haha it's such a douche power move
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
"I have agreed to go to meetings for sex addiction, since clothing and sex for me have become one."
I read this on the first flight of my vacation last week and have been resisting the temptation to post it ever since. Thanks, guys.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
sex tourism
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
Still looking around at the crowd, noticing across the runway at least twenty-five attendees from China, the Wild West for high fashion, I feel the insecure contradiction of pride and self-doubt.
buzz does look like a chinese teenager who dressed himself by shopping exclusively at 西单 in beijing
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
I bought some pretty nice new clothing over the weekend and kind of reveled in it. Perhaps this was a substitute for other types of debauchery?
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
what the hell is this shit
― Darth Icky (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link
im also pretty sure this article is grounds for getting buzz's personal stylist who works at gucci fired
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
it's mostly about finding and wearing pants that give you erections xp
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
The Divine Stylist, born in Iran and given her wonderfully fiery temperament, would do a sushi on them if they gave any remote indication of encroachment.
i think yer mixing yer cultural metaphors & stereotypes buzz
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
it sounds like she is shitting on ppl who get too close
― Darth Icky (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
DJP if u are reading this article for the first time like i am, i recommend this be your soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
dayo otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
There was a phase in my life in the mid-1980s, after a year at Harvard on a journalism fellowship, that I took to wearing bow ties.
well... of course
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
I read the first page and went O_O and now I'm afraid to go back because I expect to loudly guffaw and that's not a good look when you're in a cubicle
― Darth Icky (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
i'm surprised he didnt' just take hundreds of photos of himself in leather ballhuggers holding giant Price Is Right price tags
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
there are several things I want from my pants and none of those things is "an erection"
― Darth Icky (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
you're doing it wrong then
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
somehow I don't think I am
OH
MY
GOD
― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
what the shit
is "do a sushi" a common colloquialism
― A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
as a simple exercise im gonna do a find and replace of 'buy/purchase' with 'masturbate'... lets see the results
I went on favorite websites day and night—Gucci, Net-a-Porter, Neiman Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue, Burberry, Ralph Lauren, Vince, Shopbop, ShopStyle, and, later on, Mr Porter and Moda Operandi. I masturbated in the morning when I should have been writing, and it did ramp me up to help me write. I masturbated in bed at night, happy that the melancholia of the day was over and I had somehow gotten through it and deserved a little extra. If there was an item that I had somehow warded off in the morning, I masturbated. If something caught my eye, gave me the slightest rush, I hit the "masturbate now" button. I masturbated with my cell phone while waiting to have lunch with someone, or dinner, or a drink. I masturbated while I was having lunch with someone, or dinner, or a drink, happy when they went to the bathroom so I could finish the transaction without interruption.
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
OK, for some reason in the middle of all of this Elmo's double post at 11:22 is killing me.
Buzz.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
If something caught my eye, gave me the slightest rush, I hit the "masturbate now" button.
the existence of this button would destroy civilization
― Darth Icky (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
Using the name "Buzz Boy," he hosted a daily radio talk show on WPHT Philadelphia 1210 with Steve "Steve Man" Martorano.
On Oct. 8, 2012, Buzz endorsed Mitt Romney for president.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
the greatest evidence of buzz bissinger's psychosis is not that he has spent $600,000 on leather clothes, but that he can afford to spend $600,000 on leather clothes and still chose to host a daily radio talk show in philadelphia
― A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahah
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
I bought dozens of boots, some with a flat or low heel that any man can wear, some with five-inch heels that only a man with real balls could wear.
getting kenan vibes
― Heyman (crüt), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
still chose to host a daily radio talk show in philadelphia
― A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
as someone from philly, this is otm + it hurts me
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
I was getting a 'balls' vibe
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha curtis
― A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
okay you guys, I really do try to be open-minded and accepting/tolerant of the harmless foibles of others, but:
Think it's easy to be different in America? Try something as benign as wearing stretch leather leggings or knee-high boots if you are a man.
the knowledge that I am not as liberal or accepting as I would like to be is drowning in a sea of belly lols
― Darth Icky (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
I expect you to be wearing exactly that the next time I see you.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
I could totally get away with wearing stretch leather leggings to YYYs
however I am certain my balls would melt
― Darth Icky (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
Think it's easy to be a woman in America? Try wearing pretty much anything.
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
it's not so much a man wearing these items
it's really only 100% that it's BUZZ assface BISSINGER wearing them that makes me deliriously happy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
I like turning around and seeing the poor lost souls in the gulag of the higher rows. I hope they hate me, chattering chipmunks trying to figure out who the fuck is this poseur, or however it's said in Fashion Italian. Then again, I don't see them dressed to kill, in an $8,000 Gucci pony-hair jacket that no one else in the U.S. has and wax-coated black jeans, shiny and sheeny and sizzling.
his jeans are on fire?
― Darth Icky (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
I apologize if everyone else has already covered all of this, I just need an outlet since I can't scream with laughter at work
i think the real joy of this piece is seeing everyone's reactions in real time
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
dressed to kill in a pony hair jacket
tee hee
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
xx-post - You kind of have to wear leather leggins to that show now. Seriously though.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link
leather leggings are fun and cool, just... maybe not a wise choice if you're a man pushing 60
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
ilxor males need to adopt buzz as their style spirit animal
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
Still looking around at the crowd, noticing across the runway at least twenty-five attendees from China, the Wild West for high fashion, I feel the insecure contradiction of pride and self-doubt. I look good. I do belong, but briefs from Jockey are taking away a little edge: At least no one can see them. Everything else I am wearing—the jacket, the pants, the scarf, the boots—has been chosen in careful consultation with my sales associate at the Gucci flagship store in New York, whom I think of as the Divine Stylist, except for the Jockey shorts.
I think he should have done another readthrough on this section because omg that last sentence lololololol
― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
know that if I happen to meet any of u in person i expect, nay demand, leather leggings and pony hair jackets
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah thats what really makes this wild
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
He'd already established he picked his own underwear; that tag makes it sound like he's talking about the Divine Styler's underwear, by which I mean alternative hip-hop artist Marc Richardson
― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
I want to take that tv thing he did years ago, remember when he went on that stupid Costas show, the townhall meeting where he yammered on and on about deadspin username 'ballsdeep' (which was funny in itself)??
I want to take that and paste over his suit with his ridic gucci leather clothes, and just have goodbye horses playing faintly in the background
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link