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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hustler

― Confounded, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

I have a shitload of used hollywood films on dvd to sell, anyone know the best place online to go for that?
I tried to sell a dozen on amazon.ca for ten bucks a pop, they are labelled as being at the lowest price out there yet I still made no sell after a couple of weeks. half.com don't do business with canada, and I would like to avoid ebay and their charges of like .71 cents per dvd listed

― Sébastien, Saturday, 14 April 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pablo

1. Pablo 35 up, 13 down

The king of Cocaine!! The man that was responsible for 80% of cocaine brought to of the U.S. in the early 70's and 80's. Some say he had hundreds of millions of $'s buried in his yard in Columbia. Every cocke dealer in the worlds idol.A true motherfuckin gagster that would kill his own brother.

Pablo is here every one get down,or lay down.

tags pablo escobar the god yayo snow man powder

2. Pablo 20 up, 10 down

Being rather obscure, the Pablo, or more commonly known as chodus is a short, yet thick, penis. A Pablo is more commonly found in people of caucasian descent, first being coined by Sir H.P. Frapplewhacker in the late 1920s, it is commonly used in more upper class settings, when use of 'ruder' words is not so common.

Deriving from "Pablini", an actor starring in "Where's My Shoe?" a play performed in 1918 at the Centre for Performance Arts. Pablini was short, yet stout.

He had a Pablo the length of a coin, with the girdth of a tuna can.

― jergïns, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

Every cocke dealer in the worlds idol.

T R U ! ! ! !

― Oink Administrator, Monday, 16 April 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

18. front
3 up, 15 down

a word used to ask someone why they are being FUCKING RETARDED

excuse me sir, why must your front?

― Oink Administrator, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=webutant

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

1. fire crotch 419 up, 50 down

A unique pubic area of red hair. The only unique crotch out there. Blonds and brunettes share the same dark color down there while red heads are red down there. This uniqueness allows them to occasional be excused from the shaving ritual.

Dude! I thought the fire crotch was a myth

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― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

Fire-crotch 8 up, 53 down

When a guy puts a drop of hot sauce on the tip of a condom before penetration.

"This Tobasco sauce will be perfect to give my girlfriend a fire-crotch."

― Confounded, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

6. honkie
16 up, 54 down

A small dinosaur. Variant of honker.

Look, Turok, son of stone, there goes a three-horned honker with three little honkies running after it. They look like ugly white men.
by Rastus Fuzzbottom Sep 22, 2004 email it

― Confounded, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

1. reverse pregnancy 2 up, 2 down

When a woman cums inside a man's penis.

A reverse pregnancy took place when a woman's secreted bodily fluid entered the man's urethra during sex.

tags sex penis vagina pregnancy urethra
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― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

1. skin 68 up, 22 down

The shit that makes sure your body doesn't fall apart. May also be used for fur or surface.

He liked the look of her skin.
He's got nice skin.

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― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

1. Cincinnati Bengal 18 up, 34 down

A synonym of butterface, meaning everything looks good but her face. The Cincinnati Bengal reference is used because the team has nice looking uniforms but horrible helmets

Damn, player I got the one on the left and you got the cincinnati bengal.

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― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

wtf haha

― Confounded, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaybo

― Confounded, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

stephen f is a gaybo he rode ross last night

― jergïns, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

Badusy 3 up, 6 down

A very offensive smell. Name derived from the spelling of three words which make up the odor, Bud+Ass+Pussy=Badusy

It smells like badusy in here!

by Sensative May 25, 2003 email it

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

Sensative must be so proud

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

how did you come across that one, grady?

― Lingbert, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

True story:

It is a co-workers nickname. I asked what it meant today but no one would tell me because they were embarrassed.

fwiw, he smells nothing like badusy.

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

Apparently he used it in a sentence once, sincerely.

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

referring to his recent purchase of pot-flavored dental dams

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

so is it pronounced buh-doo-see or buh-dussy (where "dussy" rhymes with "pussy")?

― Lingbert, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

Around here its "buh-doo-see"

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

LOLOLOL

― Confounded, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

the after sex aroma of booty dick and pussy.

yo nigga u have been fuckin sum 1 cause it defitnitly smells like badusy up in this joint.

― Confounded, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 09:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Badunky+danky+dunk

― Confounded, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

Damn ashley Badunky danky dunk has got me sprung.

― Confounded, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 10:34 (eighteen years ago)

i am verry love with my english name now. this speak to me:

Ralph 4 up, 15 down

An experienced alien of society who knows how it feels to be HUMAN, and wants a way out of this corrupted world, with all it's frigin crap and daimed humanity.

Q: What are you doing on the edge of that cliff ralph?
A: What do you think? A cliff is only good for two things and they are linked to each other: Breathing in the fresh air that symbolizes eternity, and jumping off it.

― ralph, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 09:30 (eighteen years ago)

I like this one:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=good+money

― Confounded, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

ralphie

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

That catholic priest is a real ralphie

― Confounded, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crutis
1. crutis
3 thumbs up

The act of grabbing one's crotch.

Michael Jackson crutised eleven times at his last concert.
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2. Crutis
2 thumbs up

A queer, dodgy type of person, known about town for their unsavory attitude towards women.

He was a total crutis.
That crutis in the black shirt is looking at you.
by Klu Klux Klam Aug 10, 2003 email it

― Lingbert, Monday, 14 May 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crustys

― Confounded, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

3. Curtis
57 up, 64 down

The act of masturbating w/ aveeno lotion to blowjob sandwich. This mainly occurs late at night and early in the morning whatever has the least chance of getting caught.

"Can u please leave It's time for me to curtis!"
tags blumpkin chili dog nigger toe peter puffer gay
by asdfas sdfsa May 22, 2006 email it

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

tags blumpkin chili dog nigger toe peter puffer gay

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― Confounded, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

BALLIN'

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― sanskrit, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

1. a big pile of poo in a urinal 459 up, 213 down

Usually means when there's a pile of poo in a urinal.

I needed to take a piss but there was a big pile of poo in a urinal, so I used the sinks

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― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 18 May 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=867+5309

867 5309 killer tune by tommy tutone which was number 4 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1982, which caused extensive prank calling by people with no life other than to phone numbers they heard in a song. also has numerous pop culture references including family guy, the simpsons, the colbert report and a 2004 cingular wireless commercial. covered by several artists

― Confounded, Friday, 22 June 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

killer tune

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

jenny

― jergïns, Friday, 22 June 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=s4s

teh waht??

― Confounded, Friday, 6 July 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ilx

― Confounded, Friday, 6 July 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

luvgunk isn't defined yet.

― jergïns, Friday, 6 July 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

lol anything ;) so do you think u could do that for me. ive tried looking on google and alot of other things but i found nothing. then i found this website and now im here lol. if you have a myspace i could whore you or something if thats what you would want me to do

-- Joshua Gidley, Friday, February 9, 2007 1:05 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Friday, 6 July 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cool

― Confounded, Monday, 9 July 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwnography

― Confounded, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=popped+collar&i=1

― Confounded, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

4. popped collar - 181 up, 56 down

A thing people do to imitate Count Chocula and his infamous Choclatey Popped Collar, otherwise commonly referred to as ChocoPop. But they fail to realize that they aren't the Count, and so they just look like fags.

I was eating cereal one day when I happened to notice the prevalent popped collar of Mr. Chocula.

― Confounded, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

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Thanks for your definition of luvgunk!

― guess papers is a feeling, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

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crutis

― Confounded, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

kudos akansha

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

lol

and still no luvgunk.

― gr8080, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

― Confounded, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin ew

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

see also: crumpkin

haha

― Confounded, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

crumpy nipples 4 up, 19 down

its when your nipples get crumpy

whoa man, those are some crumpy nipples

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bet

aiiiiit, bet

― Confounded, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Climbing+the+Great+Wall+of+Vagina

― gr8080, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

usually from behind, with an Chinese girl

― gr8080, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

whoa

― Confounded, Thursday, 9 August 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

wall of vagina:

NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYTHING ELSE: DO NOT CLICK HERE

― gr8080, Thursday, 9 August 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

"an Chinese girl."

― Heave Ho, Friday, 10 August 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boo%21

― Confounded, Sunday, 19 August 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jungle+fever

See #5

― Confounded, Thursday, 6 September 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

HE'S GOT JUNGLE FEVER
HIS WIFE IS A SKEEZER
WE'VE GOT JUNGLE FEVER
WE'RE IN LOVE

― sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

Urban Dictionary: skeezers
Skeezers is some nasty ass hoes who think they really great when they overweight outta shape and really hate they think everyone wants them when they dont

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:24 (eighteen years ago)

lmao

― am0n, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

me and too short and fate

Punk I'm not a tease, I'm not a skeezer
And most definately, not a dick pleaser

― jergïns, Thursday, 6 September 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

20. Why don't more black girls want a white lover who's long and strong?

-- Confounded, Monday, 9 July 2007 03:02 (1 month ago) Link

― sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

― Confounded, Thursday, 6 September 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Whats+Hood&defid=342081

― Confounded, Thursday, 13 September 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poke+squid

― Confounded, Monday, 17 September 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet

― Confounded, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

Ayo Whats Hood Nigga? Nuffin doggie whats really hood wit chu?

― Confounded, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee39/samgezee/dre.jpg

― carne asada, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

5. incest
492 up, 267 down

Something that makes my penis extremely hard.

Having sex with your hot sister.
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― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heaved+hoe

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ebonics wau

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heaved+hoe

COULD I PLEASE GET SOME MORE THUMBS UP ON THIS ONE??? MY INTERNET FAMILY R U STILL MY FAMILY?????????????????

― Confounded, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

oh yes we still fam

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 04:26 (eighteen years ago)

ii) In a word ending in "d," substitute "dt" or "oodt."
English) That's all very fine...
Ebonics) That all reeeal gooudt....

i like makin fun of blacks people too but... ??w??h??a??h??t??

― Confounded, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

"blacks people"

yeah, have a field day, go ahead

― Confounded, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22blacks+peoples%22

― Confounded, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22blacks+people%22

― Confounded, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

How U Survive

― am0n, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

ebonics
442 up, 293 down

African-American slang which is not usually readily understood by caucasions.
Ebonics "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, they're like, it's better than yours, damn right its better than your, i could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
English "My frozen dairy treat brings all the male gender to the grassy area in the front of my residence. They say it is superior to yours. Yes, they are correct, it is far superior than yours. I could pass along this knowledge, but there would be a fee."

If you say "milkshake", "boys", "yard", "better", "teach" or "charge", you're speaking in Ebonics

― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tri-curious

― Pablo A, Thursday, 27 September 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

reading the definition to lxy, now: "you need to take that shit to i rate everything."

also, this post on Seattle! How is it now? Are there jobs? Should I move there? a couple minutes ago is making me think thing's are going cosmic again, pabs

― jergïns, Thursday, 27 September 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=robocop+dat+hoe

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crank+dat+albanian

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 24 January 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banildo

― jergins, Friday, 18 April 2008 06:21 (seventeen years ago)

so THAT's what lingbert was doing w/ those frozen bananas!

― tehresa, Friday, 18 April 2008 06:27 (seventeen years ago)

i <3 frozen bananas in my colon