1. have never IMed
― jergïns, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 05:58 (nineteen years ago)
yeah right
― Lingbert, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 06:10 (nineteen years ago)
asl?
― jergïns, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 06:16 (nineteen years ago)
http://theducks.org/pictures/do-not-want-dog.jpg
― Lingbert, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 06:51 (nineteen years ago)
i was ttly going to start this thread today.
u must have been reading my mind, jergs.
― g®▲đұ, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 07:42 (nineteen years ago)
2. for the whole first year i was online, i thought "lol" stood for "loser on line."
― g®▲đұ, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 07:43 (nineteen years ago)
lol
― jergïns, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 08:41 (nineteen years ago)
3. looked up ftw within the past week
― jergïns, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 08:51 (nineteen years ago)
4. i frequently look up words my "urban" friends say on "urbandictionary.com"
― Confounded, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 13:19 (nineteen years ago)
5. I only looked up ftw today, previously i used to believe it was a variant of wtf. Like saying fuck the shut up.
― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 13:25 (nineteen years ago)
6. i just had to look up imbroglio.
― g®▲đұ, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)
7. just today (or maybe yesterday), i realized what rfi means.
― Lingbert, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)
8. I have no "urban" friends.
― Pablo A, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)
loallll
― Confounded, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:26 (nineteen years ago)
http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/4613/potentialsuspectuc2.jpg
― jergïns, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 07:19 (nineteen years ago)
9. yesterday, i learned that the montreal expos are now the washington nationals.
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)
10. i am hugely intimidated by the (hugely) ass of a co-worker, and it has melted any and all game i had.
― Confounded, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)
11. #8 was a lie
― Pablo A, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)
8#
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)
12. yesterday, i went to jergins' house (to visit lxy) without realizing that he was already back in the usa.
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)
WTF DO U NOT READ IRE, LINGY?!!
― Confounded, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)
afterwards, i remembered him posting somewhere that he was going to be back at the end of may, but i guess i didn't realize that the end of may had already arrived. oh yeah, and there was something about a flight getting bumped, but that must have gone in one eye....two eyes...and out the....?
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)
...jergins' house (to visit lxy)....
-- Lingbert, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 9:59 AM (Wednesday, May 30, 2007 9:59 AM) Bookmark Link
uhhh.
― lxy, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)
i still don't know what this means.
however last night i dreamt that i had figured it out, except in my dream the letters i was figuring out were fct, and i thought they were short for forksclovetofu. in my dreams i am very smart, and also not very smart.
― lxy, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)
ftw = feel the wind
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)
-- lxy, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 7:03 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Oops! I meant i went to lxy's jergins house (to visit house)
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)
"just roomates"
― g®▲đұ, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)
Oops! I meant i (went) to the [lxy/jergins] bathhouse to <pay> the concierge.
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)
u make no sense 2 me.
part of your charm, i suppose.
x-post: this applies to all y'all.
― lxy, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)
13. don't know OIC
― jergïns, Thursday, 31 May 2007 02:35 (nineteen years ago)
haha
got it. oic
― jergïns, Thursday, 31 May 2007 02:38 (nineteen years ago)
14. tried to rig the greatest US president ever poll but gave up after creating 17 fake logins.
― g®▲đұ, Thursday, 31 May 2007 03:20 (nineteen years ago)
would have been 17 more votes than Taft deserved, but i salute u
― jergïns, Thursday, 31 May 2007 03:42 (nineteen years ago)
15. this picture will make me laugh 4 all time
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2145/breezenasalpillowinterfem0.jpg
― lxy, Thursday, 31 May 2007 04:08 (nineteen years ago)
he, he, he's sniffing his butt
― am0n, Thursday, 31 May 2007 05:07 (nineteen years ago)
ftw = for the win OR fuck tha world
― am0n, Thursday, 31 May 2007 05:09 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FTW
Hollywood Squares OR biker gangs
― am0n, Thursday, 31 May 2007 05:10 (nineteen years ago)
16. Heave Ho is totally http://forums.edgeemu.com/images/smilies/ohnogay6ey.gifhttp://controlledlabsforum.com/images/smilies/gay%20smilie.gif
― am0n, Thursday, 31 May 2007 05:34 (nineteen years ago)
ire LOVE THE GAY
― lxy, Thursday, 31 May 2007 05:37 (nineteen years ago)
wait not Heave Ho, I meant CONFOUDNED
― am0n, Thursday, 31 May 2007 05:43 (nineteen years ago)
u mean IRE amirite.
― lxy, Thursday, 31 May 2007 05:46 (nineteen years ago)
http://controlledlabsforum.com/images/smilies/gay%20smilie.gif @ u
― am0n, Thursday, 31 May 2007 05:50 (nineteen years ago)
ohnogay6ey.gif
― g®▲đұ, Thursday, 31 May 2007 06:42 (nineteen years ago)
CONFOUDNED
― Confounded, Thursday, 31 May 2007 12:09 (nineteen years ago)
tru
17. number of (estimated) hours i have spent on myspace trying to find the real "Wayne" Loftus: 4.5
― g®▲đұ, Thursday, 31 May 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)
18. tonight i ate christmas candy and cheese nips for supper.
― lxy, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 02:35 (nineteen years ago)
19. never known why porn needed to be spelled pr0n
― jergïns, Saturday, 7 July 2007 02:10 (nineteen years ago)
for word filter obv (i hereby accuse you of faking)
― Heave Ho, Saturday, 7 July 2007 02:28 (nineteen years ago)
more CEA
― jergïns, Sunday, 26 August 2007 23:44 (nineteen years ago)
that was the first song i ever uploaded.
― lxy, Thursday, 6 September 2007 05:49 (nineteen years ago)
Please continue numbering
― Confounded, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:24 (nineteen years ago)
27. Has "Febrezed" pair of pants before a date
― Confounded, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:26 (nineteen years ago)
28. (or 31.) Till recently i though JBR was some jabber client ilxors used where you had to have screennames approved
― Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:27 (nineteen years ago)
20. Why don't more black girls want a white lover who's long and strong?
-- Confounded, Sunday, July 8, 2007 11:02 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
-- Confounded, Thursday, September 6, 2007 8:26 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Confounded, Thursday, 6 September 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)
29. i forgot to number my confessions :(
― lxy, Thursday, 6 September 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)
30. ice cream for breakfast
― gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)
31. i haven't gotten sick of the winky face yet
― Lingbert, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)
;)
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/cea1.jpg
― gr8080, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:03 (nineteen years ago)
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/cea2.jpg
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/cea3.jpg
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/cea4.jpg
― gr8080, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:04 (nineteen years ago)
more CEA-- jergïns, Sunday, August 26, 2007 1:44 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
-- jergïns, Sunday, August 26, 2007 1:44 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:05 (nineteen years ago)
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― jergïns, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:30 (nineteen years ago)
LOL @ [ ? ]
― am0n, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 04:39 (nineteen years ago)
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― chaki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 04:50 (nineteen years ago)
3. Janet Jackson by Janet Jackson Claire says: "Janet Jackson"
― Lingbert, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 06:05 (nineteen years ago)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
― Confounded, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)
why was my post deleted??
― Lingbert, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:48 (nineteen years ago)
check email.
― gr8080, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:14 (nineteen years ago)
oh i guess i shouldn't have used her full name in googlable form. oops. sorry.
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:22 (nineteen years ago)
― gr8080, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:23 (nineteen years ago)
cl@ir3 3lis53 emb@rchieb@ld
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:24 (nineteen years ago)
There is a Lauren and there's a Laurel, I just realized that
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)
you'll have to adjust your internet stalking strategies appropriately.
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)
appropriatelyaccordingly
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)
32. Peeing in sinks is fun
― Confounded, Sunday, 13 April 2008 06:38 (eighteen years ago)
33. i have never peed in a sink
― lxy, Sunday, 13 April 2008 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
ex-girl used to yell at me for doing that but i'd still go when she wasn't around
― jergins, Sunday, 13 April 2008 19:51 (eighteen years ago)
lxy, while that may be TRU it is not much of a CONFESSION
― Confounded, Sunday, 13 April 2008 23:48 (eighteen years ago)
to be fair dude "peeing in sinks is fun" may be TRU but is not much of a CONFESSION
― max, Monday, 14 April 2008 04:49 (eighteen years ago)
"i peed in a sink" is a confession, "peeing in sinks is fun" is a statement of fact
"i peed in a fun sink"
― wilter, Monday, 14 April 2008 04:52 (eighteen years ago)
my confessions seldom meet confounded's high standards
― lxy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:14 (eighteen years ago)
lol i pee in sinks all the time just not my own
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:40 (eighteen years ago)
i think we've finally found the confession amongst the tru
― lxy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:57 (eighteen years ago)
peeing in sinks is fun is a statement of OPINION
BOO YA KA SHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Confounded, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 07:18 (eighteen years ago)
34. will someone please tell me how do post in license plate font because i have a good one to post but i don't know how
― lxy, Friday, 29 August 2008 04:43 (eighteen years ago)
hey lxy do u see the Formatting Help down at the bottom of the paage?
follow the instructions for
literal, non-proportional text
― gr8080, Friday, 29 August 2008 04:46 (eighteen years ago)
thanks gr8080!
― lxy, Friday, 29 August 2008 04:49 (eighteen years ago)
hey it worked!
!xoxox!
― lxy, Friday, 29 August 2008 04:50 (eighteen years ago)
;]
― gr8080, Friday, 29 August 2008 05:54 (eighteen years ago)
instructions for
literal, non-proportional sex pls
― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 29 August 2008 22:21 (eighteen years ago)
I think you want
(cock) block quotes
― snoball, Friday, 29 August 2008 22:23 (eighteen years ago)
tru confessions
― livestock crush (velko), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 23:21 (sixteen years ago)
http://controlledlabsforum.com/images/smilies/gay%20smilie.gif
― wilter, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 23:32 (sixteen years ago)