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is creepy.

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

i am so cold and have no jacket that is in between early-fall and full-on-winter, so put on this old leather coat i have and can't seem to give up even though i never wear it, and it just creaks whenever i move - i'm sitting here typing and it's making noise! agh!

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

i'm totally not wearing this to the show i'm going to tonight - even thrown over my arm, it will drown out the music!

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

shoes that creak or make a hollow rather than solid click on the ground also cannot be abided

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

It always reminds me of that Seinfeld where George was paranoid his boss would judge the whooshing noise of his pants! It's infectious paranoia.

― fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

Haha yeah i totally remember that. But srsly sometimes it's not paranoia!

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

tbh worse is t-shirts that bought a synth off craigslist and think they are nu wolf eyes

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

sorry

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

corduroy!

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

my otherwise fine pair of beckenbauers (black, silver stripes) do a creak-squeak when i walk in them. it's maddening.

― Planningtocockblock (haitch), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

I had a phase of trying to dress like Richard Brautigan which meant wearing a lot of snappy vintage men's shoes and damn those shits are like wearing tap shoes.

― fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

I was used to wearing sneakers which sound like...sneaking.

― fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

Sneaky sneaker walk.

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

Totally outing myself here, but I have a pair of a non-Spanx um undergarments, and they make a zippy sound when I walk. They're awesome in every other way but just...no.

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

snow pants!

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

I had a phase of trying to dress like Richard Brautigan

hahahahahaha abbs you are the best

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

I used to own a bra that was really squeaky.

― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

Curduroys! I had a date who insisted walking me home (a long walk) and then proceeded to comment on the swish swish of my pants.

― Virginia Plain, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

did he ask if your thighs were hot?

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

when your shoes have a little internal but still audible click at the heel every step

― flopson, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:43 (fourteen years ago)

I have a pair of shoes (eccos) that squeak on the floors at my office. they make me wanna die whenever I'm not walking on carpet, but I paid $150 for them, so what the fuck can I do?

― rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 10:52 (fourteen years ago)

i had a pair of really cute red pointy flats that used to make little tiny fart noises (poof poof poof poof) when i walked and i refused to stop wearing them because i liked them so much
but i have since said goodbye, RIP noisy shoes i loved

― Art Arfons (La Lechera), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)


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