Items you could never wear

Wife beaters!

Aviators!

Wallet chain!

lol those three things are like a uniform for some people

shoes, men's shoes, with a buckle or buckles. ack!

I really don't think I could wear a baja

cosine the buckles on shoes. Horrible.

I think they look great with knickers.

ok that's really not an image i needed

In the English speaking world, in particular United Kingdom, Ireland, some Commonwealth countries, and occasionally in United States, knickers is a word that is used to describe women's and occasionally (but quite rarely) men's underpants and undergarments, women's lingerie, and for sports pants sportswear. In the United States it more commonly used as a short form for Knickerbockers, a type of golfing pants, also called Plus fours.

http://rochesterbargolf.com/images/knickers.jpg

http://www.buffalobreathcostumes.com/wolthuis.aspx?productid=930&size=medium

like i said

either way

meant women's panties, natch

hi guys!!!!

I have such a list of these.

Pink
Yellow
shorts
sneakers/tennis shoes
athletic wear of any sort unless I am actually exercising (I don't exercise really anyway)
baggy pants
capri pants
pants in general really, I don't have much beyond a couple pairs of skinny jeans
anything too hippie (poncho, bells etc)
anything patterned (exception: stripey tops and tights)
anything navy or white unless it's a really good band t-shirt
any shade of brown (including gold trim/hardware/jewelry)
open-toed shoes
shoes that are not black (would make an exception for the right red or silver)

this sounds kind of awful but it is easy to get dressed I guess

I probably share like 80% of those, teeny. I'm a red, white, and black dresser; haet brown, esp brown shoes. I make exceptions for patterns I like but florals are almost always a terrible idea (for me). Etc.!

Hi Teeny :-)

I won't wear shorts, capris (my legs are too short for them), or hair dye.

My hangup with capris is they're so Mormon. BYU won't let you wear shorts on campus so all the girls wear capris, making them look prematurely old, IMO.

Tho I have super short friends who appreciate the existence of capris as regular length pants.

i only wear capris that are just below the knee, and only with cute shoes
looks cute and 50s rather than sad and 00s

Yeah I am thinking the ones that are 4 or 5 inches above your ankle that have like elastic toggles, and cargo pockets, things like that, are the unwearable ones.

Tho I have super short friends who appreciate the existence of capris as regular length pants.

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, November 14, 2010 5:27 PM (20 minutes ago)

you don't have to be super short to appreciate these - you just need to have a bit too much junk in the trunk ... and thighs

would rather walk barefoot over broken glass and used needles than wear Crocs

i only wear capris that are just below the knee, and only with cute shoes
looks cute and 50s rather than sad and 00s

Those are called pedal pushers, and I do wear those on occasion. Regular capris make my legs look even shorter than they are. (I'm a 5'6" woman with the legs of a 4'11" one.)

you don't have to be super short to appreciate these - you just need to have a bit too much junk in the trunk ... and thighs

<old joke>

"Capri is an island, not a continent!"

</old joke>

http://www.lupashoes.net/l/Skechers-Shape-Ups-Optimize-11801-BBK.jpg

Skechers Shape-Ups
the ugly shoes that say "I think I'm fat!"

Hopefully no one here owns a pair...ok.

Also, I am a little incredulous that they actually do anything, you know?

they protect the soles of your feet from the longest rusty tetanus nails, but not much else i don't think
pokey shards of glass, i guess

* when you step in poop, it will be an inch or two further away from your actual foot/sock

* raises the hem of those elastic waistband pants you like so much and ensures that they don't drag in the dirt when you walk

* sort of has that creeper look so when you get them at the thrift you can lie and say you're going for a certain aesthetic instead of just wearing ugly used shoes

I had a pair of MBTs when I was a floor nurse. I don't think they toned my ass or anything, but they make you so much taller than if you were wearing regular sneakers.

Woah I just saw this thread but Abs Ive got to say a rocked the crochet poncho in the 70s and my secret wish is that it comes back in style for adults.

kkvgz i only wear dark wash flares or bellbottoms. my ankle width of choice: 23"

what i would never wear: jeggings. It seems logical to me that if something makes a size 0 models look fat they probably aren't going to work for me.

if something says 'chambray' i jump back like a poltergeist hand just came through my tv

i only started even considering tunics. being short is a style hazard.

― The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Wednesday, November 3, 2010 9:37 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark

Australians have this problem where they have short legs and really long torsos. I recently discovered instead of buying gigantic tops i can buy tops from the 'tall' section and 30" pants. GOD BLESS AMERICA

Those shape up shoes are clinically proven to do nothing.

I feel like I can't wear red lipstick because it makes my teeth look like a row of yellow yellow corn kernels.

You just need to find the right red! "True" reds like Cherries in the Snow or whatever look fucsia on me and make my teeth look yellow, but an orangey red looks pretty good.

I am sure I could wear glittery shirts with plastic shiny crap sewed all over the neckline* and those shirts/dresses that look like somebody tried to iron on a decal but the shirt was folded up so not all of it got covered by the pattern, but I won't. Shapeless, v-neck t-shirts make me look automatically 15 years older than I am. I hate shorts, although I did recently cut off a pair of jeans at just-below-the-knee length and I guess they look okay.

*I was wandering through the women's plus size sale racks at Macy's last week and it hit me that clothing designers must think fat women's lives are nothing but disco parties 24/7 because there is no other explanation for all of the sequins and shiny bullshit. I mean, it's been years with that shit. When will it end? WHEN WILL IT END???

Leather vests

moccasins

somebody tried to iron on a decal but the shirt was folded up so not all of it got covered by the pattern

Lolling so hard at this. Or someone ironed a decal on a shirt that was already PLAID!

http://s7.sears.com/is/image/Sears/040D3687000?hei=600&wid=600&op_sharpen=1

clothing designers must think fat women's lives are nothing but disco parties 24/7 because there is no other explanation for all of the sequins and shiny bullshit.

OMFG YES!!! I always thought that it was a sign of contempt for heavy women -- like "LOL you're as big as a Christmas tree, I will make clothes for you that make you look like a Christmas tree!"

if something says 'chambray' i jump back like a poltergeist hand just came through my tv

― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Saturday, June 11, 2011 4:46 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark

Watching the X-files the other night I found myself saying outloud, "Nice Chambray buttondwon Scully." She may have even been wearing a turtleneck under it.

oops - button-down

I feel like I can't wear red lipstick because it makes my teeth look like a row of yellow yellow corn kernels.

You just need to find the right red! "True" reds like Cherries in the Snow or whatever look fucsia on me and make my teeth look yellow, but an orangey red looks pretty good.

I think blue-based reds are supposed to make your teeth look whiter.

I can't wear red lipstick at all because my lips are too big and I look like a clown.

the WORST uniform I ever had to wear was a short sleeved chambray button down that was only available in men's sizes and only L and XL. I am a rather small person, and we were required to TUCK IN our work shirts, so I had this almost knee length shirt with sleeves that went past my elbows crammed into my cords. It was ATROCIOUS and v uncomfortable. I looked like someone had shrunk me with a lazer gun but I was still wearing my very old very ugly clothes.

clothing designers must think fat women's lives are nothing but disco parties 24/7 because there is no other explanation for all of the sequins and shiny bullshit

my wife got a gift certificate to this really clubbed out mall store. total euro trash clothing. she figured why not go look, maybe she can find something tastefull. she was trying on some jeans and she noticed some shiny bedazzled shit on the ass pockets. she said no thanks, but the salesperson said to her "no really. think of it like this. you're in the club and the light hits your ass like pow and that guy notices. these pants are hot". she gave him back his pants and threw away the GC

and the light hits your ass like pow
hahaha

POW!

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lol lech one summer when I was working at my parents restaurant my mom decided our summer uniform would be short-sleeved mens chambray shirts and khakis. Of course they also had to be tucked in. I found of a picture of me wearing that recently. It was AWFUL. I was not very happy with her that summer.

When the light hits your ass
like a big pizza pow
that's a gift-card

Eg. http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/82281-lupita-nyongo-wins-2015-sag-awards-red-carpet-in-elie-saab-gown-pics/1422238343_lupita-nyong-o-zoom-03.jpg

She could wear anything, on or out, and still look amazing.

Alas, I am a woman with a nice rack, if I do say so myself.

you are otm! I am v fond of v necks due to rackage + a short neck

otm

Maybe V-necks got American Apparel-ized and that's why everyone hates them? Not sure. They're my favorite bc I dislike being choked also I am short and welcome vertical lines.

^^^^

V necks are the most flattering for the larger boobed among us to wear for sure. I am medium of boob size and prefer either a deep scoop or V.

Overall though boatnecks are my favorite because I love how classic they are and because they help balance out my shoulder and hips.

this is the dumbest most pointless garment i have seen in a long time
i have no idea what its purpose is other than to make one's chest look like felix the cat
http://g.nordstromimage.com/ImageGallery/store/product/Large/19/_11971079.jpg

it was billed as a "bralette" which i thought was supposed to be a functional garment/a small bra

i loathe shopping

is that a fetish garment? like a slightly more demure spanking skirt for boobs?

Idk!! I found it in the everyday bra selection and was like o_O

Bras are kind of weird now, that's what I gathered