someone punch her on the nose
-- Heave Ho, Monday, July 2, 2007 10:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― jergïns, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)
~
― jergïns, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)
The Pilot's a different man now, when i met him he was fearless, sucked the marrow out of life, kid thought he could outrun gravity for ever, gravity caught up with him.
-- Heave Ho=, Friday, June 2, 2006 12:48 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
Monsieur White, you should get a new shtick, perhaps a yiddish shtick. This one's gotten old and mouldy.
-- Heave Ho, Sunday, July 1, 2007 9:17 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
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Name: حسين خارق
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Location: کراچی
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Info: چھوٹے! ببل گم کھاو گے؟ چھوڑو یار! جب بیپی ببل بار جیسی بڑی ببل بار ہو، تو ان چھوٹوں کو کون پوچھ
― am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)
Info: چھوٹے! ببل گم کھاو گے؟ چھوڑو یار! جب بیپی ببل بار جیسی بڑی ببل بار ہو، تو ان چھوٹوں کو کون پوچ Info: چھوٹے! ببل گم کھاو گے؟ چھوڑو یار! جب بیپی ببل بار جیسی بڑی ببل بار ہو، تو ان چھوٹوں کو کون پوچ Info: چھوٹے! ببل گم کھاو گے؟ چھوڑو یار! جب بیپی ببل بار جیسی بڑی ببل بار ہو، تو ان چھوٹوں کو کون پوچ Info: چھوٹے! ببل گم کھاو گے؟ چھوڑو یار! جب بیپی ببل بار جیسی بڑی ببل بار ہو، تو ان چھوٹوں کو کون پوچ Info: چھوٹے! ببل گم کھاو گے؟ چھوڑو یار! جب بیپی ببل بار جیسی بڑی ببل بار ہو، تو ان چھوٹوں کو کون پوچ
― am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
Heaven \Heav"en\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Heavened; p. pr. & vb. n. Heavening.] To place in happiness or bliss, as if in heaven; to beatify. [R.]
We are happy as the bird whose nest Is heavened in the hush of purple hills.
― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)
heave ho, i always thought you came to us via guess papers, but you were reading ask a drunk 2 years ago, huh?
― jergïns, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)
i have a theory about heave ho.
― lxy, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 05:15 (eighteen years ago)
more than that, i've been reading ask a drunk on LUSENET since 2001 and posting on lusenet's Middless Prattle after ask a drunk moved here.
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 05:16 (eighteen years ago)
u are maybe working on a next level i dont get
― jergïns, Thursday, 5 July 2007 08:16 (eighteen years ago)
u don't know lusenet? That's where ilx used to be before there was ilx
― Heave Ho, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)
guess papers came from greenspun
― am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)
i dont hang out at places called "lusenet"
tx
― Confounded, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)
metaphorically not internetically
― jergïns, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)
more like lusernet
― Lingbert, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)
http://photo.net/photo/pcd0133/monument-valley-goats-40.tcl
― Lingbert, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
http://photo.net/photo/pcd0133/monument-valley-goats-40.3.jpg
― Lingbert, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)
copyright 1989
― Confounded, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)
around 600-2400 metres
-- Heave Ho, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― jergïns, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 07:02 (eighteen years ago)
length of mah peeenus^
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.chroniclebooks.com/site/catalog/images/items/0735820/0735820910/0735820910_norm.jpg
― am0n, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)
u seem kinda sprung 4 him, amon
― Confounded, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)
Heavening Can Wait
― lxy, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)
lxy i wud never b heavening with you bcuz u r my friend jergin's wife.
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)
lawlz
― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)
ROOMMATE
― jergïns, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)
In Karachi, female roommate = WIFE
― Heave Ho, Thursday, 12 July 2007 00:00 (eighteen years ago)
make me a drink woman -- jergins (jergins), Monday, January 8, 2007 8:27 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link--------------------------------------------------------------------------------YES! -- lxy (lxy), Monday, January 8, 2007 8:34 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link--------------------------------------------------------------------------------make it a double and go heavy on the breast milk -- jergins (jergins), Monday, January 8, 2007 8:44 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link--------------------------------------------------------------------------------YES! -- lxy (lxy), Monday, January 8, 2007 8:57 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link
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YES! -- lxy (lxy), Monday, January 8, 2007 8:34 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link
make it a double and go heavy on the breast milk -- jergins (jergins), Monday, January 8, 2007 8:44 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link
YES! -- lxy (lxy), Monday, January 8, 2007 8:57 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Thursday, 12 July 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)
breast milk in a drink /= relationship
― jergïns, Thursday, 12 July 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)
(seriously though have you guys ever tried that one drink--they call it a White Mother Russian here. with breast milk 6-9 months after birth and the right kind of liquer it really is kind of the perfect drink. tip!)
― jergïns, Thursday, 12 July 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)
also who said it was mine? i happen to know that the milk of the breast goes for $3 / oz. and can be purchased via craig's list.
― lxy, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)
now you are informed.
-- Confounded, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 7:19 PM (4 hours ago)
u seem kinda 8====D~ ~ ~ )-; jealous
― am0n, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)
pix?
― am0n, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:40 (eighteen years ago)
everyone just got very defensive.
― gr8080, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/30/238130.jpg
― am0n, Thursday, 12 July 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)
I AM THIS TIGER
http://www.worldwidehtml.com/outlink/myanmar_tigers_xbk101_3159.jpg
― jergïns, Thursday, 12 July 2007 04:27 (eighteen years ago)
just a couple of roommates at the beach
http://www.womanthouartgod.com/images/bfeeding.jpg
― am0n, Thursday, 12 July 2007 04:35 (eighteen years ago)
i wish the hat kept the sun out of my eyes more
― jergïns, Thursday, 12 July 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)
lxwife
― Lingbert, Thursday, 12 July 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)
I’ll tell ya, my lxwife and I, we don’t think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
― jergïns, Thursday, 12 July 2007 06:50 (eighteen years ago)
no marriages on this board.
-- lxy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:02 (2 days ago) Link
― lxy, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)
http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/dec04/dead.dangerfield1230_big.jpg
― Confounded, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)
contributing to the sexual delinquency of a minor
-- Heave Ho, Friday, July 13, 2007 2:33 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergïns, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)
rodney dangerfield: the heebening
― gershy, Saturday, 14 July 2007 06:37 (eighteen years ago)
has any woman ever committed suicide by shooting herself in the vagina?
-- Heave Ho, Thursday, July 5, 2007 4:01 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Monday, 13 August 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago)
LOLOLOLOL
― Heave Ho, Monday, 13 August 2007 00:47 (seventeen years ago)
LOLOLOLOLOL
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago)
btw LOLOLOLOLOLOL
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago)
file under WTF why wtfrudoin weirdo
― am0n, Friday, 21 March 2008 19:52 (seventeen years ago)
meta
― El Tomboto, Friday, 21 March 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 21 March 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)
our lives
― am0n, Friday, 21 March 2008 23:57 (seventeen years ago)
hmmm how to see all posts on there BY Big Hoos?
― Electronic Bugaloo, Saturday, 22 March 2008 00:19 (seventeen years ago)
wtf heave ho
-- Lingbert, Thursday, May 3, 2007 10:09 AM (Yesterday)
-- Lingbert, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:13 (10 months ago) Link
― Lingbert, Saturday, 22 March 2008 00:39 (seventeen years ago)
lall
― am0n, Saturday, 22 March 2008 01:23 (seventeen years ago)
bell_labs more you, less cats and Ian please
-- Electronic Bugaloo, Saturday, March 22, 2008 12:02 AM (18 hours ago)
― am0n, Saturday, 22 March 2008 22:42 (seventeen years ago)
positive ID
― gr8080, Saturday, 22 March 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)
the heavebot becomes more mind-boggling with each upgrade
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 23 March 2008 02:44 (seventeen years ago)
There's nothing, in the slightest way, mind-boggling about that Lindsay is very pretty and consistently nice to me. Also why would I want to look at some dude's pics?
― Electronic Bugaloo, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:41 (seventeen years ago)
dont be mean heave ian is very pretty too
― max, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:42 (seventeen years ago)
why would I want to look at some dude's pics?
you seemed to like this guy well enough
― el bit, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)
own3d
― am0n, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)
<3 heave
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago)
why?
― jergins, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)
i don't...know...?
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)
who us el bit
― gr8080, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)
oh that was me fucking around
― jergins, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)
Also why would I want to look at some dude's pics?
by heave ho Member since: September 15, 2007 http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sch/gr2/nophoto3_48x48.gif i've met him too.. in bed. 3 hours ago
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 23:00 (seventeen years ago)
looOoool
― am0n, Thursday, 27 March 2008 01:01 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/evlchk/
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 22 August 2008 22:53 (sixteen years ago)
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/profilekiss/graphics/Greeting/Welcome_Back/welcome_back_aaq.gif
― eman, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 01:25 (sixteen years ago)
who is?
― Choose Leif, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:17 (sixteen years ago)
is/was ;_;
oic 8 to 80
― Choose Leif, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:25 (sixteen years ago)
nope
― eman, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:29 (sixteen years ago)
he's been back for awhile, just not on IRE
http://images.outinamerica.com/postcards/Batty.gif
― velko, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:36 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/tron.jpg
― max, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:37 (sixteen years ago)
oi c
― Choose Leif, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 03:52 (sixteen years ago)
Yo, heave ho! Yo, heave ho! Once more, once again, still once more Yo, heave ho! Yo, heave ho! Once more, once again, still once more
Now we fell the stout birch tree, Now we pull hard: one, two, three. Ay-da, da, ay-da! Ay-da, da, ay-da! Now we fell the stout birch tree
As the barges float along, To the sun we sing our song. Ay-da, da, ay-da! Ay-da, da, ay-da! To the sun we sing our song.
Hey, hey, let's heave a-long the way to the sun we sing our song Yo, heave ho! Yo, heave ho! Once more, once again, still once more
Volga, Volga our pride, Mighty stream so deep and wide. Ay-da, da, ay-da! Ay-da, da, ay-da! Volga, Volga you're our pride.
Yo, heave ho! Yo, heave ho! Once more, once again, still once more Yo, heave ho! Yo, heave ho!
― am0n, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:34 (sixteen years ago)
We offer online and Faxless Payday Loans that you can receive the same day.The best Lenders from USA
― asydayjobs (unregistered), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)
thanks heave, glad to have you back
― classic poopypants (jergins), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
bettbatt (2:22:06 AM): when i was in tenth grade our maths teacher told us the integral sign was a snake that would bite us if we did not master it
― Big K.R.U.T. (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 11 January 2010 07:24 (fifteen years ago)
bettbatt: he was right toobettbatt: i didn't master it and it bit me several times in later years
― tehresa, Monday, 11 January 2010 07:25 (fifteen years ago)
― lxy, Tuesday, July 3, 2007
??
― velko, Monday, 11 January 2010 08:20 (fifteen years ago)
http://heave-ho.org/
― am0n, Monday, 7 February 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)
http://heave-ho.org/wp-content/themes/german-newspaper/images/heave-ho-header.png
― buzza, Monday, 7 February 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.heavehocharters.com/images/leftlogobar.gif
― am0n, Monday, 7 February 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)
Fun Cruises
― ciderpress, Monday, 7 February 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)
love this thread
― acoleuthic, Monday, 7 February 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
cut, of course
― Heave Ho, Friday, August 17, 2007 4:43 PM (3 years ago)
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 05:04 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.kiva.org/team/heavehoorg
― buzza, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2661784232_e6e89c27fd_b.jpg
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Monday, 14 July 2014 17:06 (eleven years ago)
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/05/18/world/asia/fake-diplomas-real-cash-pakistani-company-axact-reaps-millions-columbiana-barkley.html
― alomar lines, Monday, 18 May 2015 01:23 (ten years ago)
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/17/world/asia/tracking-axacts-websites.html
― alomar lines, Thursday, 21 May 2015 04:49 (ten years ago)
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/282021_74042140.jpg
― alomar lines, Friday, 5 June 2015 06:51 (ten years ago)
http://images.geo.tv/updates_pics/Pakistan-Axact-FIA-investigation-corruption-karachi_6-3-2015_186876_l.jpghttp://www.geo.tv/article-186876-FIA-arrests-four-more-Axact-employees
― alomar lines, Friday, 5 June 2015 06:53 (ten years ago)
https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic169331.jpg
― 😭 (am0n), Friday, 5 June 2015 19:36 (ten years ago)