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WORKER CANNOT PAY BOX TO MOVE TO OTHER WAREHOUSE. PROBLEM IS MERELY AGITATED
TO REACH NEW LEVELS OF COMPLICATED LABOR MISHAPS AS WEIGHT FROM STACK OF $$$
IDIOTICALLY MISMANAGED BEFORE CREDIBLE WITNESSES ADDS TO HEAVINESS BOX ITSELF
THREATENS TO ENCOMPASS IN APATHETIC FASHION.

WORKER CANNOT TELL OTHER BOX TO CONVINCE BOX THAT OTHER WAREHOUSE PROVIDES
ALTERNATIVE TO OPTIONLESS BOX LIFE. WORKER HOWEVER RECEIVES DOUBLETIME
OVERTIME REFUNDS OF ALL DUES PAID EVER AND ADDED BONUS TO MAKE WORKER
SHUT THE FUCK UP IN GENERAL THIS CAVALCADE OF MONUMENTAL CASH PAYS FOR
WORKER TO DRIVE A HIGH-TECH ORB THROUGH EVERYONE'S HOUSE ON EVERY PLANET THE
RANDOMNESS-PRIORITIZED ORB MANAGES TO ACCIDENTALLY FIND.... ALL SURPLUS CASH IN
GENERAL IS EXHAUSTED IN WORKER-SENSE-INVITES-FAILURE ATTEMPTS AT TRYING TO PAY
FOR THIS BULLSHIT AND IS UNDERSTANDABLY TOLD TO LEAVE FIVE PLACES AT ONCE AHEAD
OF TIME, DEPRESSING WORKER BUMBLES INTO SICKDAY PHONECALL HALF-PAY ARRANGEMENTS
SPONSORED BY THE UNION OF WORKER.

WORKER CANNOT EXPECT OTHER WORKER TO CREATE CLEVER FACADE OF A JOB WELL DONE
DESPITE ONLY 4 SECONDS ON THE JOB GONE BY AND AN OBVIOUS INCONSISTENCY IN
WAREHOUSE'S DEAD-END SCHEDULE FIASCOS. IF WORKER DOES EXPECT OTHER WORKER TO
ANYTHING, IT SHOULD BE EXPECTED THAT WORKER FAILS FOOD-TEST ADMINISTERED AT
HIGHLY-PAID JAPANESE TIMING DURING POSSIBILITY OF ON-THE-JOB ACCIDENT OCCURING
(BUT AT LEAST FORTUNATELY FOR WORKER, PAY IS TRIPLED AND UNEDITED BY TAX PANELS
OR REASONLESS DEDUCTION TRIUMVORATES FOR THE DURATION OF THIS WORKER-ANGERING
FAILURE ASSURED SNEAKY WAY OF DOWNSIZING AND ILLEGALLY CONTINUING TO RUN SHIT
HALF-ASS AT EXPENSE OF THE ENTIRE FUTURE IN ALL LECTURE-QUALITY FIRM-TOED
SERIOUSNESS). WORKER CAN LAUGH AT UNION'S PROJECTED IMMINENT DOWNFALL ONLY
HALF-HEARTEDLY WHILE FACING NO POSSIBILITY OF RETIREMENT LUXURY OR ANY OTHER
STATUS BUT WORKER WHO GETS PAID A DIFFERENT RATE AND EVEN FORM OF CURRENCY
EVERY 7.62 MINUTES AS ACCORDING TO ASSHOLE UNION-APPOINTED
TRIVIALITY-PRODUCTION MANAGER IN CONSTANT TRAINING DUE TO ADVANCED ALZHEIMER'S
SENILITY BRAIN-DAMAGE ALTERNATE REALITY SCHIZOPHRENIC COMPULSIVE
SENSE-OF-PRESERVATION DISORDER AND THE DREADED "YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP
ACCORDING TO EVEN THE DOCTORS WHO KEEP TRYING DESPITE COMPLETE OBVIOUS
TELEVISED FAILURE AFTER CONVENTIONAL METHODS, TO UTTER SHOCK, EXHAUST
THEMSELVES - SHOT THROUGH A PANE OF GLASS; THE ONLY SET WAY TO PLAY CHUTES AND
LADDERS AS A MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE, AS OPPOSED TO BEING DETACHED FROM REALITY
LIKE AN ASS WHO'S ONLY CONCERN IS COLLECTION OF SHIT YAHTZEE DICE ROLLS IN
BESIDES A CUP; AN EXCHANGE OF REASONS TO LIVE FOR AND RESOLUTIONS TO 'GET
SOME', IN TRADE FOR A GODDAMN ANTISOCIAL TENDENCY YOU CAN'T HELP" DISEASE, OR
"YOU GIVE DOCTORS COMPLETE AFTER-SHOCK SHOT GLASS SET AND MEMORABLE DETACHED
ASS COLLECTION IN EXCHANGE FOR SOME GODDAMN HELP" FOR SHORT (ALL THAT ABOUT A
LIMPDICK PRODUCTION MANAGER... SEE THAT HIS PAY IS CUT IN HALF AND THAT HIS
HOURLY RATE LITERALLY BLEEDS) - EITHER WAY PUTS WORKER IN EVEN WORSE DREGS OF
MOOD ANARCHY, WHICH CAUSES CONCERNED UNION
HAIR-TRIGGER-REACTION-TERMINATION-OF-WORKER-EMPLOYMENT EXPERTS TO LAY OFF EVEN
WORKERS WHO HAVE BEEN PREVIOUSLY BEEN FIRED, BENEFITTING THEM WITH AN
UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK AND A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
WORKER CANNOT COMMAND WAREHOUSE/BOX TRANSFIGURATION WITH LOUD VOCAL INSTRUCTION
OR AUTHORITY COMMANDED BY ROBUSTNESS OF GROOMWORTHY WORKER BEARD, BUT INSTEAD
HAS (UNPAID-FOR) CULTIVATION OF SUDDEN IDEA, AND ARMED WITH THIS AND A
FISHER-PRICE TOOLKIT WORKER JUMP-KICKS BOX TO OTHER WAREHOUSE, BUT THE BOX AND
OTHER WAREHOUSE TURN OUT TO BE WRONG AND JUST TRICKS PLAYED BY UNION
COMPLICATE-WORKER'S-DUTIES-TO-POINT-OF-EXTREME-UNFAIRNESS STAFF, WHO DON'T GIVE
A SHIT THAT JUMP-KICK MAY BE USED LATER ON THEM BY A PERSPECTIVE-ROBBED WORKER
OF EXTREME FIGHTING ABILITY NOT COVERED IN UNION STATUTES, AS DESPERATE STAFF
FLIPS THROUGH THE BOOK OF INSTANT LEGAL DEFENSE THEY ARE VERY SAD TO RELY
SOLELY ON AT SUCH INEVITABLE APPROACH OF ASS-KICKING SETBACKS AND
UNPLEASANTNESS PAID FOR ONLY WITH SITUATION-ALTERING DRUGS WHICH ARE
IMMEDIATELY TESTED FOR ALONG WITH THE WORKER FRUSTRATION 'TILL THEIR
PREDICTABLE TRANSFORMATION INTO DEMONS (NOT PAID FOR) IS ALSO TESTED FOR BY
WHOEVER UNEMPLOYED HAPPENS TO WALK BY THE TEST ROOM AT THAT EXACT FRACTION OF
AN IMPERCEPTIBLY MEASURED PIECE OF AN ANNOYING TIME FRAGMENT; THE SAME WINDOW
OF TIME IN WHICH ANYONE COULD DETERMINE THAT THESE SUSPICIALLY EVERPRESENT
"VOLUNTEERS" ARE FUCKING STUPID. BUT NOT AS STUPID AS MOST PEOPLE FEEL IF
THEY'VE CONTINUED THEIR READING WELL PAST THE JUSTIFICATION OF POSSESSING A
KNACK FOR BEING DILLIGENT TO PRECISELY HERE OR SO, FINALLY JOINING THE MANY
OTHERS IN LOATH(E?) AND DISDAIN FOR SUCH A DRAWN-OUT, UNNECESSARILY WINDING IN
AND OUT OF IRRELEVANCIES AND TANGENTS UNTIL THE WHOLE THING IS JUST
SUPERFLUOUSLY DEAD-ENDED IN A MAZE WHERE YOUR TRACING PENCIL HITS AN UNPASSABLE
WALL OR LINE ALMOST BEFORE IT EVEN TOUCHES THE PAPER. THE FEW STILL READING
ARE PROBABLY HARDCORE MELVINS FANS, ALL-CAPS POSTING FANS, OPTIONLESS LIKE THE
BOX FROM WHEN THIS POSTED WRITING ACTUALLY GOES BACK "ON-TOPIC", TRYING TO
REALLY FORGET ABOUT A REALLY BAD DAY/LIFE BY READING AS HORRENDOUS A DISPLAY OF
CONSTANT EXPLAINING, SUB-EXPLAINING, ANTI-EXPLAINING, AND THEN EXPLAINING HOW
ALL PREVIOUS EXPLANATIONS WERE BULLSHIT - ESSENTIALLY A MAD OR
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER CHAFFEUR MAKING 4 LEFTS IN STEAD OF SATISFYING,
SENSIBLE PROGRESS. THE NEXT PARAGRAPH ACTS AS IF THE FLOW OF THE TOPIC HAD NOT
BEEN SO INTERRUPTED BY SIDEBAR FOOTNOTES AND EXPECTS YOU TO SHIFT GEARS ONCE
AGAIN IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN INTEREST TO READ (BY NOW, OF COURSE, GATHERED FROM
UNKNOWN AUTO-REPLENISHING SOURCES... HUMBLY ASSUMED AS OPPOSED TO GARANDIPIDOUS
TRIBUTES TO MY OWN MONOPOLY MOOLAH WEALTH OF NONSENSE. FOR THE SAKE OF
BANDWIDTH, IF ANYTHING, LET'S (LET ME? LET?) MOVE ON.

WORKER CANNOT DO ANYTHING BUT GET FIRED FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH AND EVEN
LOSS-OF-INCOME-SOURCE THEME MUSIC ACCOMPANIES THE SAD NEWS AND BOOT-IN-ASS THAT
FOLLOWS FOR SHIFT-UNSCHEDULED WORKER. BOX TAKES OVER POSITION AND ALSO EVERY
ASPECT CONTAINED IN THE UNIVERSE AND WHATEVER GRANDIOSE CONCEPTS OF INDULGENT
POWER IDEALISM OUTRANK IT, BUT SOMEHOW REMAINS OPTIONLESS WITH A WAREHOUSE THAT
ISN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION PERMANENTLY AND A FIRED WORKER MUTILATED INTO
LOOKING LIKE SATAN GOING INTO EVERY WAREHOUSE AT DIFFERENT TIMES IN AN
UNAUTHORIZED MANNER THAT THE RUNAWAY FARM ANIMALS WHO WERE HIRED TO DETERMINE
CLEARANCE AND VALIDITY AND BASICALLY PAID HANDSOMELY IN CONSTANT FOOD SALVAGED
FROM TRASH INCEPTORS AND DEADLY HYGIENE WORKER WHO WERE FIRED VIOLENTLY AND
EXPENSIVELY BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE FOR ENTIRE NUMBER-ASSIGNED SECTORS OF
UNIFORMITY W/OUT RECESS OR OUTLET IN ANY FORM... THANK GOD THOSE BASTIONS OF
THE HIGHEST PRIORITY FOR UNION RESCUE HIERARCHY IN ORDERED TIERS DESCENDING BY
RASCISM, PREJUDICES, HANDICAPS, GENDER (INCLUDING SUSPECTED BETRAYAL OF
MANDATORY GENDER-INHERENT QUALITIES OR ACTING LIKE A ROBOT TO TRANSCEND WORKER
INCOMPETENCE, ETC.) WORKER-DIRECTED HATRED HANDED DOWN FROM CORPORATE
REGARDLESS OF WHETHER IT'S DESERVED OR NOT OR EVEN IF CORPORATE OR UNION (OR
ALL LIFE AND MATTER) CEASES TO EXIST, LAUGHABLE CIRCUMSTANCES, RETARDNESS, THE
OBSCURE CASE OF NON-BEARDED WORKER, OR ANY SUB-JUNCTURE THAT STRAYS FROM THE
CONCEPT AND SIMPLICITY OF "WORKER". UNION STATUTES ENSURE STRICT CONFORMITY
AND UNPUNISHED CRIMES FROM EMPLOYER OR HIGHER-UP OR OMNIPOTENT GOD WHO IS
APPOINTED TO A POSITION THAT MATTERS LESS TO HIS MORE DIVINE VARIATION OF
INCONSEQUENTIAL HORSESHIT, THAN THE TOKEN MORAL QUARTER-AFTER-THE-HOURLY
SYNDICATED LESSONS THAT CAUSE THOUSANDS TO BURN CALORIES AND STAY IN SHAPE
SIMPLY BY RUNNING FROM THEIR TELEVISIONS DURING THESE UNWANTED RESULTS OF
CONSERVATIVE MONSTERS AND THEIR HYPOCRITICAL WHINING. YES, LESS THAN THAT.
WORKER LEARNS A LESSON IN SWIFT POINTLESSNESS ABUSED BY FUNDAMENTALIST-CREATED
TREMENDOUS PRETENSIONS OF EVENTUALLY PROVIDING A DOT TO THE " I " WHEN THIS IS
ALL OBVIOUSLY IN UPPERCASE YOU MORONS. YOU UPTIGHT BASTARDS, TAKE THE BAMBOO
POLE THAT'S BEEN STUCK UP YOUR ASSES SINCE YOU WALTZED INTO GETTING THE SHIT
BEATEN OUT OF YOU BY JACKIE CHAN AND ALL THE INANIMATE OBJECTS HE MAKES DO THE
REST OF THE FIGHTING FOR HIM ON THE SET OF "RUSH HOUR 2", APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE
YOU KNOW FOR BEING A PIECE OF SHIT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, AND GO TO THE DAMN BAR:
SEE, YOU CAN LEARN SOMETHING FROM WORKER (NOT PAID FOR, SEE ARTICLE 213 OR JUST
TRUST US)

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