This is the thread where Louis Jagger Fan Club members can meet and await the return of our beloved

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You're an emotional wreck
You don't know who you are
You never say what you mean
And you keep your mouth shut
And your nights stay still
And then you come and call on me

You say i just can't help myself
I really really wish i could be somewhere else
than here

And I met a girl
she asked me my name
I told her what it was
She looked at me
I tried to explain
Exactly what i lost

But now i just can't help myself
I really really wish i could be somewhere else
Than here
You give me everything i need
but i really really wish i could be somewhere else
Than here

Just somewhere else
Just somewhere else than here

And i wont forget
no i wont forget
no i wont forget

And when i saw you there it was the first time
And you just walked on by
I was catching the sparks that flew from your heels
And trying to catch your eye

But that was
somewhere else
somewhere else
somewhere else
i really really wish i could be
somewhere else
somewhere else
somewhere else
i really really wish i could be
Coz' I just can't help myself
i really really wish i could be somewhere else
than here

And no I just can't help myself
i really really wish i could
I've got everything i need
i really really wish i could be
somewhere else
somewhere else
somewhere else
I really really wish i could be

i would like to be treasurer because i treasure him soooooooo much

i would like to be the secretary because i secrete louis jagger

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He's no Marissa...

(na na-na-na na na-na-na na-na na na na na)
(na na-na-na na na-na-na na-na na na na na)

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Celia, youre breaking my heart
Youre shaking my confidence daily
Oh, cecilia, Im down on my knees
Im begging you please to come home

Celia, youre breaking my heart
Youre shaking my confidence daily
Oh, cecilia, Im down on my knees
Im begging you please to come home
Come on home

Making love in the afternoon with cecilia
Up in my bedroom (making love)
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
Someones taken my place

Celia, youre breaking my heart
Youre shaking my confidence daily
Oh, cecilia, Im down on my knees
Im begging you please to come home
Come on home

Jubilation, she loves me again,
I fall on the floor and I laughing,
Jubilation, she loves me again,
I fall on the floor and I laughing

alot of you and the people who are running Google are on a powertrip.

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HALP US L0U15 JA4435

UR OUR ONLY HOPE

Hey all, been reading these boards for a few months now, and found it a great source of information and discussion, so I finally got around to making an account.

I'm a 17 year old student living in London, which makes me younger than the vast majority of posters, but hopefully I can contribute a bit without making too big a fool of myself. Really just hoping to expand my still very small knowledge of music and hopefully broaden my tastes a bit.

Currently listening to a lot of metal (cos I'm a teenager clearly) but plenty of other stuff, small selection of artists I've been listening to recently to give you an idea:

Agalloch/Alcest/Amok/Anathema/Angelic Process/Arcturus/Boards of Canada/Boris/Burzum/Caina/Candlemass/Darkspace/Deathspell/Dillinger/Dodheimsgard/Down/Earth/Electric Soft Parade/Electric Wizard/Emperor/Endstille/Ghost/Gorgoroth/Grave in the Sky/High on Fire/Immortal/Isis/Isole/Jesu/Katatonia/Moonsorrow/Mr. Bungle/My Bloody Valentine/Neurosis/Neutral Milk Hotel/Novembers Doom/Novembre/Oceansize/Om/Radiohead/Ride/Slowdive/Studio/Sunn O))/Super Furry Animals/Talk Talk/Trelldom/Ulver/Virgin Black/Watain/Witchcraft/Working for a Nuclear.../Wolves in the Throne Room/65daysofstatic

Ok I should stop, sorry about the facebook style list. Anyway, it just seems like I have quite a lot of the obvious and more famous choices (as well as mostly new stuff), and I'd love to try and get deeper into a few of those genres, probably by haunting the Rolling Metal Thread like I did last year.

Oh, and a certain l j4gger happens to be my brother, but don't hold that against me (yeah I'm the dude he kept stealing metal off).

-- Frankie, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 4:32 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

has anyone asked him if he's achieved poppage yet?

only the death of heath ledger could overshadow the possible emergence of louis' brother

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yes

BAN FRANKIE J@GGER

lolololol

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thankig

we mist u!!!!

― country matters, Friday, December 5, 2008 5:01 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

????

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Not much longer now!

can't wait

I've always been described as an exceptionally divergent thinker. Any given situation has suggested a multitude more, each more absurd than the last. Therefore, this topic fits snugly within my realm of experience.

Basically at an early age I would always imagine my female teachers on the toilet, and quickly scrunch up this thought because it was so illicit...but it kept on coming back. This was probably a scatological rendition of a basic and incomprehensible sexual drive.

Later in life I could never pass a fruit-bearing plant without wishing to sample its delights. I knew well there was a fair chance I'd be poisoned. I only sampled if I was sure of safety but by god was I tempted (see also: mushrooms).

Throughout, I have always wanted to say things that might be construed as inappropriate. Often I have said them. You all know this.

Erm...ok. Let's ratchet things up a bit.

The imps tell me to punch *through* peoples' faces.
The imps tell me to dignify any moment of solemnity with some sort of subversion. Despite being the one i'd actually obey most, this is an increasingly resistable impulse in my maturity.
The imps tell me to kick small animals, just to see how far they can fly.
The imps tell me to dive in front of trains and then try and lie beneath them.
The imps tell me to initiate sex on public transport with strangers.
They tell me to climb in the cabin of a metro and drive away (this happened last week).
They tell me to walk insane distances between two vaguely-known locations.
They tell me to insert things where they shouldn't be inserted (interpret this how you will).
They tell me to experiment with everything, and say no to nothing.
They tell me to put objects on train-lines and thus cause the most beautiful crashes I can.
To talk animatedly about air disasters to strangers when flying.
To look at mens' cocks in sports changing rooms.
To cut off my own cock.
To put my friend's cat in the guinea-pig cage where the latter would undoubtedly be killed.
To go to a poetry reading and recite the most horrendous necrophiliac verse.
To throw (or skim) stones at the heads of maritime swimmers.
To run across motorways.
To trash my bass.
To apply for Big Brother, and once there, to gleefully do the weirdest shit I could think of.
To drop objects such as coins or chairs out of high windows.
To sleep with my friends. Of both sexes.
To smash glass.
To shave my head.
To go about in drag.
Also yeah, to do what Kerm just said. Or better still, to push someone in front of me.

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:25 AM (3 months ago)

would SB again gladly if he starts up with that drivel!!

haitch - I'm formally kicking you out of the fan club!

seriously

you've got to give back your membership pin and club jacket asap!

does he get to keep his recipe book

he can keep the recipe book, but he has to hand in the commemorative collection of besotted acrostic love poems.

guys i wrote my name on the tag of the jacket

good luck with re-selling THAT

we can just change the ha to a b and sell it to your mom

;__;

BAMMM

j/k sorry!

she would never join jagger fanclub, not while her cankles fanclub membership is still valid at least

boobs that have the power of suggest ban.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Wednesday, August 5, 2009 7:34 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thanks for instilling a psychosomatic fear of naked women in me

― the hubby space veggiescope (country matters), Wednesday, August 5, 2009 7:36 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Are you still at nine then?

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Wednesday, August 5, 2009 7:38 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

10 but ain't gonna see 11 at this rate. Bra comes off and it's all "MUMMY HELP THEY'RE TRYING TO BAN ME"

― the hubby space veggiescope (country matters), Wednesday, August 5, 2009 7:39 PM (2 months ago)

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can't place this dude, remind me of his posting style

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football candles- worst two ronnies sketch concept ever

well at some point he will die

this isn't meta? what's the issue here?

meta would be bitching about why lj was banned

this thread is to celebrate good times, jagger style

precisely - it's a loving tribute to a unique boy.

are you his mum

lol

xp - someone finally guessed, after all this time.

still not sure exactly how the pregnancy happened - i was only 12 - but my family thought the best thing to do would be to put the child up for adoption, so that I could have a full life.

wait, I thought you guys were dating

they are

theirs is a groovy kind of love

i would not date my own child - that's way crepey.

the poppage that dare not speak its name

mommage

xp - still unsure on who the father was tbh - the circumstances were quite mysterious.

shrimp baby

oh awesome and here i was worried that this thread would be crepey

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i think que's suggestion that we celebrate & wait quietly is a good one.

and i was just kidding about being his mom. i'm not really his mom.

you are now

*sigh*

letter arrived at mod central command just a few minutes ago, looks official.

LJ came into this world via parthenogenesis

is what i heard

no poppages were harmed in the making of LJ

i wouldn't know.

well what kind of mom are you then?

i may have to contest your guardianship with the appropriate authorities

maybe the experience was so awesome she blocked the Poppage from her mind

he was put up for adoption - my family took me to the UK to have the baby for the sake of discretion - i don't remember many of the details, it was very traumatic.

so you're the Virgin Mary in this whole deal, huh?

no but see you just became his mom is the thing, right here on this thread

xpost

xp - you know this was all an elaborate set up for a second coming joke, right?

agnes of sod

wtf is going on here?????

second popping

waiting for the return of our savior, the Lord Louis J.

sarahel gave birth to him on this thread

it would be more respectful to wait in silence

he is seated at the right hand of the Mods

he will come again to judge the living and the dead

and his LOLs will have no end

and when he is banned for the final time, the ILX Suicide Cult will prepare for the end times.

(should have gone with "and his Poppage will have no end.")

i'm not sure yet how he will cope when he learns he was conceived in the USA

pope denies existence of limbo, refuses to clarify where banned users go.

because this is on IRE

jaggeresque title of spam i received today:

in perfect vigor has enflamed my mind