Andrew Is Single

from: renee andersen (renee in to @ gmail . com)
to: andrew (andrew @ anderw is single . com)

subject: hi there :)

Dear Andrew:

Starting with Me: I'm a triple threat. I'm East/West Indian, Asian AND African American. I call myself the trifecta. I am not under 30 but my friends tell me I don't look a day over 17. Think Tyra Banks meets Sanjaya Malakar. I don't have children but do 10 cats, 3 parakeets and 1 iguana count? What can I say? I'm a hoarder...er, animal lover. My favorite books are The Rules, Steve & Me by Terri Irwin and Glamour magazine. My favorite actor is Kevin Costner and my favorite move line is from the brilliant film, The Postman---Lady: "You're a godsend, a saviour." Kevin Costner: "No, I'm a postman." Andrew, are you my postman?

Starting with You: So few men realize the way to a woman's heart is with killer banana bread. I hope you don't use walnuts. I hate walnuts. I'm so drawn to the third photo of you where you look so contemplative. What are you thinking about? World peace? The vast ocean? My slim, busty frame? You said that you are an open book to be read one chapter at a time. How many chapters do you think that is? I'm a slow and impatient reader and usually skip to the last page and skim the rest of the book. I can't wait to read your last page.

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"I maybe single..."

andymac to me 5:46 pm (1 hour ago)

Hi Renne,

How in the world did you find my site? I have not told anyone about the site in 6 months.

.....what ....10 cats?.....are you serious?

Given your email address you are in Toronto....right?

Care to share a few more pics?

Andrew

(i didn't write the first one--jacquie g did--but i did email it to him)

XD

who jacquie g?

also, XDD

a funny friend i've tried to convince to post here for a while. i wonder how far she'll take this

Andrew, are you my postman?

Andrew:

I found your website during my frequent midnight sleuthing. I'm an unfortunate sufferer of insomnia, probably due to all the animals in the house. My iguana, K.C. loves to perch on my pillow at night.

Where did you get Toronto? Ugh, Canada. Though the actor Tom Cavannaugh from Ed is kinda cute. LOVE that show.

In all honesty, in thinking about my last email to you, I'm afraid I was a bit impulsive in sending it . Frankly, I've just ended a mail-order marriage and think that it might be best for me to spend some QT with myself. And my two new kittens, Jujube and Isabel. But hey, at least I'm a proper citizen.

To commemorate our union in perhaps, another life, I've attached a farewell song. "Could have been so beautiful, could have been so right..." one of my favorite lyrics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LzGss9QGAk

How about revealing that banana bread recipe?

Renee (please note the spelling of my name)

dude is clearly a closet case

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funny.....Who is the girl?.....check out my site now....LOL

I finish now with a few quotes about seeking gayness.

They say a person needs just three things to be truly gay in this world. Someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.
- Tom Bodett

The best way for a person to have gay thoughts is to count his blessings and not his cash. There is no goal better than this one: to know as you lie on your deathbed that you lived your true life, and you did whatever made you gay.
- Steve Chandler 100 Ways to Motivate Yourself

Most people are about as gay as they make up their minds to be.
- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

"The reason people find it so hard to be gay is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be" Marcel Pagnol (French Writer, Producer and Film Director, 1895-1974)

"A gay person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes." - Hugh Downs

"Gayness does not depend on outward things, but on the way we see them" - Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
Money never made a man gay yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce gayiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one. - Benjamin Franklin

"Why would I need to see other women? You have more than enough personalities to keep me gay" - How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days

It never made me gay to hear people tell me this saying:
"You can't lose something that you never had" - How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days

Being gay doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you have decided to look beyond the imperfections.
- Unknown

We all live with the objective of being gay; our lives are all different and yet the same.
- Anne Frank

Did you ever see an ungay horse? Did you ever see a bird that has the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not ungay is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.
- Dale Carnegie

I am just not as gay as I used to be, or as gay as I want to someday be, not that there is anything wrong with that.

Of course it could be something as simple as a communication problem, like using outdated vocabulary.

Now I hope there are not guys out there that may think I am one of those happy men, not that there is anything wrong with that, but you would just be barking up the wrong skirt.

You know that didn't sound quite right, any English majors out there?

Ciao Perry

haha

it actually was a girl that wrote you, andrew. console yourself with that

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