aint shit
http://www.mightyjustice.net/jubei/stuff/dragonsfuckingcars/dragonsandcars05.png
― Confounded, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago)
that ain't nothing compared to goatse, it the dragoncock were green it probably wouldn't be disturbing at all
― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago)
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6735/yousayheaveisayhobn7.png
― Confounded, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago)
whoa dudes i just found out about this goatse from the worst tshirts threadand the concept of internet memes.
― thatwillultimatelyresultingalaxy-galaxymergersonacosmictimescale (jdchurchill), Friday, 22 January 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)
my condolences
― pass the chicken & listen (unregistered), Friday, 22 January 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)
wait you didn't know about goatse?
― harbl, Friday, 22 January 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/6100/original/goatse-tattoo.jpg
― Möbius dick (╓abies), Friday, 22 January 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)
jdchurchill you've witnessed the flipside of goatse, right? "The Giver"?
― CATBEAST!! (Z S), Friday, 22 January 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)
"the giver" doesn't disgust me in the least. he just overwhelms me with feelings of inadequacy, which I block out by pinging myself with a rubber band or staring at goatse for a while.
― pass the chicken & listen (unregistered), Friday, 22 January 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)
dudes i was reading the "worst tshirt" thread and saw the tshirt for goatse then googled that term and read the wiki page. i haven't actually seen the jpgs but i can only imagine my shock. so Zs i did read about the giant cock thing to which i think you're referring . . .
― thatwillultimatelyresultingalaxy-galaxymergersonacosmictimescale (jdchurchill), Friday, 22 January 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
at first i thought it was going to be some weird buddhist shit u know cuz of chuangtse and laotse
― thatwillultimatelyresultingalaxy-galaxymergersonacosmictimescale (jdchurchill), Friday, 22 January 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
lol-tse
― might seem normal (snoball), Friday, 22 January 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9306/goatse.gif
― old man yells at cloud computing (am0n), Monday, 3 January 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)
loooooooooolgod I wish that was real. people just don't know how to USE huge printers
― Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Monday, 3 January 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)
people just don't know how to back flip into assholes tbh
― enfuque (Matt P), Monday, 3 January 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)
speak for yourself
― markers, Monday, 3 January 2011 04:24 (fourteen years ago)
Here Goatse acts as a rejection of labour; and not just labour, but an ideology of post-fordist labour, where we are not simply selling labour-time, but selling ourselves, our creative and cognitive skills, as a product for an employer to buy. Perhaps here we can see Goatse as a morphing of the dialogic image.
http://deterritorialsupportgroup.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/goatse-as-industrial-sabotage
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
totes magoatse
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago)
http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/20/man-who-had-sex-with-goat-banned-from-every-farm-in-the-country-3931047/
― am0n, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 22:11 (twelve years ago)
lol @ stock photo
― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 22:12 (twelve years ago)
http://gawker.com/fbi-and-homeland-security-respond-to-shocking-goatse-bo-1704768347
― 😂 (am0n), Friday, 15 May 2015 19:29 (ten years ago)
http://www.americanjail.org/
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 23:06 (nine years ago)
http://www.snopes.com/leatherback-sea-turtle-mouth/
― ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:46 (nine years ago)
http://pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/201210/05/69/b0168369_11511597.jpg
― am0n, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 22:35 (seven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EncqieBVgAEnm8x?format=jpg&name=900x900
― fleet doxes (map), Monday, 23 November 2020 19:55 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/KLQ6m4Z.jpg
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:31 (four years ago)
Oh, no
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:32 (four years ago)
hmmmmm
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:35 (four years ago)
what do you think
be honest
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:37 (four years ago)
it's called
when organs collide
This is wrongI looked at this and I feel wrong for looking at thisIt's all just very wrong
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:57 (four years ago)
And yet so right
i will make this right
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:04 (four years ago)
get ready for some fingers and eyeballs!!!!!
https://i.imgur.com/SInk7Vk.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/SInk7Vk.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/SInk7Vk.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/SInk7Vk.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/RIcL330.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/SInk7Vk.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/SInk7Vk.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/SInk7Vk.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/SInk7Vk.gif
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:53 (four years ago)
aw maaaaan, i fucked it up
sorry to do this again, but i must make things right. the goat must be made whole
https://i.imgur.com/T4XLfvC.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/T4XLfvC.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/T4XLfvC.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/T4XLfvC.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/2yduaTd.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/T4XLfvC.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/T4XLfvC.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/T4XLfvC.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/T4XLfvC.gif
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:55 (four years ago)
Impact crater at the north pole of MarsNASA pic.twitter.com/LBhTQ8rzbF— Black Hole (@konstructivizm) June 14, 2021
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 14 June 2021 18:39 (four years ago)
i see it!
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 June 2021 18:46 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/l9M69TR.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 14 June 2021 18:55 (four years ago)
https://i.redd.it/12kulscsu8a71.jpg
― ✖, Saturday, 10 July 2021 00:00 (four years ago)
that dog is terrified in the presence of the most crystal clear wide butthole it's ever seen
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 00:27 (four years ago)
it must be 25 square inches, i thinks
Behind every blue flag is a dog scared shitless of God.
― pplains, Saturday, 10 July 2021 00:35 (four years ago)
otm
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 10 July 2021 01:12 (four years ago)
Goatse is great. "Somebody That I Used to Know"
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 July 2021 02:11 (four years ago)
dogs are good. my dog hate cops. leave these good dogs alone. goatse is the way. my dog would lick goatse clean. i'm fine with that.
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 04:38 (four years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E87vFrhVUA0w8YB?format=jpg&name=small
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 16 August 2021 18:47 (four years ago)
oh my god
― Karl Malone, Monday, 16 August 2021 18:47 (four years ago)
it's full of stars
― a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Monday, 16 August 2021 18:55 (four years ago)
gooo-oatse can you see
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Monday, 16 August 2021 18:56 (four years ago)
just need to register that the above exchange may be a top 10 ilx moment for me
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:15 (four years ago)
the shapes and sizes of the counties play a subtle role in that image, too the western states have huge counties, the more central "heartland" states have small ones. it adds a nice texture to the inner butthole - i can see which direction the light is shining from
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:31 (four years ago)
A Nice Texture to the Inner Butthole is my favorite Stereolab album
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:38 (four years ago)
lmao
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 2 September 2021 19:11 (four years ago)
NASA Jupiter’s south pole, taken by CassiniMore: https://t.co/WlYFpvhmzD pic.twitter.com/95BTv3fFHr— Black Hole (@konstructivizm) October 11, 2021
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 11 October 2021 02:09 (three years ago)
nope
there's not enough red
it has to look like the inner butthole, like 2-3 inches deep
― typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 October 2021 03:50 (three years ago)
i'm sorry, map. i don't even want to be that person that denies the goatse entry. the goatse entry. but it needs to be redder and just extra wide
― typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 October 2021 03:51 (three years ago)
like enough for 2-3 zebra pens
Bravo
Inflation soared to highest level since 2003, making everything from meat to gas more expensive. Bank of Canada says it's only temporary, but ordinary Canadians must know THAT'S A STRETCH @brianlilley: https://t.co/kCfwUaXpAq #cdnpoli pic.twitter.com/DL1oagtEFE— Toronto Sun (@TheTorontoSun) October 21, 2021
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 October 2021 17:26 (three years ago)
Points for the wedding ring.
― pplains, Thursday, 21 October 2021 17:45 (three years ago)
Negative points if he loses it up there, though.
― (a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:03 (three years ago)
that's why the best wedding rings come with a string
― John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:03 (three years ago)
its on the wrong hand though
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:05 (three years ago)
maybe it's a variant of goatse positioning, where a second person/assistant is on the other side (the stomach side) facing toward the viewer, bending around and spreading the cheeks wide open.
― John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:08 (three years ago)
the good ol' reach around
only in this case, the assistant loses their wedding ring in their boss' ass on their anniversary and they're already late for dinner
― John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:09 (three years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEV663VVQAEP6Pn?format=jpg&name=small
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 20:39 (three years ago)
2 BILLION YEAR OLD WHAT?????
― Lou Christie's Mosh Pit (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 20:44 (three years ago)
honestly goatse is one of the most significant and influential pieces of art created in the last 30 years and no one will ever admit that— ##TRIPP_CODE000 (@weadhitter) November 9, 2021
― just staying (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 20:47 (three years ago)
Precisely why it's such a shame that the hole being permanently sealed, and no one can even tell me why
― Lou Christie's Mosh Pit (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 21:02 (three years ago)
it's the kola superdeep borehole, my favorite superdeep borehole
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 23:37 (three years ago)
pic.twitter.com/xAEZpUHuDA— passionfruit enthusiast (@egtgawa) January 28, 2022
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 29 January 2022 02:21 (three years ago)
lol
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 January 2022 03:21 (three years ago)
or should i say3o€
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 January 2022 03:23 (three years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9gaFqU5gsk
― (⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Wednesday, 9 March 2022 21:36 (three years ago)
deconstructed goatse
https://static3.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/The-Batman-Robert-Pattinson-Little-Caesars.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=960&h=500&dpr=1.5
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Sunday, 20 March 2022 21:01 (three years ago)
oh no
― castanuts (DJP), Monday, 21 March 2022 01:26 (three years ago)
At a waterfront park in my city, there’s a sculpture designed so if you look through it, the figures appear to be pulling open the Port of Tacoma to reveal Mt. Rainier.It’s colloquially known as “The Tacoma Goatse.” pic.twitter.com/hYREWoHxqx— Rob Sheridan (@rob_sheridan) April 4, 2022
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Tuesday, 5 April 2022 13:21 (three years ago)
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Tuesday, 5 April 2022 13:31 (three years ago)
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/045/227/737.jpg
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 03:21 (three years ago)
Obelix, no
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 13:12 (three years ago)
https://di2ponv0v5otw.cloudfront.net/posts/2021/03/08/60463bda163df4fd6363acf3/s_60463da52f3d195a3fb29ab6.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4010/4203395625_8e334ca647.jpg
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 May 2022 23:52 (three years ago)
https://www.iconvsicon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/Call-Me-Miss-Cleo-doc-2022.jpg
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:08 (two years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/0mAm3Bb.png
― pplains, Saturday, 21 September 2024 22:37 (eleven months ago)
those last few are just ecch
― assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 21 September 2024 23:04 (eleven months ago)
Well, you shoulda seen the first one!
― pplains, Saturday, 21 September 2024 23:11 (eleven months ago)
https://bsky.app/profile/ec.europa.eu/post/3ljp5gmwrsk2uhttps://i.imgur.com/78tiDQl.jpeg
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 7 March 2025 00:36 (six months ago)