I've bought two in the past two weeks although one is just for work ("wear what you want as long as its black"). I am into how they make my chest look bigger and broader through illusion although I am not into shaving every day to make it comfortably wearable. I tried wearing one with a plain silver chain over the neck because I saw the guy from Quadron wearing one and looking good in it but everybody who saw me said I looked like a Halloween gangster.
― boxedjoy, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link
xpost I like how they misshape my body, positive results for me
not sure if this is a point in favor or against but http://soulculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/color-me-badd-cmb-cover.jpg
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 7 November 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link
I tried wearing one with a plain silver chain over the neck because I saw the guy from Quadron wearing one and looking good in it but everybody who saw me said I looked like a Halloween gangster.
o_O
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 7 November 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link
As a general rule necklaces with any kind of turtleneck is not good at all. Some exceptions for women and arty oversize big art teacher jewelry but NEVER for men. I just looked that man up. He does not look good.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 7 November 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link
I have a mock turtleneck
E if I ever meet you again I'm gonna remember to wear it
― 龜, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link
I have a long-ish neck though that makes me look good in collars & other things around my neck
I bought some turtlenecks in college because I wanted to look like Illya Kuryakin (and because I hate my neck) but it didn't work out
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― soref, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
x-post - lol <3
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 7 November 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
lmao @ that url
― example (crüt), Friday, 7 November 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
btwn this and the tmi thread i like the picture im getting of ilx user slam dunk's lifestyle
― johnny crunch, Friday, 7 November 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
real turtlenecks are okmock -- no
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 7 November 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link
― johnny crunch, Friday, November 7, 2014 4:06 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lolthe mock i want to rock is an under amour undershirt thing like this btwhttp://www.bz2-img.com/images_products/01/61/unisex-under-armour-youth-cold-gear-mock_6216283_175.jpg
― slam dunk, Friday, 21 November 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link
is it motivated by like insulation for winter? idk i wouldnt rock that mock but do your thing mang
― johnny crunch, Friday, 21 November 2014 03:03 (nine years ago) link
if you do it see if you can find one w/out a gross collar logo
― call all destroyer, Friday, 21 November 2014 03:08 (nine years ago) link
can't stop laughing at "Halloween gangster"
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 21 November 2014 03:08 (nine years ago) link
Last time I wore a mock was the late-80s and possibly the very-early-90s. I remember wearing a white one under a Nike Just Do It sweatshirt and thinking I looked cool and together but really I was just still some quiet kid who played a few sports.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 21 November 2014 03:14 (nine years ago) link
i was actually going to sew something over the under armour logo (i found it in the trash) i was essentially inspired by my normcore style icon dev hyneshttp://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screenshot2014-11-21at72424AM_zps52ca07e7.pngi've been wearing dumpstered classic yellow timberland boots recently which seems like its in the same vein.
― slam dunk, Friday, 21 November 2014 12:36 (nine years ago) link
+pale blue jean jacket
― slam dunk, Friday, 21 November 2014 12:41 (nine years ago) link
True! I just feel like nobody has ever really worn the mock turtleneck well. I include myself in this. I distinctly remember wearing a hugely oversize purple mock turtleneck sweatshirt with I was in 7th grade with bugle boy jeans. And a bolo tie. A panda bear bolo tie. I thought I was hot shit too.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, November 7, 2014 3:09 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lmao thank you for sharing
― lag∞n, Friday, 21 November 2014 12:42 (nine years ago) link
i have looked at the dev hynes pic and i have googled the quadron guy and im not sure exactly where the cutoff lies but i think those r both just turtlenecks rather than the garment which mocks the turtleneck
― lag∞n, Friday, 21 November 2014 12:48 (nine years ago) link
color me badd bro is mocking the turtleneck
rocking the mock as todays youth are given to say
― lag∞n, Friday, 21 November 2014 12:49 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/diWi1jk.jpg
full turt
― lag∞n, Friday, 21 November 2014 12:50 (nine years ago) link
mockneck to me says, "I am in 1993 and I also play accordion in They Might Be Giants"
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Saturday, 22 November 2014 23:14 (nine years ago) link
As a general rule necklaces with any kind of turtleneck is not good at all. Some exceptions for women and arty oversize big art teacher jewelry but
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, November 7, 2014 8:43 PM (2 weeks ago)
otoh this is my favorite winter look this year – I have gone FULL ART-TEAch
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Saturday, 22 November 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link
i think i'm wearing a mock turtleneck today but i'm not sure that's what this is
https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7574/15799859929_7f61bcca1b.jpg
― vigetable (La Lechera), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link
is defn of mock turtleneck that it doesn't "roll"?
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link
i mean... it rocks, obv
i have no ideamy mom gave me this shirt a zillion years ago and i only wore it because it's made of some weird unnatural substance that doesn't wrinkle and i was in a hurry
then i realized i was wearing a mock turtleneck and i thought of this thread
― vigetable (La Lechera), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, December 9, 2014 4:02 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah - if it folds over it's not a mock it's a real one but I can't tell if that does or not
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
I'm wearing a mock turtleneck today and I don't have a camera and I know Kazimierz Brandys here is probably rocking a real TN but whatever...http://www.polishartworld.com/download/4247/0327-06+Brandys+Kazimierz+1982.jpg
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link
mine doesn't fold over
― vigetable (La Lechera), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link
Also the neck of my mock TN is waaaaaaaay too big for me and consequently a) looks stupid, b) won't stay upright.
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link
you have a nice neck la lechera!
something good about diamond studs w/mock turtleneck imo
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link
why thank you(the earrings are cheapos from target, i just am so overwhelmingly classy that they look like diamonds)
― vigetable (La Lechera), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/xl6GaY7.jpg
hey
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link
See now that's a mock turtleneck.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
extremely mock t
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link
Yup
― vigetable (La Lechera), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 23:44 (nine years ago) link
Not that i have much of a clothes budget right now, and not that i love Frank & Oak's men's clothes all that much in the first place but some of them are quite nice, and they're a Montreal brand, so I was looking forward to their first women's collection - and it's SO BORING. Plus I'm pretty sure most of it wouldn't look great on me because boobs. And a little chat box opens at the bottom of the screen and asks "oversize, regular or boxy? ask us about our fit" or whatever - like those are the fashion choices in their world?? they even have a "boy tee" that looks exactly like the t-shirts my bf buys at walmart, right down to the thick collar. I guess I will keep buying my t-shirts at shows haha
anyway, they have mock turtlenecks (of course) and i needed a thread to rant in. it's not quite bad enough for the normcore thread but it's close... <3
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 19 September 2016 20:11 (eight years ago) link
― lag∞n, Friday, November 21, 2014 7:50 AM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
LOL the abbrev 'turt' is so repulsive but also cracking me up
― flopson, Monday, 19 September 2016 20:18 (eight years ago) link
I got a wicked haul at the Frank & Ocean warehouse sale a few weeks ago and my gf, jelly of my haul, was eagerly anticipating the ladies' collection but was similarly disappointed
― flopson, Monday, 19 September 2016 20:19 (eight years ago) link
turtlenexx of all varieties rock
― brimstead, Monday, 19 September 2016 20:21 (eight years ago) link
Matt Damon: turtleneck icon
Turtlenecks - both real and mock - are a rare enough sight in the UK that they're note considered normcore. Actually the mock TN I own that I mentioned upthread is probably the least normcore item of clothing I own.
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Monday, 19 September 2016 20:22 (eight years ago) link
remember to accesorize your turtleneck with a tobacco pipe of some kind
― brimstead, Monday, 19 September 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link
Nice idea, but way too French looking:https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ab/f2/3d/abf23df62dd43884e1d33375b710511f.jpg
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Monday, 19 September 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link
Maybe I could offset the Frenchness by simultaneously holding aloft a giant vegetable, possibly a marrow.
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Monday, 19 September 2016 20:30 (eight years ago) link
young walter cronkitehttp://i.imgur.com/YUzbYjr.jpg
captain haddockhttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/b1/92/f6/b192f6a3c88db6e95b2d8490cede696e.jpg
carla bley's pipe game was strong but i can't find any images of her in a t-neck
― brimstead, Monday, 19 September 2016 22:36 (eight years ago) link