i rate yoghurt

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especially yoplait! it is gelatine free and comes in such wondrous flavours as "blueberry" (8/10) and "apricot and feijoa" (9/10). and lets not forget plain unsweetened acidophilus, which functions for zee ladeez as a cheap cure for THRUSH. i love food with multiple purposes!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:05 (twenty years ago) link

if this was ILE, i would talk more about thrush just to creep the creeps out. but i'm assuming people here aren't afraid of womens' bodies. anyway this is a thread about yoghurt, ain't it swell on weetbix in the a-m?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:10 (twenty years ago) link

feijoa? i'm lucky if i can find one with mango in

i get ones with passionfruit and apricot and stuff. it's a lunch staple.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:56 (twenty years ago) link

Remember that ad where a woman was talking about thrush and they had a racing car in the corner to distract the guys? Genius. Then they took away the car - I was this close to writing a strongly-worded letter to the TV Guide.

― Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:25 (twenty years ago) link

Yoplait is the greatest. The best thing to do with yoghurt is to pour a bowl of cereal and then instead of putting milk in it pour in the yoghurt. Mmmm.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:26 (twenty years ago) link

That woman was Fenella Bathfield, who used to host 3:45 Live, if you can cast your memory back to 1989 or so.

Fresh N Fruity all the way. Fruit of the motherfreakin' forest! Apricot is also good. I miss the way Swiss Maid dairy food yoghurt used to be, though.

― Schwingung (Damian), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 23:06 (twenty years ago) link

i like the way you foreigners spell it, americans always have these lame shortened spellings for everything. like 'honor' instead of 'honour.' sheesh!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 06:32 (twenty years ago) link

Have you guys tried the whipped yoplaits? Very good, but a lil TOO intense. The blueberry is especially tasty.
I just picked up 6 at the store: 2 whipped, 4 custard style. They never have any fancy-dancy flavors like apricot, but I love me some raspberry.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 06:43 (twenty years ago) link

My friend is such a yogurt freak that he brings them over to people's houses if he's gonna be there awhile. We went to this guys house and there were a bunch of manly, Budweiser-drinkin, Pro Football-betting-on, frat-type guys and he was careful not to let them see his bag of yogurt he brought for fear they'd accuse him of being gay.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 06:46 (twenty years ago) link

i wouldn't worry about him being gay, i'd worry about him having thrush. whipped vs custard style? i do not understand!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 09:37 (twenty years ago) link

Has anyone else ever tried coffee yoghurt? The one time I did it was so delicious.

― Livvie (Livvie), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 10:53 (twenty years ago) link

what don't you understand, di?

whipped is really light and airy, and gives a more intense flavor.
custard style is smooth and creamy, ie there are no lil bits of fruit as they have been mashed into yogurted submission

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

oh right like the difference between yoghurt and dairy food?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 22:37 (twenty years ago) link

We have custard style in NZ, it's not like dairy food more like fruit flavoured custard. It's pretty nice, I had it a couple of times in Orewa.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 23:30 (twenty years ago) link

I presently have my second bout ever of thrush. The first was a few months ago. Ouch it's all itchy sore. I like yoghurt, more for my mouth than my cunt. I like the blue "yoplus" I buy it in the 1kg. I like plain, sour yoghurts, also creamy ones. Soy yoghurt has either gone up in price by heaps or is more expensive in the north island (?) so I really miss it.

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:49 (twenty years ago) link

Wait... yogurt in your cunt?
Yogurt... uh... good god
what is it good for?
Cuspidorian's cunt...
uuh!

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:52 (twenty years ago) link

aww...is that an "uuh" of disgust or delight?

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Friday, 21 November 2003 01:53 (twenty years ago) link

I think it might be a funky "uuh!"

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:42 (twenty years ago) link

Andrew definately has the funk. Gotta have that funk.

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

four years pass...

http://www.drsfostersmith.com/images/Categoryimages/normal/p-28833-39772-thrush.jpg

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.thewinningbusiness.com/images/treatment-for-thrush.gif

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

I like yoghurt, more for my mouth than my cunt.

-- cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Thursday, November 20, 2003 5:49 PM (4 years ago)

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link

eleven years pass...

Er...

https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2019/09/muller-launches-fat-free-gin-tonic-yoghurt/

― Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 20:40 (four years ago) link

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