somebody was going to vote for him for president. And now we act like 26% of the registered voters is actually a mandate. We’re all actors in this I suppose.

What has happened is that in the last 20 years, America has changed from a producer to a consumer. And all consumers know that when the producer names the tune…the consumer has got to dance. That’s the way it is. We used to be a producer – very inflexible at that, and now we are consumers and, finding it difficult to understand. Natural resources and minerals will change your world. The Arabs used to be in the 3rd World. They have bought the 2nd World and put a firm down payment on the 1st one. Controlling your resources will control your world. This country has been surprised by the way the world looks now. They don’t know if they want to be Matt Dillon or Bob Dylan. They don’t know if they want to be diplomats or continue the same policy - of nuclear nightmare diplomacy. John Foster Dulles ain’t nothing but the name of an airport now.

The idea concerns the fact that this country wants nostalgia. They want to go back as far as they can – even if it’s only as far as last week. Not to face now or tomorrow, but to face backwards. And yesterday was the day of our cinema heroes riding to the rescue at the last possible moment. The day of the man in the white hat or the man on the white horse - or the man who always came to save America at the last moment – someone always came to save America at the last moment – especially in “B” movies. And when America found itself having a hard time facing the future, they looked for people like John Wayne. But since John Wayne was no longer available, they settled for Ronald Reagan – and it has placed us in a situation that we can only look at – like a “B” movie.

Come with us back to those inglorious days when heroes weren’t zeros. Before fair was square. When the cavalry came straight away and all-American men were like Hemingway to the days of the wondrous “B” movie. The producer underwritten by all the millionaires necessary will be Casper “The Defensive” Weinberger – no more animated choice is available. The director will be Attila the Haig, running around frantically declaring himself in control and in charge. The ultimate realization of the inmates taking over at the asylum. The screenplay will be adapted from the book called “Voodoo Economics” by George “Papa Doc” Bush. Music by the “Village People” the very military "Macho Man."

“Company!!!”
“Macho, macho man!”
“ Two-three-four.”
“ He likes to be – well, you get the point.”
“Huuut! Your left! Your left! Your left…right, left, right, left, right…!”

A theme song for saber-rallying and selling wars door-to-door. Remember, we’re looking for the closest thing we can find to John Wayne. Clichés abound like kangaroos – courtesy of some spaced out Marlin Perkins, a Reagan contemporary. Clichés like, “itchy trigger finger” and “tall in the saddle” and “riding off or on into the sunset.” Clichés like, “Get off of my planet by sundown!” More so than clichés like, “he died with his boots on.” Marine tough the man is. Bogart tough the man is. Cagney tough the man is. Hollywood tough the man is. Cheap stick tough. And Bonzo’s substantial. The ultimate in synthetic selling: A Madison Avenue masterpiece – a miracle – a cotton-candy politician…Presto! Macho!

“Macho, macho man!”

Put your orders in America. And quick as Kodak your leaders duplicate with the accent being on the dupe - cause all of a sudden we have fallen prey to selective amnesia - remembering what we want to remember and forgetting what we choose to forget. All of a sudden, the man who called for a blood bath on our college campuses is supposed to be Dudley “God-damn” Do-Right?

“You go give them liberals hell Ronnie.” That was the mandate. To the new “Captain Bly” on the new ship of fools. It was doubtlessly based on his chameleon performance of the past - as a liberal democrat – as the head of the Studio Actor’s Guild. When other celluloid saviors were cringing in terror from McCarthy – Ron stood tall. It goes all the way back from Hollywood to hillbilly. From liberal to libelous, from “Bonzo” to Birch idol…born again. Civil rights, women’s rights, gay rights…it’s all wrong. Call in the cavalry to disrupt this perception of freedom gone wild. God damn it…first one wants freedom, then the whole damn world wants freedom.

Nostalgia, that’s what we want…the good ol’ days…when we gave’em hell. When the buck stopped somewhere and you could still buy something with it. To a time when movies were in black and white – and so was everything else. Even if we go back to the campaign trail, before six-gun Ron shot off his face and developed hoof-in-mouth. Before the free press went down before full-court press. And were reluctant to review the menu because they knew the only thing available was – Crow.

Lon Chaney, our man of a thousand faces - no match for Ron. Doug Henning does the make-up - special effects from Grecian Formula 16 and Crazy Glue. Transportation furnished by the David Rockefeller of Remote Control Company. Their slogan is, “Why wait for 1984? You can panic now...and avoid the rush.”

So much for the good news…

As Wall Street goes, so goes the nation. And here’s a look at the closing numbers – racism’s up, human rights are down, peace is shaky, war items are hot - the House claims all ties. Jobs are down, money is scarce – and common sense is at an all-time low with heavy trading. Movies were looking better than ever and now no one is looking because, we’re starring in a “B” movie. And we would rather have John Wayne…we would rather have John Wayne.

"You don’t need to be in no hurry.
You ain’t never really got to worry.
And you don’t need to check on how you feel.
Just keep repeating that none of this is real.
And if you’re sensing, that something’s wrong,
Well just remember, that it won’t be too long
Before the director cuts the scene…yea."

“This ain’t really your life,
Ain’t really your life,
Ain’t really ain’t nothing but a movie.”

[Refrain repeated about 25 times or more in an apocalyptic crescendo with a military cadence.]

“This ain’t really your life,
Ain’t really your life,
Ain’t really ain’t nothing but a movie.”

anjou (anjou), Thursday, 18 December 2003 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

now more actual then ever of in t frans l'histoire ce repete toujours!

anjou (anjou), Thursday, 18 December 2003 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Daryll Ann - Surely Justice

jeroen (jeroen), Friday, 19 December 2003 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Iets van ZZ Top wellicht?

John Prop (John Prop), Saturday, 20 December 2003 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

We moeten deze topic maar sluiten, want alles is al zo'n 30 keer het zelfde gezegd

Hotel Lives (Hotel Lives), Saturday, 20 December 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

New Model Army - No rest for the wicked
Blind Lemon Jefferson – Prison cell blues
Primal Scream - Kill all hippies
80's matchbox b-line disaster - whack of shit
(s)addamski - killer
Smiths - It's over
The Saints - This perfect day
The Standells - Why pick on me
Mudhoney - Baby, can you dig the light
Arab Strap - Hello daylight
AC/DC - bad boy boogie
Angels of light - Public embarrassment blues
The Fall - My new house
Suede – Have you ever been this low?
Mogwai – Hunted by a freak

Marcel Verhoeven (Marcel Verhoeven), Saturday, 20 December 2003 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

The Fall - (WE WISH YOU) A PROTEIN CHRISTMAS

Christmas time
No bells around
Christmas time
Muffled and knocked down

Marcel Verhoeven (Marcel Verhoeven), Saturday, 20 December 2003 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Black Sabbath - War Pigs

of een draai aan een bestaande titel

Altar - ...and God created Saddam for his mistakes

In Motion, Saturday, 27 December 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Mud Shack (B-52's)

A Good Tyrant is Hard to Find (F. Sharkey)

Smells Like Truth Spirits (Nirvana)

Shamelessly Crap Puns, Thursday, 1 January 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)


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