wtf
i just want a hat i can wear in the summer
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)
http://images.jacksparrowcostumes.com/a_child_jack_sparrow_hat.jpg
???????????
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.riomate.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/carmen-miranda.jpg
― when use becomes abuse (S-), Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)
wins, both of them
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)
'no i don't want a trucker hat''no i don't want a sports team hat''no i don't want a bowler''no i don't want a newsie hat''no i have enough fedoras'
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/36637_large.jpg
― England's banh mi army (ledge), Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)
sounds like ur gonna have to put on your invention hat & invent yourself a hit lil buddy!
― flopson, Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)
flying penis hat!
― sarahel, Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)
flying penis hat attacks gary kasparov
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)
i think we've solved your summer headgear issue right there
― sarahel, Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.fashionsfinest.com/media/k2/galleries/1184/1_2011-05-15_2037.jpg
this is the kind of thing i wear in the summer for pure health and safety reasons and i try and ignore the fact that i'm parking myself in some kind of simon le bon lookalike demographic.
― England's banh mi army (ledge), Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)
flying penis hat is not available on Amazon!
― sarahel, Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)
What kind of world do we live in?!
― For one throb of the (Michael White), Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:37 (fourteen years ago)
Information No results found for "rc penis hat".
― sarahel, Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:37 (fourteen years ago)
iirc penis hat
― flopson, Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.unchangingwindow.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/rainbows-1.jpg
this is a pretty great hat. and kinda neutral? i don't know what it would say about you; i buy clothes at muji, maybe. i don't know where it's from.
― tamari teenage riot (schlump), Thursday, 26 May 2011 23:38 (fourteen years ago)
I've been waiting for the right context to unveil this I guess it's as good a time as any
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/photos/FML.jpg
― dayo, Thursday, 26 May 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)
http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/7948/hat2t.jpg
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 26 May 2011 23:51 (fourteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/55/Belhassen2.jpg
― when use becomes abuse (S-), Friday, 27 May 2011 10:40 (fourteen years ago)
i feel like those cloth baseball style caps w/ like a leather strap to close them are p deviod of any subcultural markings. welllll except 'dads playing golf' i guess
― :D-00 (Lamp), Friday, 27 May 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)
and considering hipsters have already appropriated the golf dad signifier du jour -- the button up polo shirt -- i dunno
― sarahel, Friday, 27 May 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)
i'm kinda partial to those cloth "fishing" style hats with a brim all the way around, for exactly this reason
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
wait there are polo-wearing hipsters??
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)
elmo, are you joking?
― sarahel, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)
is a yarmulke a hat
― dayo, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)
apparently they are called "bucket hats"
xxxposts
http://www.promotionalmerchandise.co.uk/images/T/Brushed_Bucket_Hat.jpg
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
aww, hoos you should totally get one of those, and then you can be everyone's li'l buddy!
― sarahel, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
those cloth "fishing" style hats with a brim all the way around
this signifies "i am at a outdoor jam-band festival" to me, culturally
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
i am not joking, i don't see any hipsters in collared knit shirts
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)
the bucket hat signals to me "I like to watch home improvement"
― dayo, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)
this is why i moved to england, where bucket hats are free from association with jam bands or tim allen
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)
my opinion of the bucket hat may be slanted by the fact that i just re-ordered 36 tie-dye bucket hats from one of our vendors
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)
xp - maybe it's more of a west coast thing?
― sarahel, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)
west coast - hipsters wearing knit polo shirts w/buttons
bucket hat - Gilligan's Island
― sarahel, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)
haha i like how the bucket hat is soaking up derision for being lame and mainstream when the thread is specifically asking for hats that stand outside subcultural style
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)
anyway per usual the correct answer is a top hat
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)
in 2k11, mainstream is a subculture
― iatee, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)
i'm not being derisive of bucket hat at all! I am just concerned about the Gilligan's Island connotations in re Hoos' vertical challenges.
― sarahel, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)
bucket hats arent really 'mainstream' (lame works tho) they just have multiple subcultural associations including but not limited to:
- 90s ravers- jam band stoners- foul-mouthed sitcom oldsters- depressed sitcom oldsters- actual old ppl - little girls @ the beach- dirtbags (non-rocker version)- early 00s alts who want to look like sitcom oldsters
― :D-00 (Lamp), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)
yea identifying cultural significance is not the same thing as rendering a value judgement
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, May 27, 2011 1:13 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
my man
― ☂ (max), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)
sayin it so i dont need 2
tbr though hoos why do u need a hat -- instead consider investing in some sick sunglasses
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2492/3946954186_effbb555de.jpg
― ☂ (max), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)
hoos u realize that "ball caps" come plain and in a wide variety of colors right
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, May 27, 2011 5:02 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark
otm i used to wear one when i was one
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)
dudes in middle school i had HOLSTERS.
on the real, like tiny wrist holsters just for my hot sauce that i would bust out at the lunch table.
i shit you NAUGHT.
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:32 (1 hour ago)
were you the guy that wore a fedora too?
-- gff, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:34 (1 hour ago)
'no i have enough fedoras'
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, May 26, 2011 6:23 PM (Yesterday)
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
hoostory of hats
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)
so happy somebody caught that
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)
<3
<3 <3
allblack ballcap is my summer gear, finding the right size/fit is crucial tho
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
I think maybe painters caps should make a comeback this year
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/largepublicenemy_painters_cap.jpg
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
I have always worn flat caps so I don't care what their cultural valence is now. I kind of want a soft kind of cricket cap, though.
― For one throb of the (Michael White), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
I see hoos rocking a gaslight anthem painters cap summer oh 11 no joke
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
i just
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
have never explored my hat options as my dome is swole
like i would need a size 7&7/8 or 8 in any sort of fitted
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
i almost brought up painters caps, then i thought they might belong to hipster golfers.
― so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
thank god for my thick luxurious tresses
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)
HERE WE GOhttp://s3.amazonaws.com/bonanzleimages/afu/images/8199/3438/8300_95.jpg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
i feel like painters hats are kindof a sk8boarder/teen punk thing?
― :D-00 (Lamp), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ducal_hat_of_Liechtenstein
― nakhchivan, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.brianmcdoogle.com/storage/movie-images/Lawrence%20of%20Arabia%202.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1250465138113
s0 handsome
― :D-00 (Lamp), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
Painter hats with brim pushed up = bike messenger
― For one throb of the (Michael White), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
― :D-00 (Lamp), Friday, May 27, 2011 5:38 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
yeah i would have to go to the warped tour for sure
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.greatdreams.com/sacred/PiusXIItiara.jpg
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)
when i think back to the early 80s in my area, painters cap was a lacrosse playing burbster thing.
― so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)
http://s2.hubimg.com/u/928593_f520.jpg
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 27 May 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
i think that is an actual beast
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/newsom.jpg
― bandcamper van beethoven (Edward III), Friday, 27 May 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)
^ we have a winner
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 May 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)
I think a New Era fitted standard cap worn straight up with no sticker and a slightly curved bill is about as non-committal as you can get. And they go way beyond just sports affiliated hats now.
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 27 May 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
right right i just
i mean i want a distinctive dope hat that won't be all I AM A HIPSTER or I AM A SPURS FAN or I AM A HAWAIIAN DJ
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 May 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)
(<3 gr80 couldn't help myself)
own the hat don't let the hat own you
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 27 May 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)
I bought this last month, but don't know how summery it is. I try to wear it with rainy/cool weather clothes as it looks too incongruous with t-shirts and jeans.
http://i56.tinypic.com/35l6mip.jpg
― corey, Saturday, 28 May 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)
http://celebratecanada.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/jewish-man-with-hat2.jpg
― jaxon, Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:22 (fourteen years ago)
http://img.designswan.com/2009/fun/catHat/1.jpg
― corey, Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.imglego.co.cc/data/Others/cheese-hat.jpg
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
I wore a tan army cap for many, many years (10+) until it recently started falling apart. I've tried to find replacements but none of them seem to fit me the same anymore.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FGYVPO.01-125432323.MAIN._SX300_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
― jaxon, Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)
i used to have a black army cap that was my favourite hat in the world, but lost it in japan and could never find the right fit again. clearly there's only one soulmate army cap out there for any of us.
alas the association of these hats for me is THE STONE ROSES, as growing up i knew them as "reni hats"
― d(▽＿▽)b (c sharp major), Monday, 30 May 2011 07:42 (fourteen years ago)
http://africanamericanblackgifts.com/catalog/images/wrbnegroleagehatN_DT147COM_BLK_B.gifwhy settle for just one team logo?
― chilli, Monday, 30 May 2011 08:41 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/museum/bucket-hats-camping-chairs-divorce-make-avey-tare-ultimate-suburban-bro.html
― jaxon, Friday, 3 June 2011 04:57 (fourteen years ago)
only hat I really wear is a beat up Greek fisherman's hat a la this dude
http://prothree.com/_cache/Mens%20Accessories/img/Greek_Fisherman_Cap_0.jpg
not too summery, i mostly wear it to combat pnw rain, but i don't think there's too many subcultural associations unless you are a Greek fisherman.
― Clay, Friday, 3 June 2011 05:27 (fourteen years ago)
that's a great hat
― corey, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i would rock that hat
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 3 June 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.amazon.com/Unknown-Adult-Greek-Fisherman-Hat/dp/B000ONJ3QU
rock away!
― Clay, Saturday, 4 June 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)
for unknown adult Greeks
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Saturday, 4 June 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)
ty clay for locating me a hat which is free of subcultural markings in america
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 4 June 2011 08:32 (fourteen years ago)
It is a bit http://kuci.org/~nraggett/vpsotp/no37.jpg though
― StanM, Saturday, 4 June 2011 09:39 (fourteen years ago)
nah trust me it's a pretty dope hat
― Clay, Saturday, 4 June 2011 13:55 (fourteen years ago)
are welding caps set to blow up this year?
― Kerm, Saturday, 4 June 2011 14:04 (fourteen years ago)
yes, especially if you wear them too close to open gas lines
― jaxon, Saturday, 4 June 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)
pith hats. so 2011
http://www.gq.com/slideshows/mens/fashionshows/S2012MEN/WWM/RUNWAY/00120m.jpg
http://www.gq.com/slideshows/mens/fashionshows/S2012MEN/WWM/RUNWAY/00060m.jpg
― jaxon, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
Bell end^^^
― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)
ZUUUUUUUUUUULUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
― corey, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)
i thought what y'all referrin to as bucket hat was pork pie hat. tbh some of these hat nominations are clearly cool-cold weather hats.
how 'bout a straw hat to keep you shady?http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ko0vbIMWL._SX385_.jpg
― side order of bootyflakes (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)