christian audigier: the ultimate culmination of excess in graphic t-shirts

basically what i'm saying is this shit is a hate crime against humanity

and the t-shirts, why they are just the tip of the greasy suntanned iceberg

makes me want to quit life via an exit wound on the top of my skull

there is nothing more after this

http://www.christianaudigier.com/v/vspfiles/photos/M16-M17_B8CBADPC-1.jpghttp://www.christianaudigier.com/Forever-Men-s-S-S-Allover-Rhinestone-in-Indigo-p/h22-h23_c11alrs8.htmhttp://www.christianaudigier.com/v/vspfiles/photos/H-21_C2149LS8-1.jpg

http://www.christianaudigier.com/v/vspfiles/photos/H22-H23_C11ALRS8-2T.jpg

YES THAT IS A TROMPE L'OEIL BANDANDA PRINTED AT THE NECK

They should just make shirts with "I AM A STUPID PRICK" printed on them...

They basically have. It's just a little hard for the rest of us to look at.

http://www.christianaudigier.com/v/vspfiles/photos/M103-M104_B8CBAITC-2T.jpg

watch out!! it is a tiger!! bro i am totally leaving my girlfriend i just figgered out that my biceps are bigger than her titties

Well if you must walk around looking like a piece of luggage that's been in an explosion in a Rudyard Kipling themed tattoo parlour/car sprayshop...

These t-shirts go hand in hand with huge Scarface posters in your bedroom

oh man, don't even get me started on this.

i cant wait until magic/project.....

yeah, i know this shit is perhaps the easiest target in the world but this "look" is selling like hugely profitable flapjacks and the company i'm at is slowly tuning its artistic direction towards this sort of thing

well, the tiger in the crest shield thing is kinda funny... i mean i wouldn't wear it, obvs... i wanted to start a branch of my website called "Thanks for Trying" and having nothing but pics wearing ed hardy / christian audigier / affliction...

you might have to find a new job if your company starts churning out studded panther rhinestone rose tattoo shirts, i think. i know you told me before, but what is it that you do for work again?

i don't understand LA

You don't have to go to LA to see the cheap-cheap-cheap-cheap-cheap knockoff versions of these.

http://shopping.yahoo.com/b:Top%2010%20Girls%20Fashion:784718065

Yahoo's Top 10 Girls' Fashion for Back to School.

Yikes #1: Graphic Tees - Some of the popular shirts include designs of your favorite music artists, skulls, tattoo designs by Ed Hardy

Yikes #4: Shoes by Ed Hardy - Get your own tattooed pair of one of this year’s hottest shoes by Ed Hardy! Choose from skateboard deck sneakers, low-rise glitter sneakers, and adorable slip-ons.

these tees are pretty cool

phil, i work for a company that does licensed rock merch, i used to go to MAGIC as a buyer xxpost

the blue one w/ the black panther is rad. if it cost $18.70 i would buy it

oh man, i just got back from magic/project and there's a whole new tradeshow there just by christian audigier called "When I Move, You Move"... was so so so so scary. dozens of booths selling all kinds of licensed audigier goodies like Umbrellas, Smart Cars, Speedboats, Dog Leashes, Perfumes, Boots, Motorcycles, Boxing Gloves, and more...

what about a magic tshirt that feeds off the static electricity of your chest hairs so when they move there is shockwaves sent throughout the tshirt

they are lined in the the shape of a carnivorous dinosaur running

so as you walk your hairs send off static vibrations that make a t-rex run

at the same time they feed a smaller, herbivorous dinosaur, who is also running - in the same direction as the t-rex

so you have a tshirt that, as you move, (and this is glow in the dark btw) illuminates a t-rex chasing its prey

i think you need to go find an intellectual property lawyer and go for it!

btw, i totally kinda liked the ed hardy energy drinks they had at the tradeshow:
http://www.apcdistribution.com/edhardy/9419017762123363180.jpg

i have so many great ideas & so few intellectual property lawyers is my problem

i think you have bigger problems that that, deeznuts

i want to make a heat-activated talking dildo, that when enough friction is detected, it starts saying things like "ooh baby you so tight". its better that way then a simple on/off switch, because it incentivizes the user to really get in there, pump hard, and get that verbal reward.

i think it will be my next project once i revive "AmITopOrNot.com"

no it really is the intellectual property lawyers

xps what is with this guy