WE LOVE MOMUS

he lieks to fuck them

like he should - they are extremely fuckable

Let's not neglect Momus's famous phallic frolic from his album, Folktronic, "The Penis Song," which includes these lyrics, based on his personal experience:

"Cynthia Plaster Caster once took my cast and showed me
In a penis exhibition in a gallery on Broadway
So many people saw my penis in its glass case
They recognize my penis now before my face... "

i heard he wears a one eyed jack patch all time

That is only a sensible precaution my dear while Momus discusses Uzbek teahouses, the girls are busy making stickers saying "I wish I was Asian so I could have his babies!

Girls - we are taking over the Internet, so keep the Momus love coming. You never know who might be reading our blogs. Maybe Momus himself!

Momus lovers from Japan report:

When Mr. Momus first came to our land he was o-gaku-sama but now that he has actually lived and worked here for a length of time, he is tonari no momus-san and that what gets him all the hot young babes. The same applies to any other sex-pert tourist.

Nicholas Joseph "Momus" Curie is a fictional army hero and spy, featured in Marvel Comics.

http://community.livejournal.com/momus_lolz/

Seriously, this comm is o_O

http://renkinjutsu.animeblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/mikuru.jpg

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WE LOVE MOMUS

(YES - WE REALLY DO LOVE MOMUS)

!FACT:
Momus once considered taking up Christian rock, but then he though he'd feel bad about popping cherries of girls that thought it was immoral to have premarital sex. He likes his girls hungering for it and willing to ask for it.

trayce that parody lj owns

http://image.blingee.com/images12/content/output/2007/8/29/242585415_141da297.gif

This is a good thread.

You should have posted it in 1p3.

so that no one would read it?

cold.

jk <3 ip3

just glad no one's posted the infamous nude pic

was there ever a picture of what the fucked up eye looked like?

^^ !!! i would paypal money to see it!!!

i could have sworn i saw it once........................

yeah it had a faded colour IIRC, i can't remember where I saw it though

are you thinking of the lost guy, gr80

why does that guy momus wear an eye patch?

's trife' has invaded momus momus momus!

COSTUME PARTY SEXCAPADE FANTASTICO TIME!

Sexy Or Momus? You must mean, "Sexy AND Momus"

Marcelo Carlin Declares His Love for Momus
(Chingford was him IIRC)

Regarding Momus

MOMUS LIKES SCHOOL GIRL UNIFORMS AND SOCKS

Beautiful Women...because I can

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Momus likes formalism, cute formalism that is light and playful. It swings like a schoolgirl's Sunday skirt, it rustles like the pages of a naughty manga.

However as an artist Momus is not a cute formalist but more of a cad vaudevillian.

Chaos, it seems, is more or less a front organization by which the no longer parading Momus can skirt the city's anti-discrimination ordinance. Chaos uses the old Momus floats and follows the Momus tradition of staging a satirical parade.

The prolific, inventive, and cheekily clever Momus is at it again. .... usually clad in Converse hightops, a skirt and a sweater, hair in a pony tail

Rehearsing the Cafe Momus scene, Renata Scotto - who, as Musetta, ... with Mr. Zeffirelli for the first time -jumps up on the bar and hikes up her skirt. ...

MOMUS QUOTES

"Hen Fap is something that you need to have. Western culture doesn't understand it but the Japanese do."
http://www.lala.com/frontend/action/artist/Momus

You should have posted it in 1p3.

-- King Boy Pato, Friday, September 7, 2007 6:38 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

KBP otm.

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i had a dream where suzy and momus...

wtf @ u

wtf'ing @ me makes baby momus cry

DON'T STOP, BELIEVINNNNNN!

lllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllll

RIP

You made me feel very, very guilty, Andrea [ Dworkin ].
-- Momus (Momus), Monday, April 11, 2005 6:44 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link