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Got this one in the email today, and I have to say, I am stumped! I figured I'd turn it over to you all to get a decent answer.

Dear respected sir,
I'm writing because i have a wedding night question and i understand u could be the expert to anwser. I am worried. my wedding night is coming up in a few week and i am afraid my husband cant carry me over the threshold. See, i am big. ALso, he is not that strong. I want to spare the both of us any embarrassment. What can we do? Please help.

Angie N*****
St. Paul, MN

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― jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 10:21 (eighteen years ago)

how did she know to call you "respected sir"??

― pabs (Pablo A), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

I vote fake. I won't waste my time giving out valuable advice to someone who neither appreciates nor deserves it.

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

"valuable advice"

― jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

pabs,
ladies know me

― jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

i, on the other hand, love giving valuable advice to those who don't appreciate it:

big angie should carry the weakling husband over the threshhold. no one is embarrassed, and the nuptual tradition is honored.

― lxy (lxy), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

For a second there I thought she meant something else by "carry me over the threshold"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 8 February 2007 06:14 (eighteen years ago)

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