the fried eggs are a little high but there it isburger dressi do like the illusion of a lettuce peplum
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 9 September 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
"hey i like that dress? is that...nachos? lasagna?"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
j/k would totally wear
Germany's Dirndl RevivalLong considered the dusty uniforms of an older, more conservative generation of Bavarian women, dirndls are making a comeback, even catching the eye of fashion designers.
― Untt (La Lechera), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
lol yeah
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
wtfhttp://www.betabrand.com/womens/bottoms/blue-vajamas-pajamas-drawstring-pants.html
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link
I don't think you said that loud enough, LL:
WTF!
― how's life, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:31 (ten years ago) link
omg that brand.
― indifferent strokes (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:31 (ten years ago) link
$85!!!
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link
So Soft, We Couldn’t Name Them Anything Else
Why are Vajamas so soft? Because they're made with 100% Vagisoft. And just how soft is Vagisoft? Let us explain:
Once upon a time, the world of tactile technology was satisfied with “soft as a baby’s bottom” as the measure of absolute softness. Anyone who dared name something “softer than” the aforementioned infant’s posterior was suggesting a theoretical world of soft that existed beyond anything man could conceive.
Then Betabrand researchers invented the Tactile Soft-O-Meter®, a device that can detect and compare the density of softrons, the subatomic units of softness. Using this newfound knowledge, they were able to create pants so ineffably comfy, test subjects had to be removed from them with the Jaws of Life!
The Tactile Soft-O-Meter® is a device that can detect and compare the density of softrons, the subatomic units of softness.
But to the chagrin of our marketing department, the Soft-O-Meter indicated that the fabric measured “Vagisoft” within a standard deviation of one softron. Vagisoft? Well, we decided that if the Soft-O-meter says it, so be it!
unspeakably awful copy
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link
They look like they're made from bath towels.
― And when you f--- up, you go backwards (snoball), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link
They look like they were made from that same stuff they sell at Target, like fuzzy throw blankets. Seriously I thought the professional yoga pants were trolling, but then i saw this. i don't even know what to think tbh.
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:35 (ten years ago) link
Who buys these? Serious question.
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:37 (ten years ago) link
this brand is like the west coast answer to Jersey style
― indifferent strokes (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:37 (ten years ago) link
Vagisoft
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:38 (ten years ago) link
why vagisoftwhy
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 13 February 2014 02:48 (ten years ago) link
A seam up the middle is never vagisoft
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 13 February 2014 02:49 (ten years ago) link
is it
why are they
how
okay wtf
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 February 2014 04:18 (ten years ago) link
i can never wear boat shoes -- like sperry topsiders type shoes -- because i get blisters on my heels.
― Treeship, Thursday, 13 February 2014 04:26 (ten years ago) link
maybe if they made boat shoes out of vagisoft material...
― Treeship, Thursday, 13 February 2014 04:29 (ten years ago) link
please never again use 'vagisoft' in a sentence and then go dot dot dot at us.
― estela, Thursday, 13 February 2014 04:54 (ten years ago) link
Maybe if they made men's shoes out of material named for vaginas...men would fuck them? I mean I'm not sure what I'm supposed to think there.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 February 2014 05:01 (ten years ago) link
NB that is not serious, my contempt is entirely for whoever named that sanity-forsaken product.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 February 2014 05:02 (ten years ago) link
cool it with the coy ellipses treeship
― james franco, Thursday, 13 February 2014 05:07 (ten years ago) link
Having initially seen this thread title as "Items you could never wear in 17th Century Catholic Spain" my initial thought was probably a Star of David necklace. having re read the thread title, I guess that doesn't count.
― Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Thursday, 13 February 2014 06:03 (ten years ago) link
http://static1.betabrands.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1150x673/0dc2d03fe217f8c83829496872af24a0/b/l/1150x673xblue_vajamas_8.jpg.pagespeed.ic.anTK4O3yq0.jpg
― Clay, Thursday, 13 February 2014 06:07 (ten years ago) link
Family of the future.
― Jeff, Thursday, 13 February 2014 11:55 (ten years ago) link
Cat otm
― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 14 February 2014 04:27 (ten years ago) link
hideous
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1891289_10152228919532171_247173884_n.jpg
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Friday, 14 March 2014 01:21 (ten years ago) link
I saw this in a Vanity Fair advertisement. Oh HELL no
http://www.tods.com/media/postcard/main_image-1011-6550-W_Doppia_A_SS14.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 March 2014 01:24 (ten years ago) link
the shoes are p ugly on their own but the dress? skirt/top? to me is like a hairdresser's smock, the kind you wear backwards
plus I would look like a sofa
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 March 2014 01:25 (ten years ago) link
wtf is this gigantic ankle length tshirt with a slit in it?! http://www.charlotterusse.com/product/Tops/entity/dc/999999/sc/3047/278171.uts
― i give up (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link
Just imagine how much fun you'll have styling this fabulous maxi tee! Jersey knit fabric forms a long sleeved, crew neck shirt that sweeps all the way to the floor, while sexy side slits cut all the way up to the waist.
― i give up (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link
like it's not a dress because there's a slit up to the waistit's not a shirt because it goes all the way to the floor
― i give up (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:20 (nine years ago) link
Oooooh I am kinda down for that tbh. It's perfect for wearing over leggings to give you a little cover for your curves and a swishy movement for the eye.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link
Veg just reminded me tho: I hate, haaaaaate, driving shoes. I hereby promise that I will never wear them IN MY LIFE.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link
i dunno manit seems kinda like a sheet with sleeves
― i give up (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link
I saw a very curvy woman wearing a short-sleeved one of those at a party on Sat, over extremely tight jeans. I thought "Well that's a new look" but on reflection I totally like it and might have to indulge. (Gives me an excuse to buy wildly patterned leggings that I can't wear without a lot of coverage around the hips.)
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link
Possibly it looks like a sheet w sleeves (lol) because the model is quite thin?
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:40 (nine years ago) link
maybe? i can imagine it looking somewhat ok if it were shorter and on a different person.
i'm not saying the whole concept is UGLY i just could never wear it without looking like a complete idiot
― i give up (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link
or a monk in a sweatshop robe
― i give up (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:47 (nine years ago) link
I'm sure even in 4" heels it would brush the floor on me, yes. The need to re-hem is real.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
lolhttp://www.thefader.com/2015/02/19/jncos-are-being-revived
― groundless round (La Lechera), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link
haha i just saw this and my first thought was to post it somewhere here for ENBB
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
Glad I'm just in the age range for the new JNCOs.
― Jeff, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link
i never knew what they were called before i saw enbb post about them here
― groundless round (La Lechera), Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link
lol this is amazing
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link
fashion-forward sensibilities
― example (crüt), Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link
(i would like to make it clear that I wouldn't actually buy them now)
Also i don't know who this is but this was basically me from 10th grade through sophomore year in college:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a8/39/a2/a839a222dc8bb66913fc2bf381925d8c.jpg
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link