THE COLD HARD TRUTH OF THE PAPERS
Advices & Golden Tips Only 4 the Serious Candidate
1. u will pass ur boards & get a good job, but only if u stop dicking around on google instead of studying. get 2 work now.
2. almighty allah surely does got ur back but he's not going 2 give u the answers. so get 2 work. now.
3. if u are so desperate as 2 think that we can help u pass ur exams, u really better get 2 work. now now now.
4. it's pretty easy 2 find real papers online. so if u ended up here, either u r not very smart or u r not trying very hard. i recommend that, when u have completed ur exams, u take some remedial search engine classes. but 4 now, u must get 2 work. go. now.
5. despite the fact that u can find papers online, being online is not where u should be. it is not working. it is wasting time. believe me, i know. i am an expert in this arena. get off line & get 2 work.
6. here is a study aid that i have found helpful in the past: devise a system of rewards 4 urself 2 help ease the burden of studying. 4 example, reward urself w/ a piece of candy when u have finished reading / studying a chapter; reward urself w/ a cigarette when u have completed a whole unit. (i do not recommend rewarding urself w/ a candy cigarette b/c a] it isn't candy, it's gum; & b] it's a disgusting habit.) u may take a quick trip 2 the store to lay in some provisions, but immediately upon returning home, u must get 2 work.
7. now. get. the. fuck. off. google. &. get. 2. work.
8. srsly.
i don't want 2 hear from u again unless u r writing 2 tell me that u passed 'em all b/c u followed these advices & golden tips.
salaam and good luck!!
― lxy (lxy), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)
Most of the college students have their exams now. Almost all the students of Tribhuwan University are preparing for exams. But a big question that comes to one's mind is that have the behavioral tendency of our students started to decay. One of the problems is the attraction towards studying "guess papers" before exams. Selling guess papers is a thriving business.
When asked why these students prefer guess papers instead of course books which provide a more thorough reading, they supplied different answers. Some students complained that the new course books were expensive. When asked if the guess papers were enough for one to pass exams, Ramesh an MBA student says," We are asked to answer 5 questions in the exams. And the guess paper provides us with 10 question and it is guaranteed that 5 of them appears in the exams."
― pabs (Pablo A), Sunday, 19 November 2006 07:31 (nineteen years ago)
damning evidence, fer sure
― jergins (jergins), Sunday, 19 November 2006 07:40 (nineteen years ago)
on "the guess paper culture":
Who cares to read the full syllabus and the prescribed books?" replied a bachelor's-level-student upon my query on whether the guess paper she bought was a supplement to her studies or the sole base of her preparation for her examinations. After she left the shop, the shopkeeper told me that students preferred to buy guess papers instead of textbooks. He also apprised that the sale of guess papers during exam time would be enough to pay for the shop's rent the entire year.
Guess papers have become the 'in-thing' in the educational market and I wouldn't be wrong saying that the majority of the students of the present generation are engrossed and engulfed in the 'guess paper culture'. The students prefer to buy guess papers rather than the textbooks; study few pages rather than few books; and spend more time attending concerts and dance parties, bunking lecture classes. Moreover, the argument is that the guess papers are cost-effective, easy to understand, serve as a good guide, and are less time consuming.
― pabs (Pablo A), Sunday, 19 November 2006 07:44 (nineteen years ago)
tho i will say that this is totally a poem:
and spend more time attending concerts
and dance parties,
bunking lecture classes.
― jergins (jergins), Sunday, 19 November 2006 07:46 (nineteen years ago)
"...attending concerts and dance parties...." okay, yeah, i'd rather do that too. papers 4 all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― lxy (lxy), Sunday, 19 November 2006 07:52 (nineteen years ago)
eight months pass...
What a shame! Our new generation is growing up illiterate due to the menace of guess paper why yesterday i was shocked to find guess papers for kindergarten examinations at the Bacchat Bhavan. It had a list of ten letters out of which 5 would come in the examinations. Why would our kindergarten scholars bother to learn the whole alphabet when they can get away learning just ten and spend the rest of their time attending concerts
and dance parties and bunking lecture classes.
― Heave Ho, Thursday, 16 August 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)