http://wbns.com/wwwexportcontent/sites/10tv/local/stories/2009/04/06/images/dog03.jpg
― goaty (harbl), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Prof called me a 'gay leprechaun'
Nasty bickering between William Meezan, dean of the College of Social Work, and professor Rudolph Alexander has been going on for four years, and there's no end in sight. Meezan alleged in a May 2008 deposition that Alexander referred to him as a "gay leprechaun" to one of his classes and falsely accused him of having AIDS.
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:58 (fifteen years ago) link
The community Easter Party Saturday afternoon at Douglass Park was interrupted by a gun scare. No one was injured, and no arrests were made.
At about 5:10 p.m., an announcement was made warning partygoers that someone in the park was carrying a gun. Families were advised to find their children and leave the park immediately.
Columbia Police Department Sgt. Dan Beckman said officers were called to an incident near the basketball courts at the park. When they arrived, Beckman said, the disturbance had apparently ended.
About a half hour later, Margaret Hickem, one of the event's organizers, said an incident involving 10 men had occurred in the park some distance away from the celebration.
― the sultan of ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link
i was at the park playing bball
― the sultan of ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link
City police seize dozens of tiny turtles from vendors
Two men arrested for selling animals as pets
― harbl, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,25858290-3102,00.html
<3
― wilter, Friday, 31 July 2009 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.goldcoast.com.au/article/2009/07/31/103455_gold-coast-top-story.html
― wilter, Friday, 31 July 2009 02:28 (fifteen years ago) link
http://wbal.com/apps/news/templates/story.aspx?articleid=33918&zoneid=24&utm_source=rss
― ( ´_ゝ˙) (Dr. Phil), Friday, 21 August 2009 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.phinneywood.com/2009/09/01/cougar-sighted-in-magnolia-and-possibly-greenwood/
― jair (jergins), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 07:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Police: 'Chunky' escorts rip off intoxicated men
Mountlake Terrace police are on the lookout for a trio of escorts who are alleged to have stolen about $440 from four customers who had invited them over for a weekend party. The cops have their work cut out for them since they're relying on four victims who were "incredibly" intoxicated and provided only the barest of descriptions.
The suspects were all described as being about 5-feet-8, white and "chunky," in their late 20s, possibly from Tacoma.
While trying to describe the suspects to police, the men decided to rate the women on a scale of 1 to 10. Three said the women all rated a "2." But the man described by police as the most intoxicated disagreed and claimed they rated a "4."
― -- (jergins), Thursday, 3 September 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Man shocked with 100,000 volts of electricity after chasing rabbit into power station, police say.
A man who was listed as a missing person in Greenville County walked into the emergency room of Greer Memorial Hospital naked and covered with electrical burns on 90 percent of his body, authorities said.AdvertisementThe man said he chased a rabbit into a power station and suffered several electrical shocks, according to a Greer Police incident report.
The man said he chased a rabbit into a power station and suffered several electrical shocks, according to a Greer Police incident report.
― tehresa, Thursday, 10 September 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.wyff4.com/news/21251063/detail.html
― tehresa, Sunday, 11 October 2009 07:01 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/10/19/u.s.espionage.charge.israel/
― am0n, Monday, 19 October 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link
pretend i live in south dakota
Man who listed 'robbery' as occupation sentenced
The Associated Press
RAPID CITY, S.D. - A 60-year-old Rapid City man has been sentenced to four years in prison for robbing a bank in the city. Police said Lonnie Pannell walked into the downtown Dakotah Bank on Feb. 5 without a weapon and demanded money. He got away with about $2,800.
Pannell was arrested less than 24 hours later when his car ran out of gas near Chadron, Neb. Court documents said that when Pannell was booked into jail, he named "robbery" as his occupation.
Pannell, who also goes by the last name King, pleaded guilty in July.
― harbl, Saturday, 24 October 2009 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
also http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/102109_naked_man_arrested_after_making_coffee_update
― harbl, Saturday, 24 October 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
almost posted that yesterday
― am0n, Saturday, 24 October 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
WallyWe now have to protect ourselves from the Police and their peeping tom wives-OMALToday, 18:29:07– Flag – Reply
― am0n, Saturday, 24 October 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/6458222/sharks-born-via-bizarre-caesarean-section/
― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link
woah that is awesome
― tehresa, Thursday, 12 November 2009 05:58 (fourteen years ago) link
http://wjz.com/local/bra.inmate.wash.2.1307686.html
― harbl, Friday, 13 November 2009 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.thepeoplesentinel.com/news/hauling-heavy-superload-shipment-makes-its-way-slowly-through-region---->http://www.greenvilleonline.com/article/20091130/NEWS01/91130006/Protesters-arrested-in-Greenville-at-Duke-Power-generator
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1281/bigrig.jpg
― tehresa, Monday, 30 November 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
http://cmsimg.greenvilleonline.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=BS&Date=20091130&Category=NEWS01&ArtNo=91130006&Ref=AR&Profile=1004&MaxW=550&MaxH=650&title=0
Totally thought dude on the left was this happy Juggalo:
http://media.modbee.com/smedia/2009/04/23/20/755-LIVE_p0424_24b1ferrell.standalone.prod_affiliate.11.jpg
― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.thepeoplesentinel.com/news/hauling-heavy-superload-shipment-makes-its-way-slowly-through-region
I am loling @ this story
― angels we have heard while high (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
"I'm anxious to see that turn onto Clinton Street - that's a tight turn. There's a lot of jackknife turns," Riley said.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 07:58 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/bal-plane-stolen1228,0,98027.story
FREDERICK - Authorities say a homeless man tried to leave town in a stolen plane but crashed the single-engine aircraft on a Frederick Municipal Airport runway before he ever left the ground.Calvin Cox, 51, remained in custody Monday after a District Court commissioner set his bail at $10,000 on felony charges including theft, burglary and trespassing.Lt. Clark Pennington said a Frederick County Sheriff's Office canine team found Cox unhurt in woods near the runway after an airport worker reported the crash of the Piper Super Cub at about 2:15 a.m. Monday.Pennington said Cox is familiar with airplanes but not proficient in their operation. The plane, owned by the Mid-Atlantic Soaring Association, sustained damage to the fuselage and propeller, according to Pennington.
Calvin Cox, 51, remained in custody Monday after a District Court commissioner set his bail at $10,000 on felony charges including theft, burglary and trespassing.
Lt. Clark Pennington said a Frederick County Sheriff's Office canine team found Cox unhurt in woods near the runway after an airport worker reported the crash of the Piper Super Cub at about 2:15 a.m. Monday.
Pennington said Cox is familiar with airplanes but not proficient in their operation. The plane, owned by the Mid-Atlantic Soaring Association, sustained damage to the fuselage and propeller, according to Pennington.
― welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link
He is a terrorist who should be tried as Al-Quaida. Look at his pic. He looks like Taliban.
ChrisM929 (12/28/2009, 4:23 PM )
― welcome to gudbergur (harbl), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 05:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Pennington said Cox is familiar with airplanes but not proficient in their operation.
this is a weird sentence because it could mean anything from "he saw a plane in the sky one time and thought it was a pterosaur" to "he's a pilot but not a very good one."
he looks like a drowsy Aristotle.
― un(!)registered (unregistered), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.goupstate.com/article/20100105/ARTICLES/100109906/1083/ARTICLES?Title=GSP-concourse-cleared-after-threat-suspected-near-plane
A concourse at the Greenville-Spartanburg International Airport was evacuated for a short time this morning after a TSA employee discovered an open, unattended door, an airport official said.GSP spokeswoman Rosylin Weston said the employee made the discovery at about 10:30 a.m., and officials evacuated Concourse B and a Delta plane, which only had crew on board. The Delta plane was the only one on the tarmac at the time.A bomb-sniffing dog was brought in and smelled something on the plane's front wheel. A bomb squad was called in, but later found nothing. The scene was cleared just before noon.About 50 passengers were sent back through security and are on their way.
GSP spokeswoman Rosylin Weston said the employee made the discovery at about 10:30 a.m., and officials evacuated Concourse B and a Delta plane, which only had crew on board. The Delta plane was the only one on the tarmac at the time.
A bomb-sniffing dog was brought in and smelled something on the plane's front wheel. A bomb squad was called in, but later found nothing. The scene was cleared just before noon.
About 50 passengers were sent back through security and are on their way.
― s1ocki seconds (tehresa), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=77595
Richland County (WLTX) -- Deputies in Richland County say they've arrested the final suspect who they say robbed a cell phone store on Sparkleberry Lane.One of the suspects, however, died shortly after the crime took place.Investigators with the Richland County Sheriff's Department say 24-year-old Thomas James spray-painted his face to conceal his identity during the crime.Deputies say the man began having trouble breathing shortly after the crime, then died. The exact cause of his death has not been released.
One of the suspects, however, died shortly after the crime took place.
Investigators with the Richland County Sheriff's Department say 24-year-old Thomas James spray-painted his face to conceal his identity during the crime.
Deputies say the man began having trouble breathing shortly after the crime, then died. The exact cause of his death has not been released.
― tehresa, Friday, 8 January 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.thestate.com/breaking/story/1122710.html
News - Breaking NewsFriday, Jan. 22, 2010Eat chicken with a deputy Looking for something to do today at lunch?The Chick-fil-A at 2600 Decker Blvd. is inviting area residents to eat with a Richland County sheriff’s deputy, part of "Sheriff’s Appreciation Day."The event, which will include games and other activities, runs from 10:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. Sheriff Leon Lott will be on hand from 11 a.m.-noon.
Eat chicken with a deputy Looking for something to do today at lunch?The Chick-fil-A at 2600 Decker Blvd. is inviting area residents to eat with a Richland County sheriff’s deputy, part of "Sheriff’s Appreciation Day."The event, which will include games and other activities, runs from 10:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. Sheriff Leon Lott will be on hand from 11 a.m.-noon.
― tehresa, Friday, 22 January 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Sheriff's Appreciation Day was this story printed in the old west?
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Newville man was driving on I-81 with pants down, police sayBy CHRIS A. COUROGEN, The Patriot-NewsJanuary 22, 2010, 3:01PM
When state police questioned David F. Line about a report from a truck driver who allegedly saw Line driving on Interstate 81 in Silver Spring Township, Cumberland County, with his pants around his ankles and without both hands on the steering wheel, Line had an explanation.
According to court documents, Line, 49, of Doubling Gap Road in Newville, told police he had been eating a cream-filled doughnut and some of the filling had fallen on his pants. He pulled them down so he could clean himself, Line said, according to court documents. The truck driver saw his private parts because he was wearing loose-fitting underwear, Line said, according to court documents.
Nonetheless, state police charged Line with open lewdness and disorderly conduct. Line will receive a summons to appear in court to answer those charges. No hearing date has been set.
― spastic heritage, Saturday, 23 January 2010 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link
David F. Line, 49, of Doubling Gap Road in Newville, is a terrible liar.
― pass the chicken & listen (unregistered), Saturday, 23 January 2010 05:08 (fourteen years ago) link
http://thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?we_cat=4&art_id=83499&sid=24232911&con_type=1&d_str=20090616&fc=2
The Consumer Council has warned shoppers that what may look like a toilet paper bargain at their local supermarket may in fact be a tissue of lies.
― ←→ + P = ☽☽☽☽☽☽☽ (dyao), Saturday, 20 February 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
is this local 4 anyone
Authorities believe Wash. man electrocuted by urinating on downed power line after car crash
By Associated Press
3:53 p.m. EST, March 1, 2010
MONTESANO, Wash. (AP) — Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash.
Grays Harbor County sheriff's Deputy Dave Pimentel (PIM'-en-tel) said Monday 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday and called a relative to pull his car from a ditch.
However, family members found Messenger electrocuted when they arrived.
Pimentel says Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn't see the live wire. The urine stream likely served as a conductor, allowing the electricity to reach his body.
Pimentel says there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through Messenger's body.
― harbl, Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL totally misread dude's name and thought http://www.roydmercer.com/ had died a death by flaming genitals. I was pretty pumped to tell my dad.
― probably a sock!! (╓abies), Friday, 5 March 2010 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Today is a good day for Brighton, UK:
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/5048949.Window_cleaner_killed_himself_with_giant_pencil/
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/5047984.If_you_can_t_find_a_pregnant_woman__find_a_big__fat_man/
― emil.y, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Mr Craze! It's like a new Roger Hargreaves
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:51 (fourteen years ago) link
"His only psychotic episode..."sheesh
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Haha, I hadn't actually noticed 'Mr Craze' before. That is an awesome name.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:05 (fourteen years ago) link
I hadn't realized that "Mr." is not punctuated in the UK
― noted schloar (dyao), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:14 (fourteen years ago) link
too bad punning opportunities are sadly limited because there is only one word in the English language which starts with "mr"
― noted schloar (dyao), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:17 (fourteen years ago) link
http://horiwood.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/jasonmraztriesharder.jpg
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:26 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theargus.co.uk/resources/images/1225608/?type=display
)o_O(
― the pity party of tiny feet (onimo), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link
"Martin added that Mrs Norton’s business idea had inspired his band who will be playing at the Rat & Trumpet in Dyke Road, Brighton, on Friday."
― Slacker Bilk (S-), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:37 (fourteen years ago) link
lol akira xp
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link
whoa there's a road called that in brighton, talk about not playing up to stereotypes
lovely article tho
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Fat Craig David lookalike on the run
http://www.eveningstar.co.uk/content/eveningstar/news/story.aspx?brand=ESTOnline&category=News&tBrand=ESTOnline&tCategory=xDefault&itemid=IPED07%20Mar%202010%2015:30:24:510
― d90 (D90), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 12:22 (fourteen years ago) link
http://kstp.com/news/stories/s1457528.shtml
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06dcExPgno
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 12 March 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link