buzz bissingers gucci addiction

xx-post - You kind of have to wear leather leggins to that show now. Seriously though.

leather leggings are fun and cool, just... maybe not a wise choice if you're a man pushing 60

ilxor males need to adopt buzz as their style spirit animal

Still looking around at the crowd, noticing across the runway at least twenty-five attendees from China, the Wild West for high fashion, I feel the insecure contradiction of pride and self-doubt. I look good. I do belong, but briefs from Jockey are taking away a little edge: At least no one can see them. Everything else I am wearing—the jacket, the pants, the scarf, the boots—has been chosen in careful consultation with my sales associate at the Gucci flagship store in New York, whom I think of as the Divine Stylist, except for the Jockey shorts.

I think he should have done another readthrough on this section because omg that last sentence lololololol

know that if I happen to meet any of u in person i expect, nay demand, leather leggings and pony hair jackets

it's really only 100% that it's BUZZ assface BISSINGER wearing them that makes me deliriously happy

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah thats what really makes this wild

He'd already established he picked his own underwear; that tag makes it sound like he's talking about the Divine Styler's underwear, by which I mean alternative hip-hop artist Marc Richardson

I want to take that tv thing he did years ago, remember when he went on that stupid Costas show, the townhall meeting where he yammered on and on about deadspin username 'ballsdeep' (which was funny in itself)??

I want to take that and paste over his suit with his ridic gucci leather clothes, and just have goodbye horses playing faintly in the background

honestly the most compelling thing about this is the oscillating tone. is he proud? ashamed? aroused? well yes, he's most certainly aroused. but is he contrite? possibly. embarrassed? self-aware? horny? very very horny. yes. insatiably horny. buzz.

he's virile MUTHAFUCKAS

LEATHERY AND VIRILE

towards the start he writes something like "i'm writing this so i can maybe force this habit into remission and help others who have the same problem" and by the end he's all "you know what, fuck it, this is who i am, i'ma do me" *hair flips*

some of these have been posted but here you go for future reference: http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/11/07/buzzs-outfits/#photo-1

NO TEA NO SHADE BITCHES. BUZZ OUT

getting kenan vibes

― Heyman (crüt), Tuesday, March 26, 2013 3:44 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man i didn't want to say anything but

just a guy getting in touch with himself

at sex clubs in macau

his wife mustve been psyched to see an article that simultaneously calls her a slut AND frigid

I bought dozens of stretch jeans and leather leggings and leather pants that sculpted my lower body the way I wanted, with no room for speculation.

dear lord

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/FujikoMine/Articles/spinal_cucumber2.jpg

I stand in front of the three-way mirror wearing a mock-up and am fastidiously measured by one of Gucci's finest experts on tailoring. A second person assists him. Both of them step back for perspective. This is why Italians should run the world.

what does this mean

italians should run the world, because tailors

"i'm writing this so i can maybe force this habit into remission and help others who have the same problem"

this is just a cover for him getting off on writing about his leather pants boners in a national magazine

I remained steadfast in my Brooks Brothers uniform, except for the time my father took me to a wholesale-clothing store. There was good quality at good prices, probably because there was no hint of ambience, just racks of clothes where size was a game of chance. But I felt like I was in a New Orleans whorehouse, colors and bright checks serving as my hookers. My dad bought me a sculpted jacket with an intricate pattern of orange and black, and a pair of pants in the same colors that fit tight.

I was scared to wear them at Andover. But finally I did during a parade up Main Street on Memorial Day. I marched because of the anonymity it afforded, surrounded by a shield of other students and professors. I suddenly felt an erection in those pants, as wonderful as it was troubling, since observable blooming bulges never had any upside at prep school. But I experienced a sexual vitality I had never felt before in my life.

I never wore them again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

italians should run the world because buzz likes the way they eye his package

okay page 5 just ruined my entire day

I did not need a rundown on the many types of boning done by Buzz Bissinger

i read this at like 10 this morning, how much do you think i got done?

http://cbsphilly.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/2012-08-16-17-04-53.jpg?w=420

Hey Dan.

those boots are the lol

I just keep thinking "my wife would LOVE those boots" and then I remember Buzz Bissinger is wearing them and then my mind juxtaposes Buzz Bissinger in one of my wife's wrap dresses

sort of feeling like hey if buzz can wear those leggings maybe I can too then my brain shuts down

there is a guy who comes into the restaurant where i work, he's probably the same age as buzz give or take a few, and he usually wears little capris-length tights and little fur-trimmed high heeled booties with black polo shirts and a salt & pepper crew cut, and it actually works as a look.

it does help that he's petite and svelte and has excellent skin and has excellent poise and carriage

I am trying to imagine the circumstances where I would spend $600K on clothing over 3 years and the only scenario coming to mind is "clothing the kids at the orphanage"

which then leads to a mental image of a Tiny Tim analogue in Gucci leather leggings and one of my wife's wrap dresses and it's right back down the lol hole

I looked so hip that the owner of the club put us in the special VIP section overlooking the jammed dance floor.

I LOOKED SO HIP. THAT WAS THE REASON. HIPNESS.

quarantined because he wouldn't stop grinding a leather-cased erection up on other patrons iirc

he looked very hip. and gut. and moob.

I'm sorry that was uncalled for

the special VIP section is for rich people who order bottle service, ime, and a guy wearing gucci leather pants probably is going to think ordering bottle service is cool

I like the outfits where he just gives in and wears a baggy t-shirt for comfort

he doesn't seem to place much emphasis on shirts. maybe someone can find him some leather shirts.

this is insane

leather shirt http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/the-most-expensive-t-shirt-in-new-york-city-costs-91500-00

money is kind of the enemy of self-awareness isn't it. money and a shitty childhood.

and i guess just being horrible

i was looking at all the boards to see where the thread on ilx was about this

why are there not tons and tons of pictures? the clothes all sound so terrible! but i love this, i love that he buys the women's stuff too

it levels up on the crazy every page

i wonder what he got at band of outsiders though

lord how i have lold

major lols that this is on i love style

needs cross-links with Mens Trousers thread

realized that i am actually wearing a gucci sweater right now. it's very plain, no patterns or logos. i got it on consignment. i don't wear it all that much but it seemed like a good idea this morning

seriously buzz, you could spend that money at gucci on something that's not hideous.

i can't figure out who he looks like in that photo. like he should be a tag team partner for diamond dallas page?

omg yes