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i was just informed that there is a picture of me (and ian) in some japanese fashion magazine. we were at a bar, eating thai food and someone must have taken a candid picture. i am shoveling food into my mouth and look really ugly apparently. ian said he didn't even recognize that it is me at first, until someone else pointed it out. i haven't seen the picture yet. should i? ech. i am scared.

bell_labs, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

sometimes a shitty photo will make me feel ugly for weeks :(

bell_labs, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:36 (seventeen years ago)

oh delicate self-esteem.

bell_labs, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:36 (seventeen years ago)

also, this was discovered 100% by chance. the japanese magazine also had pictures of ian's work and they sent a copy of the magazine to the store. so everyone should watch out because japanese people could be taking candid ugly shots of you and publishing them in magazines and you might never even know!!!!!!

bell_labs, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

scan that shit

max, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

people posting horrible pics of you on facebook and then tagging them just for extra easy locating - how wude.

ledge, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

omg that is so scary

Surmounter, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

Wow you're complaining about being in a Japanese fashion magazine?! That's totally cool! PERSPECTIVE!!!

I know, right?, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

im down with being in a japanese fashion mag knowingly or not

J0rdan S., Friday, 11 July 2008 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

people posting horrible pics of you on facebook and then tagging them just for extra easy locating - how wude.

yeah this is irritating

Tracer Hand, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

i don't know, i mean if they had this awful picture of me with like a very strange expression on my face, and my NAME right next to it, i'd be worried.

Surmounter, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

you can untag, you know

J0rdan S., Friday, 11 July 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

i love untagging so much

Surmounter, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

You can UNTAG?

I know, right?, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

i know, i'd just rather not have to bother in the first place.

ledge, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

lol of COURSE you can untag, geez, this is america

Surmounter, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

...

Surmounter, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

This isn't! : )

I know, right?, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

scan that shit

-- max, Friday, July 11, 2008 5:39 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i havent even seen it yet. ian said he might scan it later.

bell_labs, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

and yeah at first i was like, "oh, cool!" but then ian said, "uh, well, it isnt the most flattering picture of you, to be honest..." and now i'm fucking terrified.

bell_labs, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

i mean when someone has to warn you...

Surmounter, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

exactly.

bell_labs, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

also i feel like i would have noticed if i flash was going off or someone was looming behind me with a camera but it just goes to show how intently i was shoveling food in my face hole i guess

bell_labs, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

seriously try having the second google result for your name be what it is in my case and I doubt you'll be quite so concerned about this

El Tomboto, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

def get ian to scan it linds i want to see it

max, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

or alternatively louis jagger's ytmnd experience

El Tomboto, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.astrophysics.manchester.ac.uk/images/TomAstroSm.jpg

^^^ not very flattering tom

max, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

i'm a shoveler, if it makes you feel any better. especially with flat noodles. gone.

Surmounter, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

Did you mean: el tomato

bell_labs, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i have no idea when the picture was taken but it was probably some duck salad and some kind of noodles and me going to town, as it is practically ever week that our friend bartends there (we have a thai food for free drinks arrangement)

bell_labs, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

oh see yea that can't be like nibbled

Surmounter, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

i'm not a dainty eater

bell_labs, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

ugh you should see when i eat chicken noodle soup with the long noodles

Surmounter, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

or not.

Surmounter, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

Did you mean: tom miller

J0rdan S., Friday, 11 July 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://i35.tinypic.com/nb7gi.jpg

lol spill on shirt

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

this thread will be good therapy-- looking for one now

J0rdan S., Friday, 11 July 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

in the spirit of the thread

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v308/248/77/82403500/n82403500_31857499_1889.jpg

J0rdan S., Friday, 11 July 2008 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

omg i was hoping you'd post that one

Surmounter, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

except you look perfectly acceptable in it!

Surmounter, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, that's not that bad!

bell_labs, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

there are definitely way more unflattering photos of me than flattering ones. maybe i just need to accept my ugliness.

bell_labs, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

ok more to the point. what happens when i dont feel like getting my haircut.

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v80/26/75/15918977/n15918977_35401745_763.jpg

J0rdan S., Friday, 11 July 2008 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

haaa

Surmounter, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://b2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01269/26/01/1269231062_l.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

omg linds you are sooo not ugly and there are a milllion terrible photos of everyone for every beautiful photo srsly. interestingly, all the regular film photos of me throughout my life are pretty decent (tho there are a few duds for sure), whereas there are many many digital photos that are wtf nooo. which could mean many things but i am going to say it is mostly b/c of an increase in sheer numbers

lol a while ago a friend of mine facebook posted a really stupid looking pic of me doing something stupid that even he admitted hardly looked like me and i was like 'don't you know the 'no retarded photos' rule?? i mean wtf dude are you even my friend' and he took it down haha

too bad japanese magazine isn't facebook tho :/

rrrobyn, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

bell labs is not ugly and that is a perfectly fine picture of PP

gabbneb, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

thank you rrrobyn (and gabbneb?!)
i definitely have the ability to make some ugly facial contortions though

bell_labs, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

don't we all!

rrrobyn, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

That photo is in my former band's myspace profile with the caption "Don't you dare delete this!"

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

that picture disgusts me

deej, Saturday, 12 July 2008 00:37 (seventeen years ago)

good timing deej

El Tomboto, Saturday, 12 July 2008 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

Have been lol-ing for like two minutes over "Jesus the bartender". Luckily nothing of me is showing but my ponytail.

Lindsay, at least your hair looks like a proper hipster shag. You fit right in!

Laurel, Saturday, 12 July 2008 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway the real tragedy is that B&W will now be mobbed with tiny Japanese tourists.

Laurel, Saturday, 12 July 2008 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

disappointed to learn bell_labs is not a porn star with a big ass

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 12 July 2008 05:04 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, you look hot in that, srsly

I know, right?, Saturday, 12 July 2008 10:44 (seventeen years ago)

it is a weird photo but you def don't look bad - blurry & unrecognizable, yes, but bad, no! i love the way ian is sitting, pretty much unmistakably ian - i don't think it looks odd, just an odd angle. laurel's ponytail pretty much rules this photo tho - it is like the most perfect ponytail i have ever seen.

rrrobyn, Saturday, 12 July 2008 11:58 (seventeen years ago)

I love you but you are insane.

Laurel, Saturday, 12 July 2008 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, it's just a blurry shot, but blurry in a nice ambient way, not a horrific grainy way, and your arm looks blurred not fat.

I know, right?, Saturday, 12 July 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

I meant rrrobyn, but I love bell_labs too of course.

Laurel, Saturday, 12 July 2008 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

ha ha what mag is this?

phil-two, Saturday, 12 July 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

disappointed to learn bell_labs is not a porn star with a big ass

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, July 12, 2008 5:04 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i actually do have a big ass, but it is not like, big enough to make a career out of.

phil it was in "spur" magazine

bell_labs, Saturday, 12 July 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

i think i must have the messiest ponytail in the world then! or i am insane! or both! but probably neither! mostly hyperbolic!

rrrobyn, Saturday, 12 July 2008 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

nice use of exclamation points.

I know, right?, Saturday, 12 July 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

i know, right!

rrrobyn, Saturday, 12 July 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

see, now, it was kindof aggressive there...

I know, right?, Saturday, 12 July 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

you can untag, you know

-- J0rdan S., Friday, July 11, 2008 5:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

ya saved me life once

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 July 2008 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

I think laurel's ponytail is perfect too! I have never quite figured out ponytails on myself either and the are always lumpy.

bell_labs, Saturday, 12 July 2008 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

You guys I have really straight hair, that might be why.

Laurel, Sunday, 13 July 2008 01:27 (seventeen years ago)

lucky

sunny successor, Sunday, 13 July 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

that picture in the japanese magazine is beautiful!!

dell, Monday, 14 July 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://a469.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/106/l_8953c50e6fb9b71cc4efaf03b717ba0c.jpg

bell_labs, Thursday, 24 July 2008 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

from my highschool reunion lol

bell_labs, Thursday, 24 July 2008 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

we should just never be photographed

bell_labs, Thursday, 24 July 2008 22:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://a491.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/l_e263b402bb90da6961dbea42ba2fa0b2.jpg
freaks & geeks: requiem

bell_labs, Thursday, 24 July 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/193/94/534845374/n534845374_3120934_2082.jpg
I guess it's easy enough to figure out which one is me since this is the unflattering photo thread! Curse you, Facebook!

Finefinemusic, Thursday, 24 July 2008 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

Well, truth be told my brown hair friend generally looks better too, oops.

Finefinemusic, Thursday, 24 July 2008 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

your hair looks really fabulous though!

bell_labs, Thursday, 24 July 2008 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

Hahaha, for that I thank my straightening iron and the rain that defeated it! :) Thank you..

Finefinemusic, Thursday, 24 July 2008 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

BL you look totally different to me in every picture you've ever posted. Funny! Maybe it's down to facial expressions like Laurel said.

The facebook untagging thing is awesome except for when someone calls you out on it publicly and then everyone realizes how vain you are.

ENBB, Friday, 25 July 2008 00:28 (seventeen years ago)

i'm sorry bell but you crazy, you look gorgeous in those pics. also i'd really like to know who the man in the green is, thx.

Surmounter, Friday, 25 July 2008 13:26 (seventeen years ago)

BL you look totally different to me in every picture you've ever posted. Funny! Maybe it's down to facial expressions like Laurel said.

i think i must be like the "two-face" from seinfeld

surmounter aw. the guy in the green shirt is named brett, and he's taken :P

bell_labs, Friday, 25 July 2008 13:30 (seventeen years ago)

hahahaha - ian looks so... not amused.

lauren, Friday, 25 July 2008 13:47 (seventeen years ago)

wait can i know who i an is? boyfriend? he's the brunette? he's button cute

Surmounter, Friday, 25 July 2008 13:48 (seventeen years ago)

ian was NOT happy to be at my reunion. i don't blame him.

yes surmounter he's my bf

bell_labs, Friday, 25 July 2008 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

also former longtime ilxor

bell_labs, Friday, 25 July 2008 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

RIP

max, Friday, 25 July 2008 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

<3 <3 <3

Laurel, Friday, 25 July 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

omg i don't think you look bad in those photos, srsly - maybe you don't look like a model with the perfect hair and lighting and angels but damn you certainly don't look ugly or anything!
we are our own worst critics tho it is true
i am not posting all the bad photos of me. tho there are def some in facebook that i just never untagged so hey realities.

rrrobyn, Friday, 25 July 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

i miss ian
i was thinking abt visiting ny this wkend but obv i am not on a bus right now and also the wkend is already busy. i want to take august off! mais non

rrrobyn, Friday, 25 July 2008 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

hey come to new york rrrobyn i want to meet u in real life

max, Friday, 25 July 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

This is only tagentally related to BL's first post but walking down the Bahnhof Strasse in Surich a couple of days ago some people (possibly swiss/german/austrian tourists) stopped me and asked to take a photo, presumably because of my hair and beard (clothing was birkenstocks, exceedingly tatty jeans, that date from when I was 21 and remarkably due to diet fit again, and a uniqlo t-shirt with a keith jarret album cover on).

This is not the first time this has happened so I presume their must be some pretty unflattering photos of me out there, a prize to anyone who can find one.

Ed, Friday, 25 July 2008 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

i had a good one for this but i deleted it off my camera. i somehow managed to have a muffin top while wearing a dress.

bell_labs, Monday, 28 July 2008 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v162/251/88/512622439/n512622439_223366_7998.jpg

heres one of many!

phil-two, Monday, 28 July 2008 19:45 (seventeen years ago)

aw, come on - you look totally adorable and squeezable.

lauren, Monday, 28 July 2008 19:47 (seventeen years ago)

and those rosy cheeks! lovely!

quincie, Monday, 28 July 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

bell labs you are a spazz - you look so pretty in those photos!!!

here is me looking completely retarded while standing on the pier at fisherman's wharf in san francisco:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3237/2713966829_47a82d0a3b_o.jpg

it's funny, until v v recently i used to be so vain i would never post a pic of me looking like this, anywhere. but now with bf, i'm so smitten, i don't care if i look retarded as long as he's in the photo too.

Rubyredd, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

also, that hat i'm wearing needs to go in the 'purchases out of character thread', since it's the first hat i've ever bought and actually worn.

Rubyredd, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 19:15 (seventeen years ago)

::heart warms::

Surmounter, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

ewwww usc fan! dump that dude rr

deeznuts, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 19:23 (seventeen years ago)


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