the worst
worse than cargo shorts
if you wear plaid shorts, please stop
― max, Thursday, 19 August 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
they always look flimsy to me, like the dude wandered out in his plaid boxer shorts
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 19 August 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
http://acontinuouslean.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/take_ivy.jpg
― Lamp, Thursday, 19 August 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)
i dont really have strong opinions on these but i like shorts generally
― Lamp, Thursday, 19 August 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
oh... im thinking about buying this suit jacket/shorts combo...
http://www.tresbienshop.net/shop/1955/img14/h2514/3372514-rescaledpic-375x565.jpg
― phil-two, Friday, 20 August 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)
I wear plaid shorts proudly
― I used to lurk on some crutis forums (crüt), Friday, 20 August 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)
"fashion people" like lamp and phil exempt from that law, im just talking about the bro-y plaid shorts that ppl buy from target or whatever and are always awful and ill-fitting and seem to be the 2010 version of pre-worn cargo shorts
― max, Friday, 20 August 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)
like these? :(
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE (wdyll) drunk august 2010?
― welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Friday, 20 August 2010 05:14 (fifteen years ago)
those look like capris
― max, Friday, 20 August 2010 05:25 (fifteen years ago)
but... yes.
― max, Friday, 20 August 2010 05:26 (fifteen years ago)
i think they only look like capris cause you can't see my legs. got them like 3 years ago cause of the inspiration of young dro in my life. i don't think they were a trend yet.
― welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Friday, 20 August 2010 05:35 (fifteen years ago)
its ok i forgive you
― max, Friday, 20 August 2010 05:37 (fifteen years ago)
i only have 2 pairs of shorts tho and have no $ for new clothes, so i'm not going to stop wearing them. sorry.
― welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Friday, 20 August 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)
are they really worse than cargo shorts tho?
― bela guolaosi (cozen), Friday, 20 August 2010 08:15 (fifteen years ago)
not at all
― welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Friday, 20 August 2010 08:35 (fifteen years ago)
these must die
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 August 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)
If only there were some sort of non-shorts-conducive extended weather pattern forthcoming to kill them off.
Prefer cargo shorts to any of these, but prefer cargo shorts mostly in Army green and not as just another incarnation of khaki(s).
― Jesus doesn't want me for a thundercloud (Laurel), Friday, 20 August 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)
I can deal with these if they are mostly monochromatic - like dark grey shorts with with light grey plaids on them - but I haven't been able to bring myself to try the ones that are all orange and yellow and stuff. This may be more of a function of me being afraid of color in general though.
― kkvgz, Friday, 20 August 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)
as with most mens clothes i can handle these if they *fit* and are patterned in a *pleasing way* but i see them on literally millions of bros every day and i wonder--what are you thinking you look like here? like a cool alternabro too hip for 'plain colors'? like the author of the preppy handbook?--because you look like you are wearing your older brothers boxers
― max, Friday, 20 August 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
i did a search for "plaid jorts" and thankfully came up with nothing
― goole, Friday, 20 August 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think it's possible for cargo shorts to look good even if they do ~fit~ but am prepared to be corrected w/photos of nice cargos
― bela guolaosi (cozen), Friday, 20 August 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)
(psst coz i agree with u but some people are just implacable so)
― max, Friday, 20 August 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)
i suppose i should throw my cards on the table here too, beyond a few specific and limited exceptions, i hate patterns and logos and designs
― max, Friday, 20 August 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
I like cargo shorts over a tanned knee and some sinewy calf action, c'mon.
― Jesus doesn't want me for a thundercloud (Laurel), Friday, 20 August 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)
I'm v.much pro short btw
tho apparently some ppl think they're 'uncouth'
― bela guolaosi (cozen), Friday, 20 August 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)
because you look like you are wearing your older brothers boxers
Assuming your older brother has continued to grow at the same rate as you and is now like 8'3"
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 August 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
I do generally like the trend I have noticed of better fitting shorts. I feel like I see more well-dressed NYers wearing shorts this year than usual because of this.
Back when our grandparents were young, the only people who wore shorts were small children, but this attitude largely went out in the 60s, I think.
― kkvgz, Friday, 20 August 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
love that Junya Watanabe summer suit that Phil posted. surprised he hasn't pulled the trigger on it yet tbh!
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 August 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
the shorts debate has been done on ILX and I think it boiled down to people who live in colder more conservative areas typically frown upon them and people who live in liberal, warmer areas do not. ditto flip-flops.
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 August 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
And confectionary bras.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wstTDai4HKA/TCLQ7ZBAm5I/AAAAAAAAFRA/bEiNguDVB_Q/s320/Katy+Perry%27s+California+Gurl+short+shorts.jpg
― kkvgz, Friday, 20 August 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
Cargo shorts lookin' good, btw:
http://www.kriegerstyle.com/images/wired/site/obama-old-navy-cargo-shorts.jpg
― kkvgz, Friday, 20 August 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
yeah barack looks OK but of course middleagedman emptor
― bela guolaosi (cozen), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
gilets: y/n?
― bela guolaosi (cozen), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:01 (fifteen years ago)
max, what kind of mens' shorts do you find acceptable?
― welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:08 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not max obv but I covet a pair of these ridiculously overpriced outlier shortshttp://shop.outlier.cc/shop/retail/summer-shorts.html
― bela guolaosi (cozen), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:10 (fifteen years ago)
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Saturday, August 21, 2010 1:20 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark
this is otm - seeing fewer and fewer shorts breach the knee line which is good news for everyone, even if they are plaid
― ? (dyao), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:16 (fifteen years ago)
eh, not my style at all even beyond the fact they'd cost me half a week's pay
― welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:16 (fifteen years ago)
I wd never pay tht ($130) for a pair of shorts btw
― bela guolaosi (cozen), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:17 (fifteen years ago)
i can't really imagine wearing shorts that fell above my knee tbh. i hate my bony-ass knees.
― welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:17 (fifteen years ago)
well I hate my pasty white fat thighs but that ain't stoppin me
― ? (dyao), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:18 (fifteen years ago)
think I need some tips on sock length & shorts. no-show? ankle length?
― ? (dyao), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:20 (fifteen years ago)
it's not really just myself, i guess, i don't really like the way above-the-knee shorts look on men. i probably shouldn't be posting on i love style.
― welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:21 (fifteen years ago)
i spent part of the summer wearing no-shows, then got tired of sweaty feet and started going sockless and was much happier thereafter
― welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:22 (fifteen years ago)
It's cool, The Reverend. Sometimes I Love Style needs its opinions challenged.
― meat by mistake (kkvgz), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:24 (fifteen years ago)
I wanna do that but I don't want to stink up my nice new shoes. thinking of getting shoe liners from a ladiezzzzz shop
― ? (dyao), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:24 (fifteen years ago)
i might even bite the bullet and get sandals next summer
― welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:27 (fifteen years ago)
i haven't worn sandals since i was, like, 8
― welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:28 (fifteen years ago)
yeah I dunno if I'm ready to welcome flip flops back into my closet yet
― ? (dyao), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:29 (fifteen years ago)
have never worn flipflops en mi vida
― welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Saturday, 21 August 2010 10:51 (fifteen years ago)
FUCK! the Junya Watanabe red plaid suit upthread sold out... i was trying to buy it yesterday but its from a swedish shop so my CC got denied, so i called my CC oday to fix it, went back to the online shop and its gonnnnne... UGGGGGGH..... WHY GODDD
― phil-two, Sunday, 22 August 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)
i wear the plaid shorts pictured here
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs451.snc3/25865_835977462460_15934249_46035570_450314_n.jpghttp://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs509.ash1/30069_410952195632_503065632_4553551_7886574_n.jpg
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 August 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)
Well-fitting ones in traditional/monochromatic colors like the one Lamp posted paired with nice shoes and a polo shirt, classic.
Baggy ones with orange in the plaid and paired with Billabong t-shirts and flip-flops, dud dud dud! I can smell the waft of cheap cologne that comes with it just thinking about it.
I like shorts that fall above the knee tho, like this:
http://www.thesartorialist.com/photos/62510Navystripes_6031-Web.jpg
― Count Scrofula (corey), Monday, 23 August 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)
his whole look is kinda awesome though
― Count Scrofula (corey), Monday, 23 August 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)
i like plaid shorts sometimes
sometimes they look really good like really short
no way in hell are they worse than cargo shorts
― janice (surm), Monday, 23 August 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)
the picture lamp posted was from like a japanese fashion book about the ivy league published in the 70s right? can't remember where I've seen it before
― dyao, Monday, 23 August 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/images/ezrashorts-full.jpg
― casual gawker.com link (buzza), Monday, 23 August 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.gypsywearvintage.com/site/shorts1.jpghttp://www.gypsywearvintage.com/site/shorts2.jpghttp://www.gypsywearvintage.com/site/shorts3.jpghttp://www.gypsywearvintage.com/site/shorts4.jpg
― Is it remotely possible that Shannara might have been good? (los blue jeans), Monday, 23 August 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)
yea totally nice
― janice (surm), Monday, 23 August 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)
whoa, corey, where did you find that pic from? i *JUST* posted a photo of that guy in the same outfit today on my blog: http://streetpeeper.com/fashion/paris-parking-garage-stripes
it was at the comme des garcons show at paris mens last month....
― phil-two, Monday, 23 August 2010 03:02 (fifteen years ago)
love his outfit
― janice (surm), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)
oh haha what about these?
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3874/152/70/541997612/n541997612_1902878_3859151.jpg
― phil-two, Monday, 23 August 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)
shorts are fine but t-shirt tucked into them - ugh son
― d4n, d4n, d4n (yaosah, yaosah, yaosah) (The Reverend), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)
yea that outfit is a little too intellectual for me ;)
― janice (surm), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:34 (fifteen years ago)
they actually sit right at the hip and drop-crotch'y but i thought it would be a funny photo if i hiked em up real high and tuck in my tshirt, urkel style.
― phil-two, Monday, 23 August 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)