They look like they're made from bath towels.
― And when you f--- up, you go backwards (snoball), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link
They look like they were made from that same stuff they sell at Target, like fuzzy throw blankets. Seriously I thought the professional yoga pants were trolling, but then i saw this. i don't even know what to think tbh.
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:35 (ten years ago) link
Who buys these? Serious question.
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:37 (ten years ago) link
this brand is like the west coast answer to Jersey style
― indifferent strokes (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:37 (ten years ago) link
Vagisoft
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:38 (ten years ago) link
why vagisoftwhy
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 13 February 2014 02:48 (ten years ago) link
A seam up the middle is never vagisoft
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 13 February 2014 02:49 (ten years ago) link
is it
why are they
how
okay wtf
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 February 2014 04:18 (ten years ago) link
i can never wear boat shoes -- like sperry topsiders type shoes -- because i get blisters on my heels.
― Treeship, Thursday, 13 February 2014 04:26 (ten years ago) link
maybe if they made boat shoes out of vagisoft material...
― Treeship, Thursday, 13 February 2014 04:29 (ten years ago) link
please never again use 'vagisoft' in a sentence and then go dot dot dot at us.
― estela, Thursday, 13 February 2014 04:54 (ten years ago) link
Maybe if they made men's shoes out of material named for vaginas...men would fuck them? I mean I'm not sure what I'm supposed to think there.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 February 2014 05:01 (ten years ago) link
NB that is not serious, my contempt is entirely for whoever named that sanity-forsaken product.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 13 February 2014 05:02 (ten years ago) link
cool it with the coy ellipses treeship
― james franco, Thursday, 13 February 2014 05:07 (ten years ago) link
Having initially seen this thread title as "Items you could never wear in 17th Century Catholic Spain" my initial thought was probably a Star of David necklace. having re read the thread title, I guess that doesn't count.
― Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Thursday, 13 February 2014 06:03 (ten years ago) link
http://static1.betabrands.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1150x673/0dc2d03fe217f8c83829496872af24a0/b/l/1150x673xblue_vajamas_8.jpg.pagespeed.ic.anTK4O3yq0.jpg
― Clay, Thursday, 13 February 2014 06:07 (ten years ago) link
Family of the future.
― Jeff, Thursday, 13 February 2014 11:55 (ten years ago) link
Cat otm
― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 14 February 2014 04:27 (ten years ago) link
hideous
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1891289_10152228919532171_247173884_n.jpg
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Friday, 14 March 2014 01:21 (ten years ago) link
I saw this in a Vanity Fair advertisement. Oh HELL no
http://www.tods.com/media/postcard/main_image-1011-6550-W_Doppia_A_SS14.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 March 2014 01:24 (ten years ago) link
the shoes are p ugly on their own but the dress? skirt/top? to me is like a hairdresser's smock, the kind you wear backwards
plus I would look like a sofa
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 March 2014 01:25 (ten years ago) link
wtf is this gigantic ankle length tshirt with a slit in it?! http://www.charlotterusse.com/product/Tops/entity/dc/999999/sc/3047/278171.uts
― i give up (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link
Just imagine how much fun you'll have styling this fabulous maxi tee! Jersey knit fabric forms a long sleeved, crew neck shirt that sweeps all the way to the floor, while sexy side slits cut all the way up to the waist.
― i give up (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link
like it's not a dress because there's a slit up to the waistit's not a shirt because it goes all the way to the floor
― i give up (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:20 (nine years ago) link
Oooooh I am kinda down for that tbh. It's perfect for wearing over leggings to give you a little cover for your curves and a swishy movement for the eye.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link
Veg just reminded me tho: I hate, haaaaaate, driving shoes. I hereby promise that I will never wear them IN MY LIFE.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link
i dunno manit seems kinda like a sheet with sleeves
― i give up (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link
I saw a very curvy woman wearing a short-sleeved one of those at a party on Sat, over extremely tight jeans. I thought "Well that's a new look" but on reflection I totally like it and might have to indulge. (Gives me an excuse to buy wildly patterned leggings that I can't wear without a lot of coverage around the hips.)
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link
Possibly it looks like a sheet w sleeves (lol) because the model is quite thin?
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:40 (nine years ago) link
maybe? i can imagine it looking somewhat ok if it were shorter and on a different person.
i'm not saying the whole concept is UGLY i just could never wear it without looking like a complete idiot
― i give up (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link
or a monk in a sweatshop robe
― i give up (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:47 (nine years ago) link
I'm sure even in 4" heels it would brush the floor on me, yes. The need to re-hem is real.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
lolhttp://www.thefader.com/2015/02/19/jncos-are-being-revived
― groundless round (La Lechera), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link
haha i just saw this and my first thought was to post it somewhere here for ENBB
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
Glad I'm just in the age range for the new JNCOs.
― Jeff, Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link
i never knew what they were called before i saw enbb post about them here
― groundless round (La Lechera), Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link
lol this is amazing
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link
fashion-forward sensibilities
― example (crüt), Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link
(i would like to make it clear that I wouldn't actually buy them now)
Also i don't know who this is but this was basically me from 10th grade through sophomore year in college:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a8/39/a2/a839a222dc8bb66913fc2bf381925d8c.jpg
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link
lol what a weird time
This is awesome news for fashion.
― how's life, Thursday, 19 February 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link
wait now I really want to know what you switched to sophomore year!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 20 February 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link
damn i used to love jncos when i was 13-14. i so badly coveted this pair of cordoruoy jncos my friend had, they were brown and the cords were like half an inch thick
― marcos, Friday, 20 February 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link
Whether I was just too old for JNCOs or not in the right geographic location/groups, I was totally unaware of them until they were over. Content to remain unaware tbh.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 20 February 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link
how's life wrote this on thread why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk? on board I Love Everything on Jul 14, 2013When I took my backpacking trip to Europe in 1997, I just brought two pairs of JNCOs, which I thought would be ok, because "hey, it's Europe! Ravers, right?" I got sonned so many times over those pants, including the time I rolled up to my first coffee shop in Amsterdam and the bartenders just fell over themselves laughing. "Your DADDY bought those trousers! Your DADDY bought those trousers!" I was pretty indignant that, no, I swear I had bought those trousers myself with the money I saved up from my job at Sam Goody.
how's life wrote this on thread why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk? on board I Love Everything on Jul 14, 2013
When I took my backpacking trip to Europe in 1997, I just brought two pairs of JNCOs, which I thought would be ok, because "hey, it's Europe! Ravers, right?" I got sonned so many times over those pants, including the time I rolled up to my first coffee shop in Amsterdam and the bartenders just fell over themselves laughing. "Your DADDY bought those trousers! Your DADDY bought those trousers!" I was pretty indignant that, no, I swear I had bought those trousers myself with the money I saved up from my job at Sam Goody.
Also had drunken soccer fans on a train through northern England sing this at me:
http://youtu.be/XJOLwy7un3U?t=2m22s
― how's life, Friday, 20 February 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link
i'm a just a few years older than enbb but it's enough to be a generational divide when it comes to pants like this
― groundless round (La Lechera), Friday, 20 February 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I missed the boat for the most part--only even saw these one time in my life, which unfortunately was on a younger dude I had gone out with a couple of times. I had already decided to pull the plug on that, but seeing him in those pants--which I had never witnessed nor even heard of before--probably sealed the deal.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 20 February 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link
massive trousers in the UK - people wore them circa 97/98 I think but no one knew them as JNCOs.
― I, (dog latin), Friday, 20 February 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link