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what is the best dish in Karachi?

why do you listen to gov't propaganda re: hash?

am0n, Monday, 27 August 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

do you wear or have you ever worn jeans? were they made by bugle boy?

am0n, Monday, 27 August 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

do u own a gun?

am0n, Monday, 27 August 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

urdu?

am0n, Monday, 27 August 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

lol

Confounded, Monday, 27 August 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

Musharraf didn't enact martial law as predicted. Do you think he will weasel his way into another term? Do you support the previously ousted judge? Have you ever been to Peshawar? What's it like?

jergïns, Monday, 27 August 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

where the hell is he i need answers

am0n, Monday, 27 August 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

do u think benazir butto is a hotty?

http://www.solarnavigator.net/geography/geography_images/Pakistan_Benazir_Bhutto_Prime_Minister.jpg

sanskrit, Monday, 27 August 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

welcome to the only thread on IRE that Heave Ho hasn't yet posted to

Confounded, Monday, 27 August 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

therefore this is where you will find me

lxy, Monday, 27 August 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

ouch!@

Pablo A, Monday, 27 August 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

heave ho did you haxx my computer? my homepage has defaulted to google arabic like 6 times today, both at work and at home.

fess up, i will give u propz

sanskrit, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't, it's jon williams that done it, it happens to me too click here to restore english

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

IRE = I Roll Eyes

lxy, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

heave ho thanx broseph

sanskrit, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

Mera name payal hai, mai 23 years aur 1 bachhey ki maa hun, mere swabhaaw mai do
baaten shaamil hai, ek to mujhey gussaa bahoot aata hai, dusaraa mai kaafi
uttejak tatha kaamuk hun, krodh mey mai apnaa maansik santulan kho baithati hun,
issi gussey ki wazah se mai 3 warsh purva maikey aa gai thi, pati ke laakh
manaaney per bhi wapes nahi gai iski ek khaash wazha ye thi ki way mujhey thik
tarah chod kar santust nahi kar patey thay, aisaa samajh lijiye ki way meri
chudaai eachha puri nahi kar paatey they, unkey paas rah kar bhi meri
bhaavnaayen eadher udhar bhatakti thi, Maikey aakar mainey ek naukari pakad li
thi, yahan meri mulaakaat ek yuvak se hui jo dekhaney mai sunder aur swabhaav se
bahut chhanchhal tha, choti choti mulaakaton mai uski aur khinchati chali gai,
uska naam prashant tha, prasant ki chaahat ne dil may ek aag aur tadap paida kar
di, prasant ko malum tha mai saadi suda aur ek bachhey ki maa hun, pataa nahi
kahan se mere dil may ye dar baith gaya ki prasant mere prem ko thookraa na dey,
office may kai baar ussay baat hoti thi magar dil ka haal hothon per aaney se
pahley hi mere hoth kaanp uthatey thay, Meri ek sahkarmi hai jiska naam jimi
hai, wah goa ki rahaney wali hai, wo aadhunik khyaalon ki hai, ek deen baton
baton may pata chalaa ki uska talaak ho chukaa hai, mainey bhi usey apni
pareshaani batai,

bus jimi se meri dosti ho gai, dar-asal mujhey ek aise hi dost ki talaash thi,
ek deen prasant mere paas khadaa hoker ek phile dekh rahaa tha, meri kaamnaa
bhadak rahi thi, dil may aag si lagi thi, prasant us aag se bekhabar tha, mai
apney khayaalon may aisa khoi baithi thi ki mujhey ia baat ka ahsaas nahi raha
ki jimi mera chheharaa dekh kar mere dil ki baat padh rahi hai, mere hanth may
bhi phile thi pyar may andhi hokar jisey mai ultee rakhey thi, phile ultee hai
ya sidhi mujhey is baat ka ahsaas hi nahi tha bus eatnaa jarur pata tha ki meri
janghon ke beach meri choot tadap rahi hai aur apni janghon ko bhinch kar usey
dabaana hai, usey bhinch bhinch kar mainey neebu ki taraha neechod diya thaa,
choot key ras ki chipchipaahat mujhey apni janghon ke beach mahsus ho rahi thi,
kuch der baad prasant wahan se chala gaya, magar kuch hi der may jaalim meri
choot may ek aag si bhadka gaya, samajh may nahi aa raha thaa ki aab mai is
choot ki aag ko kaise thanda karun, tabhi meri nazar apni ungulion(fingers) per
gai jinkey beach ek mota sa pen phansaa tha, ''Oh, prasant kaash tum mere dil ki
baat samajh saktey, kaash mai tumhey dikha paati ki iss pen ki takdeer tumsey
kitani achhi hai, " (mai man hi man badbadaa rahi thi) aab mai wahan rook nahi
sakti thi mainey pen sambhaala aur chupchaap bathroom ki or chal di, mai apni
kalpanaaon may itani kho gai thi ki is baat ka pataa bhi nahi chalaa ki dabey
paon koi mere peachey peachey aa raha hai, mai prasant ko dekh kar uttejanaa may
itani paagal ho jaati thi.

Us deen bhi aisaa hi maamla tha, mai jald se jald bathroom me jaakar us pen ke
saath apnee kalpanon me kho jaana chhahti thi, bathroom me pahunch kar mainey
apni sari apney pet tak uthaa kar pakad li, mujhey penty pahanney ki aadat
bilkul nahi hai, (majburan maasik ke deenon mey penty kaa sahaara lena padata
hai), mujhe iss baat ka khayaal hi nahi rahaa ki darwaje ki kundi nahi lagaai
hai, mainey apni ek tang uthaa kar apnaa pair deewaar se sattaa liya ab main
jhuk kar apni choot saaf dekh sakati thi, uskaa gilla gilla ahsaas mujhey pagal
bana gaya, mainey pen seedha pakad kar uskaa mota bhaag choot ki khaas jagah per
rakhaa to uski phdphdaahat mujhey mahsus hui, " seeeeee.......mat tadap meri
rani....uuun na tadap" mainey usey pen se sahalaaya, " hun....ab tera is pen ke
siwaa dusraa sahaara nahi hai meri billo, mai majboor hun....ki tere leeye iskey
alaawa kuch aur nahi kar sakti.aaj to tun issi se apnaa chotaa sa dil bahlaa
ley....kal se yahan tere leeye ek moti mombatti laakar rakh dungi, " mai pagalon
ki tarah apni bejuban choot se baaten kar rahi thi, uski phulaahat aur chota saa
maasum munh mujhsey dekha nahi jaa rahaa tha, mainey choot ke chotey se munha
per pen bheeda kar jaisey hi aagey dhakelaa ki dhadaam se kisi ne darwaaja
khola, mera muh darwajey ki taraf hi tha meri choot may aadha pen ghoos chuka
tha aur aadha mainey pakad rakha tha, achaanak darwaaja khulney se mai dar gai,
saamney jimi khadi thi " wah...payal wah tu is bechaari choot ko achaa pagal
banaa rahi hai, aise to tun iakaa satyanash kar daalegi" uska issaara meri chhot
ki taraf tha,

" ooon..phir kya karun?, mainey kaha " iss bechaari ko to koi sahaara hi nahi de
raha, bus ab to ley dey kar iski kismat may aisi chijen hi rah gai hain" mainey
apni choot may phansaa pen nikaal kar usey dikhaaya, " aisi bat nahi hai payal
iski to mai aisi chudaai karwaa dungi ki iskaa dil hamesha khush raheyga,

Mainey machal kar kaha " kya ye nek kaam ho saktaa hai"

" arey han yaar apney office may to aisey aisey langoor hai jo har samaya choot
chatney ko taiyaar rahtey hain, jaise wo apna budha chapraasi babu lal" jimi ne
kaha,

" nahi meri choot ka dil to kisi aur per hai" mainey kaha,

" haan babaa mai jaanti hun teri choot ka dil prasant per aa gaya hai, badaa
galat aadmi chunaa hai isne wo to ekdum sanyaasi tipe ka aadmi hai"

" feer kaisey baat baneygi" mainey kahaa" ye kamini (choot)to usi kay ishq ki
laat khaana chahti hai, ye kamini pyar karney lagi hai uski laat se"

" wah....very good" wah meri choot ki taraf dekh kar muskaraai" kya isney uski
laat ko dekha hai"

" nahi ray" mainey ek thandi saans li" bus ye iski kalpanaa hi samajh ley"

" kaafi aklamand lagati hai yey" wah mere pas aakar jhuki aur meri choot badi
baariki se dekhney lagi, uska uun meri choot ko dekhana mujhe acha lag rahaa
tha, uskey dekhaney se meri paagal deewani choot may sarsaraahat badh gai,

" hun...iski akla thikaaney lagaaney ka mai bandobast karati hun, chod is pen ko
chal tebele per baithtey hai aur sochtey hain iskey hosh kaise udaaya jaaye" wah
mujhe khinchtey huway boli,

" haan jimi kuch soch yaar bechaari teen(3) saal se aansu bahaatey huway mera
her julm bardaast kar rahi hai" mainey kaha,

Wah mujhey bathroom se khinch laai aur babulal ko do coffie laaney ka order kar
diya, mere puray badan may ab bhi kasmasaahat ho rahi thi, aaj ka deen bahut
bura tha, aaj meri badnaseebi may ek chota sa pen bhi kaam na aaya, jimi gaharey
soch may dubi thi uskey sochaney ka dhang bata rahaa tha wah aaj her haal may
meri aur meri choot ki tabiyat hari(green)kar denaa chahti hai,

" kitaney deenon se teri gaadi ka bonatt tap rahaa hai" usney mujh se pucha,

" teen(3) saal se yaar, buraa haal hai mera" mainey usey bataaya

" kisi aadmi se teraa paala nahi pada" usney hairaan hoker pucha,

" hun.. Kisi aadmi se to mera paala nahi pada" maine kahaa" han teen(3)bayngan
aur bees(20) mombattiyan zarur tod chuki hun mai"

" theek hai, tumahari boor ki halat dekhtey huway may is natijay per pahuchi hun
ki filhaal tumhey babulal ke pani (water) se apna bonet thanda karwaana hoga"
usney hanstey huway kaha,

" kyon mazaak kar rahi hai yaar, us budhey ke bus ka hai kya meri choot ko
thanda karna, kyon meri tapti choot per namak chidak rahi ho, " mainey gussey
may kaha,

" mai kaun hoti hun tymahaari coot may namak chidakney wali, wo to all ready

Namkeen hai, " wo hans kar boli,

" to kya tum meri choot ka majaak udaa rahi ho" mainey gussey se kaha,

" nahi ray tum meri baat ka galat matlab nikaal rahi ho, mai to khud babulal se
apni choot ki garmi nikalwati hun wo 60 saal kaa budha nahi 60 saal ka jawaan
hai, " ssney mujhe samjhaatey huway kaha,

" hunh, aisey budhey to t.v. Per chyawanpraas ke add may hi dikhtey hai, meri
Garmi to prasant jaisa gathilaa jawaan hi nikaal saktaa hai, " mainey tadap kar
kaha,

" dekh payal, mainey tujhsey abhi kaha mai bhi ussey apni choot marwaati hun
aadmi mera janchaa parkhaa hai, phir usmay ek khaas baat hai jo bahut kam mardon
may paai jaati hai" , usney kaha,

" achaa, aisi kya khash baat hai usmay" mainey hairaan hokar puchaa,

" uskaa pen(lund)10" lambaa aur 3" mota hai meri rani" usney jawaab diya,

" hoha, kori bakwaas sisi baat sirf gadhon aur ghodon mai dehki jaati hai, ek
aadmi ka eatnaa bada saamaan kaisey ho sakta hai, mainey kaha,

" to kya mai jhuth bol rahi hoon" wo gussey mai boli,

" abhi tak to mujhey yahi lagtaa hai, ek aadmi ka lund eatnaa bada ho hi nahi
saktaa hai, " maiey jawab diya,

" dekh payal mainey teri choot ko baariki se dekhaa, meri paarkhi najren bataa
rahi hai ki 3 saal may wah pagal ho chuki hai, kyon ki jab tumney uski muhn per
pen phansaayaa tha to uskey muh se saffed bulbuley chut tahey they, jab koi
kuttiyaa june ke mahiney may paagal hoti hai to uskaa muh 24 ghntey khula rahata
hai is samay teri choot ki haalat ek paagal kuttiya jaisi hi hai" usney mujhe
samjhaate huway kaha,

Uski baat sun kar mai soch may pad gai, sachmuch uski haalat aisi hi thi.uska
muh her samay khulaa rahata tha aur chipchipy laar bahti thi, kya sachmuch meri
choot ek paagal kuttiya jasi ho gai hai, is sawaal ne mujhe hilaa ker rakh diya,

" ab mai kya karun jimi" mainey ghabraa ker pucha,

" ghabraaney ki koi baat nahi hai teri pagli choot ka eallaj babulal jaisa budha
doctore hi ker saktaa hai, uskaa injection lamba aur mota hai, uski maar se hi
iskaa dimaag thik hogaa aur saari garmi bahar niklegi, " usney mujhey samjhaatey
huway kaha,

" theek hai yaar, dekh letey hain tere babulal ko bhi" mainey apni choot per
hanth phertey huway kaha,

Tabhi babulal coffie leker aa gaya, coffie table per rakhney ke baad bola" aur
koi sevaa madem" ,

" babulal aaj raat tumahara chudaai ka khel jmaana hai, jimi ne kahaa, mai oon
dono ka muh dekhney lagi,

" aaj mood nahi hai medem" babulal ne kaha,

Badi hairat ki baat thi ek mard ek aurat ki khuli offer thukraa raha tha,

" kyon..." jimi ne aankh nikaal kar puchaa,

" ab tumahaari choot ki dhajjeeyan ood chuki hai, ab maza nahi aata hai" babulal
bola,

" dhajjeeyan udaaney wala bhi to tu hi hai, tun meri baat thukraa nahi saktaa" ,
jimi ekdum gussey mai boli,

" khel jam jaayega magar....." babulal hanstaa hua bola,

" kya magar? Jimi ney aankhey nikaali,

" aaj kal thodi kadaki hai, daru tak ke bandey hai" babulal maaush hoker bola,

Jimi ne mujhsey 5 hundred rs. Lekar babulal ko detey huway kahaa " time ka
dhyaan rakhnaa thik 10 bajey, "

Babu lal chala gaya, office ka time khatam ho chuka tha, mai ghar chali aayi,
ghar aakar mainey khoob ragad ragad kar nahaaya koi 10 baar apni choot ko sabun
se dhoya, aadat ke anusaar sadi ke nichey penty nahi pahneey, ghar may mainey
kah diyaa jimi ke saath saadi may ja rahi hun, theek 9.30 per mai jimi ke ghar
pahuch gai, ud deen choot ki bowkhalaahat mery neeyantran se baahar thi, wah
mere jaangho ke beach aisey phudak rahi thi jaisey lohey ke pinjarey mai chuhaa
phudakta hai, mai jimi ke ghar pahunchi aur ye dekh kar hairaan ho gai ki wah
ghar mai sirf bra aur penty may ghoom rahi thi tatha usney daaru bhi pee rakhi
thi, uski gol gol badi badi chuchiyan tight bra ke badhan se mukt honey kay liye
phadphadaa kar ek doosray se takraa rahi thi,

" kya woh aa gaya" mainey sofay per baithtey huway puchaa,

" nahi bus aataa hi hoga aadmi time ka badaa pakaa hai" jimi ne kahaa,

" time kya hua hai'mainey utsaahit hoker pucha,

" abhi ti 9.45 he huway hain" jimi ne kahaa, " bus ab 10 bhi baj jaayenge, betti
tumahari iss choot ke 12 bajaaney wals aaney hi wala hai" usney meri choot ke
taraf essara kiya aur hansney lagi,

" ye kaminaa babu lal kab aayega, buraa haal ho rahaa hai meraa, " mai Be-sabra
hakar boli,

" rook, jab tak babulal nahi aataa mai teri khujli meetaati hun" ye kah kar wo
room may chali gai,

Jab wah waapas hall may aai to uskey hantho may ek lambaa aur mota dandaa

Tha likey dono side per land ke supaarey ki tarah gol gol baney huway they,

" ab dekh mai kya karti hun" wo boli

" kya iss dandey se meri choot ko maregi" mainey ghabraa kar pucha ayr apni
janghey bhinch lee,

" nahi yaar, meri samajh me ye nahi aata tujh jaisi pagal aurat ko shaadi ka
ticket kisney de diya, ek bachey ki maa hokar bhi pagalon jaisi baat karti hai'

" oh.. Maaf karnaa yaar ab samajh may aa gaya ye dandaa hamaarey kis kaam aa
sakta hai, mainey jhnptey huawy kaha,

" ab samajh mai aa gayaa to apni saadi bhi utaar phenk" usney apni penty aur bra
utaar ker phenktey huway kahaa, mainey bhi apney shareer kr ek ek kapre ko noch
ker phenk dalaa wah kaprey apney shareer per mujhey hi burey lag rahey they, ab
ek dusarey ke saamney hum bilkool nangey kharey they, jimi mere gulaabi badan ko
gour se dekhtey huway boli " wah... Kya mast chuchi hai teri" aur jor jor se
chuchi dabaaney lagi, " lagtaa hai inhey bahut kami ke saath dabaaya gayaa hai"
usney chuchi dabaatey huway kahaa,

Uskey hanth kaa asparsh mujhey romancheet ker gayaa,

" maal to tere paas bhi badhiyaa(good) hai" mainey bhi uski chuchi dabaai to wo
mujhsey leepat gai,

" seeeeee....bus.....ab aur naa dabaa....inhey yaar mera ang ang phadak uthataa
hai" , jimi seesiyaatey huway boli,

" haaey....mere ander ki aag mujhey jhulsaa rahi hai.... Jimi......" mai uski
cheekni gand ko masaltey huway boli,

5 meenut tak hum dono ek dusrey ke ango ko dahlaatey aur nochti rahi, hum dono
ki chucheeyan phul kar ek dusrey se sati hui thi, nipple se nipple ragad khaa
rahey they, phir mujhey chor ker wah dandaa uthaa liya jimi ne, meri aankh bhi
us per jaa teeki, wah ekdum gol aur chiknaa thaa,

" iski lambaai kuch jyadaa nahi hai kya" maney pucha,

" haan kareeb 12 ench hai, mere heesaab se 6 6 ench hum dono ke heesay aa
jayegaa" limi dandey ko dekhtey huway boli,

Hum dono aamney saamney hi khari thi, jimi ne beech may wah dandaa phnsaa kar
uskaa ek bhaag apni choot per lagaa ker aur dusraa meri choot se sattaa diya,
yah nazaaraa bahut hi romanteek thaa, hum dono ney apni apni position sambhaal
lee aur ek dusrey ki chuchiyaan masaltey huway apni kamar aagey jhatki, dandey
key dono seerey hamaari aankhon se ojhal ho gaye, meri uttejanaa ka koi
theekaanaa nahi tha, bus easi taraha hum dheerey dheerey aagey badhtey gaye aur
dandaa lupt hotaa gayaa, kuch der mai hum dono ke shareer aapas mai bhid gaye,
jimi kaa andaajaa sahi tha theek 6 6 each hi hum dono ke heesay aayaa thaa, ek
ajib si masti hum dono per chaa gai hum ek dusrey ki chuchi masaltey huway honth
chumney lagi, tabhi darwaaje per aahat hui,

" lagtaa hai babulal aa gagya" mainey khush hoker kahaa,

" haaan aahat to usi kaminey ki hai" kahatey huway jimi ne ek jhatkey ke ssth
mujhey apney shareer se judaa kar diya, dandaa phisaltaa huaa meri choot se
baahar ho gayaa magar jimi ki choot may aadhaa vaisey hi phansaa tha, meri
aankhey phati rah gai kyonki wah dandaa jimi ke shareer ka hi ang lag rahaa
thaa, jimi usi haalat may apni chuchiyan heelaati hui darwaaje ki taraf badhi,
jaisey hi darwaaja khulaa babulal larkharaata hua ander aa gaya, uski ankhey
seedhi us dandey per jaa tiki,

" aisaa lag rahaa hai ye tumahaaraa hi saamaan hai medem" , uski baat sun kar
mujhey hansi aaa gai,

" aab jamaana aa gaya hai jab aurton ko dandey lagwaaney parengey aur tum mardon
ko jhuk kar khaney padengey" jimi ne darwaaja band kartey huway kahaa,

" choro medem ye zamaana abhi bahut door hai, aaao pahley to hami tumko apnaa
dandaa kheelatey hain" , usne apnaa paijaama utaar kar ek taraf rakhatey huway
kahaa,

" mai to bahut baar khaa chuki hoon, aaj easey khilaana hai bechaari bahut
deenon se pareshaan hai" jimi ne meri taraf easaaraa kartey huway kahaa, Wo
jaise hi meri taraf ghumaa mai mera dil jor se dharak uthaa, us samay uskey lund
may halki halki uttejanaa thi lekin size wahi tahaa jo jimi ne bataaya thaa, ye
aadmi hai yaa gadhaa mai ye sochney ko majboor ho gai,

" ye her pareshaani ki dawaa hai medem" usney apna lund mujhey deekhaatey huway
hilaaya, " ab ye aa gaya haisaari chintaa khatam"

" hun....pahley hi kaafi der ho chuki hai, chalo kam per lago" jimi ne usey meri
taraf dhkeltey huway kahaa, babu lal ek hi jhatkey may mere pairon pey aa gira,
jimi bhi hansti hui mere paas aa khadi hui, babulal ondhey muh giraa tha, jaise
hi usney nazar uper uthai uski nazar sidhee mere choot per padi,

" arey.... Baap..... Ray.....easmay se to bhaap nikal rahi hai medem" babulal
cheelaaya,

" kya matlab hai teraa" jimi ne apney pair se uska seer uper uthaatey huway
kaha,

" matlab saaf hai medem easki garmi se to mera lund pighal jaayega" wah hanth
jhaadta hua kharaa hua,

Uski baat sun ker mai dang rah gai mainey jhook ker apni choot dekhi mujhey to
kahin bhaap nahi dikhi,

" kya bak rahaa hai tu" jimi ko gussaa aa gayaa, usney babulal ka lund pakar kar
jor se jhatkaa mara ki bechaara babulal dard se tadap uthaa,

" maiyaa.......ray mai to jaa raha hun" kah kar wo apney kaprey uthaney laga,

Usey jaata dekh mai to tarap uthi,

" haaye.....kyon jhagraa kar rahi ho jimi?wo jaa rahaa hai"

" arey...mai nahi wo saala khud jhagraa kar rahaa hai, agar bhaap nikal rahi hai
to easmey darney ki kya baat hai"

" jaraa ungali daal kar dekho khud pata chal jaayega mai kyon dar rahaa hun,

" theek hai easkaa faislaa abhi ho jaata hai" jimi ne babu lal ki taraf dekh ker
daant bhinchey, " agar tu yahan se bhagaa to teri munchey ukhar ker tere peechey
ghoosaer dungi" kahate huway wo usi kamrey may gai jahan se wo dandaa uthaa ker
laai thi jo ab tak uski choot may aadhaa phansaa huaa thaa,

Jab wah lauti to uskey hanh may tharmameeter thaa jissay doctour bukhaar dekhtey
hain, jimi ne mujhey baitha ker meri janghey failai aur tharmameeter meri choot
may aadhaa phansaa diya, babulal bhi aankhe pharey huway samney kharaa ho gaya,
tabhi ek ajeeb baat ho gai, thrmameeter meri choot se baahar uchalaa aur uskey
tukrey tukrey ho gaye, hum teenon ki aankhey phati rah gai,

" dekh... Kya haal hua hai tharmameeter ka yahi hall easkaa honey wala thaa"
babulal ne apney motey lund ki taraf easraa kiya,

" ohhh....ab mera kya hoga jimi, mai to aaj bari aasha leker yahan aayi thi
yaar" mainey tarap ker kahaa,

" mainey tujhsey pahley hi kahaa thaa payal yah paagal kooteeya ki tarah laar
tapkaa rahi hai"

" ab mai kya karun kuch soch yaar nahi to mai ro parungi" ,

" nahi...." wo mera kandha pakartey huway boli " aaj tujhe nahi iss pagli ko
ronaa paregaa, isskay aansu nikalwaana bahut jaruri ho gaya hai, Usney babulal
ki taraf dekh ker kahaa " a kya boltaa tu"

" ek gandhi ka not aur lagega madem" babulal bola, jimi ko gussaa aa gaya wo
kuch karti us sey pahley mainey jimi se kahaa tum paise de do,

" theek hai beta le le tu paise, aaj mai bhi tujhsey ek ek paise ka hisaab leker
hi rahungi, " jimi ne apne purse se rupay nikaal kar usay deti hui boli,

" theak hai.. Theak hai" kahataa hua wah meri janghon ke neachey farsh per
baithtaa hua bolaa, usney ek baar kutey ki tarah meri choot ko sunghaa feer
lambi jeev nikaal kar chaatney lagaa, uskaa sparsh behad uttejak thaa mai bin
paani ki machali ki tarah chatpataaney lagi, jimi mere paas baith gai aur meri
chuchi dabaaney lagi aur honth aur gaal chumney lagi, fir to mai aakash mai
urney lagi, mera ang ang jhanjhanaa uthaa, meri choot tarapney lagi, wah meri
choot ko hantho se failaa ker chaat rahaa thaa, jimi ne meri chuchiyan ragar
daali wah oon per ubhrey nipple ek bachey ki tarah chusney lagi, mai masti ki
waadiyon mai aisa khoi ki mai apna naam pataa tak bhul gai, purey badan mai
meethy meethy gudgudi uth rahi thi jiskaa ahsaas mujhey pagal banaa rahaa thaa,
mainey bhi kasmasaa ker jimi ki chaatiyon ko ragar dalaa, usney tarap ker mere
honth chor deeye aur masti may kasmasaa ker ek hanth se dandaa heelaaey lagi jo
bahut der se uski choot may fansaa thaa, dekhtey hi dekhtey aadhey se jyaada
dandaa uski choot may ghoos gayaa thaa, wah fir bhi us dandey ko bahut jor jor
se hilaa rahi thi,

" seeeee.....kya kar rahi hai paagal, aise to ye dandaa toot jaayega yaar"
mainey uskey hanth ko pakartey huway kaha,

" hunnnn........ Chor de payal aaj mai iss dandey ko tor ker hi dum lungi" usney
mera hanth jhatak deeya, washna ka nangaa naach shuru ho chukaa thaa, babulal ne
meri choot chaat chaat ker bahut saara rass neekaal diya thaa,

Aab mujhey wahan kuch thandak si mahsus ho rahi thi, ab mai choot chatwaney se
oob gai thi aur babulal ko wahan se hataa diyaa, jab wah kharaa hua to uskaa
chehraa dekhney laayak thaa, uskey honth cheepcheepaa rahey they, uski munchey
choot ke rass se bhig ker akad gai thee, " haan....ji.. Ab jaraa easkaa bhi
khayaal kar lo" wah apney honth chaatta hua aur apnaa veekraal lund heelaata hua
bola,

" arey...easey kaun chorney wala hai" ye kah ker jimi bed se kood gai, usney
issaray se mujhe bhi bula liya, mere honth to pahley hi phadphadaa rahey they
kyon ki mainey teen(3)saal baad lund ke darshan keeye they, hum dono paas paas
baith gai aur babu lal ka lund baari baari se chaatney lagi, mai to usey apney
honth may dabaa ker ye bhi bhool jaati ki usey chornaa bhi hai, jimi jabardasti
kheench ker mere muh se neekaalti, puchhh....puchhhh...ki aawaj purey kamrey may
goonj rahi thi, babulal bhi khul ker maidaan may aa gaya wah lund chusaai ka
bharpur anand uthaa rahaa thaa, 10 meenut baad wah bola" bus karo medem ab easey
chor do iss per raham karo to aachaa hai"

Mai bhi ab yahi chahti thi jald se jald chudaai leela suru ho jaani chahiye,

Mainey farsh per hatheleeyan teekai aur ghutney mor ker ek pashu ki tarah jhuk
gai, babulal meri gand ke peechey aa khara hua, usney apney lund ke supaarey ko
meri gand aur choot per ragarney lagaa, hum dono ki chusaai ke kaaran uskaa lund
ekdum chiknaa ho rakhaa tha, choot per lund ragarey se meri choot se bhi chiknaa
rass neekalney lagaa, tabhi usney ek jhakaa maara ki uskaa lund meri choot ke
chotey se dwaar mai aa fansaa, aisaa jhatkaa laga ki mai uchal pari mainey
babulal se kahaa" arey.....bhaiyaa thora dheerey pelo ye jimi ki chalu machine
nahi hai jismay roj tel (oil) jaata hai ye machine teen saal se band hai pahley
easey dheela karlo fir jaise marji ho chalaana, " mainey karaahtey huway kaha

" edem ji aap ki saheli mujhey bhaiya kah rahi hai" babulal apna lund aage
peltey huway bola,

" tujhey ye bhaiya bol rahi hai to tun ban ja easkaa saiyan, easki choot may
aisaa lund pel ki haraamzaadi chudaana bhul jaye, saali ko bahut khujli hoti hai
meeta dey saari khujli" , jimi nay usey aur josh may laney ke liye bola,

Ab to babulal bander ki tarah uchalney lagga, uskaa lund meru choot ki gahraai
may uttar ker aisi taisi ker rahaa thaa, aisi taisi to ker rahaa thaa lekin
mazaa eatna aa rahaa tha ki uskaa bayan mai yahan nahi ker sakti, mere shareer
ke saath saath meri chuchiyan bhi hawa may jhul rahi thi, mere muh se aise sabd
fut rahe they " hunnnnn.....saaaaaa....baashhhh....babulal, scccccccc....bus
unnnn...mujhey aise hi jhuley ki talaash thi ray...., " babulal bhi meri tarah
paagal aadmi tha usney to meraa ek ek purjaa khol ker rakh diya, wah buri tarah
hanfataa hua mujhe masti ka jhulaa jhula rahaa thaa, bechaari jimi saamney
baithi apni choot may fansaa dandaa hilaa rahi thi, achaanak wah uthi aur
babulal ke peachey jaa khari hui " thahar jaa beta" usney ye kah ker dher saara
thook apney dandey per lagaaya aur babulal ki theerakti gand se sataa diya, "
mai bhi abhi teri aisi taisi karti hun saaaleyy..." ,

" aaaaiiiiii.....mar diya bechaare papar wale ko saali"

Babulal ki dard bhari chikh sun ker mujhey puraa andaaja ho gaya ki jimi ne
babulal ke saath kya harakat ki hai, ye tamaasha saari raat chalta rahaa, pata
nahi us budhey may kya jaadu hai her raat mai uskey paas khinchi chli aati hun
jimi bhi hamaare saath hoti hai, ab meri jindagi bare aaraam se chudaatey huway
gujar rahi hai,

gershy, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 06:21 (eighteen years ago)

" ghabraaney ki koi baat nahi hai teri pagli choot ka eallaj babulal jaisa budha
doctore hi ker saktaa hai, uskaa injection lamba aur mota hai, uski maar se hi
iskaa dimaag thik hogaa aur saari garmi bahar niklegi, " usney mujhey samjhaatey
huway kaha,"

"There is no need to worry, your mad cunt can be cured only by an old (experienced) doctor like Babulal, his syringe is long and thick, its jabs are the only things that will cure your cunt's mind and release its heat", He explained to me kindly.

Heave Ho, Monday, 3 September 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago)

do you make sense?

Lingbert, Monday, 3 September 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

lawl

am0n, Monday, 3 September 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

do u listen 2 rap

am0n, Monday, 3 September 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

Heave Ho: tell us the story of your worst experience with a Karachi traffic jam.

gr8080, Monday, 3 September 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

do u kick it in Islamabad

-- jergins (jergins), Friday, 21 July 2006 21:08 (1 year ago) Link
urdu

-- Lmaoborghini (eman), Saturday, 22 July 2006 11:41 (1 year ago) Link
Currently i kick it in Karachi, school was some years ago.
yeah Urdu

-- Heave Ho, Sunday, 23 July 2006 12:29 (1 year ago) Link

guess papers administrator, Monday, 3 September 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

"arey.... Baap..... Ray.....easmay se to bhaap nikal rahi hai medem" babulal
cheelaaya,"

"Oh Dang! This thing is steaming madam", Babulal screeemed

" kya matlab hai teraa" jimi ne apney pair se uska seer uper uthaatey huway
kaha,

"What the heck do you mean said Jimi", lifting his head with her foot

" matlab saaf hai medem easki garmi se to mera lund pighal jaayega" wah hanth
jhaadta hua kharaa hua,

"The meaning is clear Madam, its heat will melt my cock", Said he shaking his hand

Uski baat sun ker mai dang rah gai mainey jhook ker apni choot dekhi mujhey to
kahin bhaap nahi dikhi,

I became astonished at hearing his words, I bent over to look at my cunt but couldn't see any steam anywhere

Heave Ho, Monday, 3 September 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

steam though

Lingbert, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

do you make sense?

-- Lingbert, Monday, September 3, 2007 8:00 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

Question: Is this board "Alternative"?

Confounded, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

heavey what is this about?

http://vb.ozq8.com/showthread.php?t=608105&page=2

jergïns, Friday, 7 September 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

Cartoons and Anime Section of Oz (Awz) Forum - DaLo3aTy starts thread with "Boys pics only please, no girls" the Riooo demands the "BEST of the beautiful girls" and the upbraid her, you have to log in to see the pics

Heave Ho, Saturday, 8 September 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

thnkas!

jergïns, Saturday, 8 September 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

heave ho, did the slow ire weekends defeat you?

lxy, Saturday, 8 September 2007 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

alas yes

Heave Ho, Sunday, 9 September 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

awsad

lxy, Sunday, 9 September 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

asswad

gershy, Sunday, 9 September 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.timelesstracks.com/acatalog/aswad_dont_turn_around_large.jpg

Heave Ho, Sunday, 9 September 2007 07:30 (eighteen years ago)

Heavey, Nawaz Sharif is on a plane back right now. How much are you anticipating?

jergïns, Sunday, 9 September 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

not much

Heave Ho, Monday, 10 September 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

sent back

Heave Ho, Monday, 10 September 2007 09:48 (eighteen years ago)

Ask Heave Ho

am0n, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

Why sent back? and do you care?

W4LTER, Monday, 10 September 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

Sharif or Bhutto?
jergins or sanskrit?
Coke or Pepsi? ;)

gabbneb, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)

heave ho remember i've never banned u

sanskrit, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

yeah but you never made a blingee for me either

W4LTER: Nawaz Sharif made a deal with the regime that treason charges against him would be dropped and in return he would stay out of the country for ten years (or five according to Nawaz). Saudi Govt. and Rafiq Hariri were the guarantors of the deal. But last month the supreme court said that Nawaz could come back and forcing him to stay away is unconstitutional.

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

Right, but hasn't he been re-booted?

How does the "average man on the street" feel about Nawaz Sharif?

W4LTER, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

HH post pix and i will make u a blingee

guess papers administrator, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

heave ho, what is your deal?

Lingbert, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

heave ho it's september did school start?

lxy, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

ever had a student hit u with a spitball?

am0n, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

heave ho, why haven't you answered our questions?

lxy, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

what question should we ask u next?

am0n, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

do i look fat in this duress?

jergïns, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

it was an honourable endeavour

jergïns, Monday, 10 December 2007 05:44 (eighteen years ago)

"babes"

Lingbert, Monday, 10 December 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

hh how did you come up with all the babes you started threads for?

Lingbert, Monday, 10 December 2007 05:47 (eighteen years ago)

the wrinkled old cow element was something i never got. heavey can you tell me what was up? (no offense to the ladies of the world, i love you all)

jergïns, Monday, 10 December 2007 05:51 (eighteen years ago)

he is marketing sexual success to impotent old men

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 10 December 2007 07:50 (eighteen years ago)

some of the reasons for the not too good looking old women are

Coming upon a stash of images without searching for anything in particular (for example Julie Kavner)
They looked good once upon a time (Emily Dickinson)
I like some of what they have to say (Iris DeMent)
I'm a geriatrophile (Joanna Lumley)

Heave Ho, Monday, 10 December 2007 08:18 (eighteen years ago)

Upon reconsideration, I wud totally fuk the last three of those

Heave Ho, Monday, 10 December 2007 08:35 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, but if you are trying boost the popularity of sexess (that's what you 've been trying to do, right?) wouldn't you want to use "babes" that people might actually be searching for?

Lingbert, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

Lingbert, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

dear heave ho,

what prompted you to break out of your shell from humble ask a drunk poster to ilx history obsessive and beloved creep?

chaki, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

Lingy, the market for Jolie and Alba and the likes is too saturated. It's a big world out there, people have bizarre tastes.

Chaki, several things. Firstly an old AAD poster Marty Stoetzle AKA the Zen Clown died and the lulz died with him. This prompted me to seek out other places.

Secondly, I used to be very careful about online privacy, no IM, no posting real email address/registering on ILX or elsewhere etc etc but some of my friends talked me into being less paranoid.

Thirdly, the whole ILX became registration only, before registration I was confined to some of the boards.

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

clearly we need a predictive market for babes

jergïns, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

you seem to be going for more obscure than bizarre tastes. has the site been getting a lot of hits? i'm skeptical of the whole thing, but maybe you'll strike a rich vein of sexual success or; successful sex and i'll have to eat crow

Lingbert, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

3h@b is a bro that sells my stuff, finances my stuff and gets me jobs - please remove his name

there's no tracker on that page yet, so can't tell about the hits

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 05:58 (eighteen years ago)

stuff?

jergïns, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

no tracker???? wtf you've been spending who knows how much time creating all those threads and for all you know it could be a complete waste of time?

Lingbert, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

thankig u

i sometimes install wordpress, bbpress, FlexWiki, Joomla etc etc fro people's websites
also write stuff for them
also translate/ help with translations

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:10 (eighteen years ago)

it will prolly take time to rise to the front page for any term

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:11 (eighteen years ago)

got 2 be down - robin thicke ft faith evans

jergïns, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:17 (eighteen years ago)

oop

jergïns, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:18 (eighteen years ago)

it will prolly take time to rise to the front page for any term

true but aren't you even curious even curious to see how many hits you've been getting?

Lingbert, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

Firstly an old AAD poster Marty Stoetzle AKA the Zen Clown died

damn, I didn't know this

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 07:16 (eighteen years ago)

he didn't post on the greater ILX only on AAd

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 07:27 (eighteen years ago)

Ask A Decedent

gershy, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 08:05 (eighteen years ago)

Also we must not forget "Site New Answers"

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

can u help me be sexessful

am0n, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

no one can help u with that but urself, amon

Confounded, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.p2pconsortium.com/style_emoticons/default/jerkoff.gif

am0n, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/worst-album-covers/100-1.jpg

chaki, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

At least one member is getting Down.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22halal+cumfiesta%22&btnG=Search

gr8080, Sunday, 23 December 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

r.i.p.

gershy, Sunday, 23 December 2007 06:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://docsouth.unc.edu/church/allen/ss82.jpg

gershy, Sunday, 23 December 2007 06:45 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

how is germany?

jergins, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 08:08 (eighteen years ago)

????????

am0n, Thursday, 31 January 2008 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

when i started checking embarchie's ip a couple of german ones came up, a t-mobile and another one in berlin. one would be, what, help me out computer guys... a dynamic ip? re routed something? whatever the term for it is. two (german ips) made me think: hey, maybe he's there. not that he'd answer. but worth asking.

jergins, Thursday, 31 January 2008 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sch/gr2/nophoto3_48x48.gif

gr8080, Thursday, 31 January 2008 07:29 (eighteen years ago)

Aap Begum Nawazish Ali ke bare mein kya soch thay ho? Kya vo phirst class tranny hai, ya aap koi aur hijra ko pasand kar they ho?

Vichitravirya_XI, Thursday, 31 January 2008 09:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sfbg.com/blogs/pixel_vision/alisaleem.jpg

Vichitravirya_XI, Thursday, 31 January 2008 09:15 (eighteen years ago)

Ma'shallah...

Also, yeah I should've said this first but: MEIN THUMHAREE BACHCHE KE MAA BANAI VALEE HU!!!!!!!!!!! Kya jawab hai iska? KWESTION

Vichitravirya_XI, Thursday, 31 January 2008 09:16 (eighteen years ago)

dude were you behind this?
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/01/31/dubai.outage/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

sanskrit, Thursday, 31 January 2008 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

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max, Thursday, 31 January 2008 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

who is elena torre?

YOUR ORGANS, Sunday, 30 March 2008 19:29 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

if ur muslim do u have to give ur cat halal friskies?

harbl, Sunday, 22 November 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

heck! why must u post cocks

-- Heave Ho, Friday, 7 September 2007 11:09 (4 days ago) Link

luol deng (am0n), Sunday, 22 November 2009 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

ned ho

sam (jergins), Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

eight months pass...

urdu?

buzza, Monday, 2 August 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

3h@b is a bro that sells my stuff, finances my stuff and gets me jobs

buzza, Saturday, 29 October 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

manic heave ho was some ILX glory days

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 29 October 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)


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